Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[Digital Hazard]

LOL
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Palu: "They do?"
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-yep-
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Pit: -blink- "What's lovey-dovey?"

-Chen and Ran are happy to have some peace for the moment-
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Theiatena: "Yes, I can sense their presence nearby"
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-And I guess Thighs-neesan too-
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Elizabeth: "You know? Like a couple?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Chen and Ran are happy to have some peace for the moment-
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Theiatena: "Yes, I can sense their presence nearby"
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-And I guess Thighs-neesan too-
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Elizabeth: "You know? Like a couple?"

-indeed-
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Palu: "Like who?"
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-indeed as well-
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Pit:

 

[Digital Hazard]

-indeed-
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Palu: "Like who?"
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-indeed as well-
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Pit:

-As do Rook and D.D.-
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Theiatena: "Let me see, oh, what's this? Is that the child of the Silent Dragon?"
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-Thoguhts?-
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Elizabeth: "Like... Those that are married but without the wedding?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

W
-Angelica for sure is interested-
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-perhaps-

"Peridot thus leads them all there, taking them to a Warp Pad for transport to it."

"Do Altera and/or Mash come along as well, Digital?"

Medea Lily: -Heals her finger-
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-Yeah, she never thought she'd like being an older sister-

Star: Thanks, Lily...

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"And yet, here she is."

Pit: "But... you're a girl, and you're my friend. That's what a girlfriend is, right?"

(I'm having too much fun with this )

"Off-screen, Jigglypuff is watching Elizabeth talk to Pit, and is facepalming repeatedly at his responses."

"And that's coming from the Pokemon who still doesn't fully realize that her singing naturally puts people to sleep."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Peridot thus leads them all there, taking them to a Warp Pad for transport to it."

"Do Altera and/or Mash come along as well, Digital?"



Star: Thanks, Lily...

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"And yet, here she is."



"Off-screen, Jigglypuff is watching Elizabeth talk to Pit, and is facepalming repeatedly at his responses."

"And that's coming from the Pokemon who still doesn't fully realize that her singing naturally puts people to sleep."

-I suppose Altera because fwen-
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Medea Lily: "Any time..."
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-She pats Abigail's head-

Abigail: "Hm? Something happening?"

Oui: "Nah, I'm just happy to be with you"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-As do Rook and D.D.-
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Theiatena: "Let me see, oh, what's this? Is that the child of the Silent Dragon?"
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-Thoguhts?-
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Elizabeth: "Like... Those that are married but without the wedding?"

Rook: Peaceful, for once. Let's hope this will las-

D.D.: -slapped by someone he was trying to flirt-

Rook:
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Palu: "... Kamui?"
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Kamui: It's so delicious... I want more!
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Pit: -finally gets it-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Rook: Peaceful, for once. Let's hope this will las-

D.D.: -slapped by someone he was trying to flirt-

Rook:
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Palu: "... Kamui?"
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Kamui: It's so delicious... I want more!
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Pit: -finally gets it-

Aya: "L-Learn some respect!"
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Theia: "That's her name? Then yes"

Ana: "I'm not surprised"
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-Don't you always?-
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Elizabeth: "I really like you that way..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-I suppose Altera because fwen-
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Medea Lily: "Any time..."
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-She pats Abigail's head-

Abigail: "Hm? Something happening?"

Oui: "Nah, I'm just happy to be with you"

"Waiting for Golden, now."

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Star: ...Let's get outta here.

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"Even more so since there's no trouble brewing right now. Simple vacation time again!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Star: ...Let's get outta here.

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"Even more so since there's no trouble brewing right now. Simple vacation time again!"

Medea Lily: "As... As you command..."
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-Nope-

-Would Specter be watching over the child?-

 

[Deleted member]

"Waiting for Golden, now."

-I mean he's going-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-I suppose Altera because fwen-
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-I mean he's going-

"Peridot takes them to this desert canyon."

Spoiler

"If the image is broken, it should still display when quoted."

Peridot: Here we are, Jasper's origin. The Beta Kindergarten.

Steven: Am I underwhelmed? It's pretty bright out here.

Amethytst: It's red...

Peridot: Yeah, no kidding! Red sandstone! Beta, am I right?

Steven: Heheh...! ...That's a math joke, right?

Peridot: For those of you who are less educated on the subject, those holes are the locations where gem soldiers were created millennia ago. A gem's gemstone is injected into the ground, they spend time gathering up resources and energy directly from the planet, and after a period of time passes, BAM! They burst out through the surface and leave behind these exit holes! You'll notice some of them are perfectly normal...but others are misshapen. That's because this Kindergarten was made in a place with poor conditions! The consequence is that most soldiers came out much weaker than they should've.

Medea Lily: "As... As you command..."
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-Nope-

-Would Specter be watching over the child?-

Star: It's not a command, just saying...We have no reason to stick around here anymore. And...yeah, I'd really like to just go home, now.
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"He is, keeping an eye out for danger just in case another threat suddenly shows up..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Peridot takes them to this desert canyon."

Spoiler

"If the image is broken, it should still display when quoted."

Peridot: Here we are, Jasper's origin. The Beta Kindergarten.

Steven: Am I underwhelmed? It's pretty bright out here.

Amethytst: It's red...

Peridot: Yeah, no kidding! Red sandstone! Beta, am I right?

Steven: Heheh...! ...That's a math joke, right?

Peridot: For those of you who are less educated on the subject, those holes are the locations where gem soldiers were created millennia ago. A gem's gemstone is injected into the ground, they spend time gathering up resources and energy directly from the planet, and after a period of time passes, BAM! They burst out through the surface and leave behind these exit holes! You'll notice some of them are perfectly normal...but others are misshapen. That's because this Kindergarten was made in a place with poor conditions! The consequence is that most soldiers came out much weaker than they should've.



Star: It's not a command, just saying...We have no reason to stick around here anymore. And...yeah, I'd really like to just go home, now.
___

"He is, keeping an eye out for danger just in case another threat suddenly shows up..."

Angelica: "Why was it made in such a badly chosen place then?"
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Medea Lily: "Let's get some rest..."
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-One can never know when the next evil-doer shall strike them-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Aya: "L-Learn some respect!"
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Theia: "That's her name? Then yes"

Ana: "I'm not surprised"
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-Don't you always?-
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Elizabeth: "I really like you that way..."

D.D.: "S-Sorry..."

Rook: -sighs-
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Palu: "Me neither."
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-she does -
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Pit: -super red right now-

 

[Digital Hazard]

D.D.: "S-Sorry..."

Rook: -sighs-
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Palu: "Me neither."
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-she does -
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Pit: -super red right now-

Ran: -Sighs- "He never changes a bit, huh?"
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Theiatena: "Hmmm, there's also a redheaded man with her who has the same natural skill"
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-Luckily Shirou was prepared-
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Elizabeth: "Pit?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ran: -Sighs- "He never changes a bit, huh?"
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Theiatena: "Hmmm, there's also a redheaded man with her who has the same natural skill"
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-Luckily Shirou was prepared-
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Elizabeth: "Pit?"

Rook: "Did you expect him to?"
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Palu: "You mean her husband?"
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-as always-
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Pit: "Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Yes?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Rook: "Did you expect him to?"
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Palu: "You mean her husband?"
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-as always-
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Pit: "Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Yes?"

Ran: "After so many decades, not in particular"
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Theia: "Is that he? Then yes"
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-And had a whole bucket-
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Elizabeth: "What you think of this?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ran: "After so many decades, not in particular"
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Theia: "Is that he? Then yes"
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-And had a whole bucket-
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Elizabeth: "What you think of this?"

Rook: "Try spending every day with him."
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Palu: "For a goddess of love, you sure don't know much about who married who..."
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-how big was the bucket? :V-
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-Pit.exe has stopped working-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Rook: "Try spending every day with him."
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Palu: "For a goddess of love, you sure don't know much about who married who..."
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-how big was the bucket? :V-
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-Pit.exe has stopped working-

Ran: "I already have to deal with Yukari-sama"
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Theia: "Shut up"

-The other three giggle at the sibling rivalry-
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-Well, it was more like a barrel-
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Elizabeth: "P-Pit?!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ran: "I already have to deal with Yukari-sama"
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Theia: "Shut up"

-The other three giggle at the sibling rivalry-
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-Well, it was more like a barrel-
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Elizabeth: "P-Pit?!"

Rook: "How is it?"
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Palu:
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LMAO
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Pit: -rebooting-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Rook: "How is it?"
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Palu:
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LMAO
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Pit: -rebooting-

Ran: "You have experienced days with her, imagine that being your life"
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Theiatena: "Oh, there's also another Hylian hero there. She seems to have the attention of an avatar of Amaterasu"
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-He had to ask his Nohrian cow sister-in-law to help him-
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Elizabeth: "Are you okay?" -Worried-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ran: "You have experienced days with her, imagine that being your life"
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Theiatena: "Oh, there's also another Hylian hero there. She seems to have the attention of an avatar of Amaterasu"
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-He had to ask his Nohrian cow sister-in-law to help him-
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Elizabeth: "Are you okay?" -Worried-

Rook: "..." -shudders-
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Farore:
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LMAO

-she gladly did-
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Pit: "H-Huh?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Angelica: "Why was it made in such a badly chosen place then?"
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Medea Lily: "Let's get some rest..."
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-One can never know when the next evil-doer shall strike them-

Peridot: Halfway through the rebellion, Homeworld scrambled to generate extra soldiers on the ground. This was the place they chose. I guess this place has got the right growing conditions in a pinch...But it's too small! They panicked, chose a bad spot, and...well, just look at this, the holes don't even line up! Hehe, it's like they just threw injectors down wherever! There's no organization here at all.

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"They decide to do just that."
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"Unfortunately..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Rook: "..." -shudders-
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Farore:
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LMAO

-she gladly did-
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Pit: "H-Huh?"

Ran: "Every. Single. Day..."
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Theiatena: "there's also a... Male homunculus, who I confused for a moment for a cardboard box"
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Shirou: "Thank you..."
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Elizabeth: "You just... Blocked right there!"

Peridot: Halfway through the rebellion, Homeworld scrambled to generate extra soldiers on the ground. This was the place they chose. I guess this place has got the right growing conditions in a pinch...But it's too small! They panicked, chose a bad spot, and...well, just look at this, the holes don't even line up! Hehe, it's like they just threw injectors down wherever! There's no organization here at all.

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"They decide to do just that."
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"Unfortunately..."

Altera: "Desperate times call for desperate meassures..."

Angelica: "And this is where our Amethyst grew..."
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-At the beach!-
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Oui: I wonder why that guy just doesn't comes out... -Aware of it and why-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Altera: "Desperate times call for desperate meassures..."

Angelica: "And this is where our Amethyst grew..."
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-At the beach!-
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Oui: I wonder why that guy just doesn't comes out... -Aware of it and why-

Amethyst: No, I came from a different one. It's much closer to Beach City, and a lot bigger...What did you say it was called, Peridot?

Peridot: The Prime Kindergarten, of course! It didn't have any problems this one did. It really makes you appreciate the Prime Kidnergarten more, doesn't it, Amethyst? Your Kindergarten was so thought through! Sure, you might have spent extra time in the ground, but everything else is stacked in your favor! Great location, great holes, even spacing, consistent depth, a real kindergartener gets it right. If Jasper came from here, and she did, then you've got the advantage, by far!

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Star: Nice place.

Marco: Yeah, feels a lot closer to home, too. "Meaning that this world isn't unlike his Earth, whereas most other dimensions they've visited are drastically different from his Earth."
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"He's been through a lot, to be fair. He's seen and lived through terrible things, and has many regrets. Though he still needs to remember his complete past."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Amethyst: No, I came from a different one. It's much closer to Beach City, and a lot bigger...What did you say it was called, Peridot?

Peridot: The Prime Kindergarten, of course! It didn't have any problems this one did. It really makes you appreciate the Prime Kidnergarten more, doesn't it, Amethyst? Your Kindergarten was so thought through! Sure, you might have spent extra time in the ground, but everything else is stacked in your favor! Great location, great holes, even spacing, consistent depth, a real kindergartener gets it right. If Jasper came from here, and she did, then you've got the advantage, by far!

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Star: Nice place.

Marco: Yeah, feels a lot closer to home, too. "Meaning that this world isn't unlike his Earth, whereas most other dimensions they've visited are drastically different from his Earth."
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"He's been through a lot, to be fair. He's seen and lived through terrible things, and has many regrets. Though he still needs to remember his complete past."

Angelica: "So you're saying that she could be naturally stronger if we unlock her potential..."
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Medea Lily: "We all are trying to have some time here, it's fair you get some of it too"
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-True, how much he remembers yet?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Angelica: "So you're saying that she could be naturally stronger if we unlock her potential..."
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Medea Lily: "We all are trying to have some time here, it's fair you get some of it too"
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-True, how much he remembers yet?-

Peridot: Of course! If Jasper's beaten her,then she just needs to improve her skills! She could beat her any day! No problem!

Amethyst: Did Jasper really come from this big old mess...?

Peridot: Take a look at this hole! This Carnelian came out sideways! How could she not, the walls are curved! Hehe, what a joke.

Amethyst:: Man, I-I had no idea.

Peridot: What you want to see is a vertical alignment; no angle in the exit; a clean, strong silhouette. None of these holes come close!

___

Star: Thanks Lily, we appreciate it...
___

"He remembered ... a fight. A fight for a relic of great power..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ran: "Every. Single. Day..."
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Theiatena: "there's also a... Male homunculus, who I confused for a moment for a cardboard box"
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Shirou: "Thank you..."
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Elizabeth: "You just... Blocked right there!"

Rook: "And you, you know how Ingrid can be, right?"
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Palu:
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Camilla: "No problem. Anything for my sister~"
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Pit: "I... had the weirdest dream..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Peridot: Of course! If Jasper's beaten her,then she just needs to improve her skills! She could beat her any day! No problem!

Amethyst: Did Jasper really come from this big old mess...?

Peridot: Take a look at this hole! This Carnelian came out sideways! How could she not, the walls are curved! Hehe, what a joke.

Amethyst:: Man, I-I had no idea.

Peridot: What you want to see is a vertical alignment; no angle in the exit; a clean, strong silhouette. None of these holes come close!

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Star: Thanks Lily, we appreciate it...
___

"He remembered ... a fight. A fight for a relic of great power..."

Altera: "Do you recall your hole?"
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-She hugs both, worried for their mental health-
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-Where was it? And against who? He can recall it was a particularly dark place...-

Rook: "And you, you know how Ingrid can be, right?"
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Palu:
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Camilla: "No problem. Anything for my sister~"
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Pit: "I... had the weirdest dream..."

Ran: "Yes..."
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Theia: "Oh, there's also a male adolescent accompanied by a Mewman. The youngster... He has an incredible potential for it as well, yes"
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-Erika hugs her-
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Elizabeth: "About what?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Altera: "Do you recall your hole?"
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-She hugs both, worried for their mental health-
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-Where was it? And against who? He can recall it was a particularly dark place...-

Peridot: Mine had all the signs of proper growth and emergence. It was the correct size for a Era II peridot, and was perfectly vertically aligned with the others in my kindergarten, on a nice, smooth wall. It's extremely difficult to near perfection in quality, but this is a proven efficient standard kindergarteners like myself have taken up. If an exit hole doesn't have any of those qualities, then something went wrong!

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"It's quite a mess, this whole situation..."
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"Inside a tower..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ran: "Yes..."
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Theia: "Oh, there's also a male adolescent accompanied by a Mewman. The youngster... He has an incredible potential for it as well, yes"
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-Erika hugs her-
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Elizabeth: "About what?"

Rook: "Imagine traveling with her."
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Palu: "Marco, of all people?"
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Camilla: "Hm?" -looking at the child-
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Pit: "Y-You were right there... dressed the same way... and said..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Peridot: Mine had all the signs of proper growth and emergence. It was the correct size for a Era II peridot, and was perfectly vertically aligned with the others in my kindergarten, on a nice, smooth wall. It's extremely difficult to near perfection in quality, but this a proven efficient standard kindergarteners like myself have taken up. If an exit hole doesn't have any of those qualities, then something went wrong!

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"It's quite a mess, this whole situation..."
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"Inside a tower..."

Altera: "I see... What of you, Amethyst? How was your hole?"
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-So she hopes they can relax a bit here-
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-But against who...?-

Rook: "Imagine traveling with her."
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Palu: "Marco, of all people?"
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Camilla: "Hm?" -looking at the child-
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Pit: "Y-You were right there... dressed the same way... and said..."

Ran: "..." -Shudders too-
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Thiea: "Yes, that boy. He has the potential still locked and developing"
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Erika: "Thanks for helping in making Mama happy!"
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Elizabeth: "That was real..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ran: "..." -Shudders too-
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Thiea: "Yes, that boy. He has the potential still locked and developing"
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Erika: "Thanks for helping in making Mama happy!"
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Elizabeth: "That was real..."

-the two started chuckling from imagining the other in their place-
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Palu: "Don't send Kyu to work on him. Ever."
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Camilla: "Awwww~" -hugs her-
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-he fainted :V-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Altera: "I see... What of you, Amethyst? How was your hole?"
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-So she hopes they can relax a bit here-
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-But against who...?-

Amethyst: Ehh... it mostly fits the description for a good one...just smaller than normal.
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"They will."
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"Someone connected to the Enchantress...?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-the two started chuckling from imagining the other in their place-
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Palu: "Don't send Kyu to work on him. Ever."
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Camilla: "Awwww~" -hugs her-
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-he fainted :V-

Ran: "Heheh... That would be just as terrible..."
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Theia: "Don't worry, I can sense a mutual attraction developing between him and the Mewman"

Alice: "I knew it!"
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Erika: "My aunties are so caring~!"
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Elizabeth: "PIT!"

Amethyst: Ehh... it mostly fits the description for a good one...just smaller than normal.
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"They will."
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"Someone connected to the Enchantress...?"

Altera: "I guess because of your size..."
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-Yeah, she hopes they brought swimsuits too so they can have more fun together-
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-Yeah, a woman, perhaps...?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Altera: "I guess because of your size..."
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-Yeah, she hopes they brought swimsuits too so they can have more fun together-
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-Yeah, a woman, perhaps...?-

Amethyst: That's the reason, yeah...

Peridot: Allow me to reiterate: Everything besides your height is in your favor! Just listen to the expert and take a good look at this place. There's not a single exit hole here that's in even remotely good condition!
___

"Chances are, yes!"

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"But her name is one that escapes him..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ran: "Heheh... That would be just as terrible..."
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Theia: "Don't worry, I can sense a mutual attraction developing between him and the Mewman"

Alice: "I knew it!"
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Erika: "My aunties are so caring~!"
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Elizabeth: "PIT!"

Rook: "Heheh. You're probably right."
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Palu: "Who didn't?"
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-AWWWWWWW-
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-she does anything?-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Amethyst: That's the reason, yeah...

Peridot: Allow me to reiterate: Everything besides your height is in your favor! Just listen to the expert and take a good look at this place. There's not a single exit hole here that's in even remotely good condition!
___

"Chances are, yes!"

___

"But her name is one that escapes him..."

Altera: "Even the heught could be advantegeous"
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-She went to change into a swimsuit-
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-She had the appearance of a knight...-

Rook: "Heheh. You're probably right."
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Palu: "Who didn't?"
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-AWWWWWWW-
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-she does anything?-

Ran: "Want to drink our sorrows away later...?"
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Theia: "Hmmm... There's also another woman with the natural skill, one that seems to be half-feline and with dark hair and yellow eyes"
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-This child must rotected!-
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-Pick him up-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ran: "Want to drink our sorrows away later...?"
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Theia: "Hmmm... There's also another woman with the natural skill, one that seems to be half-feline and with dark hair and yellow eyes"
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-This child must rotected!-
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-Pick him up-

Rook: "Why wait?"
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Palu: "... Really?"
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-she will!-
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-and then?-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Rook: "Why wait?"
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Palu: "... Really?"
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-she will!-
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-and then?-

Ran: -Sees that Yukari isn't waking up soon- "You're right"
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Theia: "Yes, why?"
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-Everyone will!-
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-Bring him to her room so she can place him on her bed-

-If he's KO'd at least she'll give him a comfy place to recover consciousness-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Altera: "Even the heught could be advantegeous"
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-She went to change into a swimsuit-
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-She had the appearance of a knight...-

Amethyst: Why? Because it makes me harder to hit?
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"The others changed into some beachwear as well."
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"Wielding only a great shield..."