Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-yee-

-sending both flying-

 

[Deleted member]

-sending both flying-

-Beerus barely damaged if at all :V-

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Complete with a backstory! Which is told through the host acting as the characters and holding up painted cardoards cutouts that he sticks his face through to make him appear as the characters as well."

"It's extremely corny, but it's fun. As was the Ferris Wheel."
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Sure thing. It's so nice to meet you all!

-She's smiling and giggling all the way, being quite cute, having a good time-
---
Amakusa: "We've heard plenty about you, it's good to finally see you in spirit"

Isis: "What a coward..."

-More like not stupid to be part of the crossfire between her and Beerus-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-She's smiling and giggling all the way, being quite cute, having a good time-
---
Amakusa: "We've heard plenty about you, it's good to finally see you in spirit"

"Successful practice date for Marco, seems like!"
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To be honest with you, I should've passed on by now, but Chara returned, and then...

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Successful practice date for Marco, seems like!"
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To be honest with you, I should've passed on by now, but Chara returned, and then...

Medea Lily: "I have good news"
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Jeanne: "It's not your fault she rose up..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Medea Lily: "I have good news"
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Jeanne: "It's not your fault she rose up..."

Marco: What's that?

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(Not this time, anyway...even then, it always seemed like something even more powerful than both of us was the real culprit. Were it not for that one, single mess that caused her to awaken and take control, she may have never come back in the first place) You're right. But now she won't bother anyone else ever again.

 

[Digital Hazard]

Marco: What's that?

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(Not this time, anyway...even then, it always seemed like something even more powerful than both of us was the real culprit. Were it not for that one, single mess that caused her to awaken and take control, she may have never come back in the first place) You're right. But now she won't bother anyone else ever again.

Medea Lily: "You managed to make a girl have fun!"
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Martha: "Will you be able to finally rest in peace?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Medea Lily: "ou managed to make a girl have fun!"
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Martha: "Will you be able to finally rest in peace?"

Marco: Whew...So I didn't mess everything up. That's a good sign, right?
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Not until I know that Isis lady isn't going to hurt anyone else, too.

 

[Digital Hazard]

Marco: Whew...So I didn't mess everything up. That's a good sign, right?
___

Not until I know that Isis lady isn't going to hurt anyone else, too.

Medea Lily: "However..."
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Jeanne: "Understandable, we'll make sure she doesn't"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Medea Lily: "However..."
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Jeanne: "Understandable, we'll make sure she doesn't"

Marco: However what?

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we got a highly destructive cat god on the job for that. also someone else who specializes in the kinda bullet hells we're familiar with.

 

[Digital Hazard]

Marco: However what?

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we got a highly destructive cat god on the job for that. also someone else who specializes in the kinda bullet hells we're familiar with.

Medea Lily: "Nothing. Just messing"
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Amakusa: "Well said. After the suffering she and her acquaintances have done, it's a relief to see it will be over soon"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Medea Lily: "Nothing. Just messing"
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Amakusa: "Well said. After the suffering she and her acquaintances have done, it's a relief to see it will be over soon"

Marco: "Sigh of relief again."

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UNTIL THEN, WE HAVE MUCH CATCHING UP TO DO, FRISK!

At least be sure to say goodbye before you...pass on, alright, kid?

"The much more passive ghost nodded."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Marco: "Sigh of relief again."

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UNTIL THEN, WE HAVE MUCH CATCHING UP TO DO, FRISK!

At least be sure to say goodbye before you...pass on, alright, kid?

"The much more passive ghost nodded."

Medea Lily: "Thank you as well, this may just be some practice, but it was fun!"
---
Amakusa: "Now, is everyone here regrouped?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Medea Lily: "Thank you as well, this may just be some practice, but it was fun!"
---
Amakusa: "Now, is everyone here regrouped?"

Marco: I'm glad it worked out!
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We aren't missing anyone besides that Omnitraxus guy.

And I believe he intended to watch over the ensuing battle.

What's next, then, Amakusa?

(YES, YES. ALONE YOU ARE NOT. WHAT FUN LOOKING PEOPLE, THEY ARE, ARE.)

 

[Digital Hazard]

Marco: I'm glad it worked out!
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We aren't missing anyone besides that Omnitraxus guy.

And I believe he intended to watch over the ensuing battle.

What's next, then, Amakusa?

(YES, YES. ALONE YOU ARE NOT. WHAT FUN LOOKING PEOPLE, THEY ARE, ARE.)

Medea Lily: "You deserve a reward~!"
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Amakusa: "Maybe destroy the remains of this base..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Medea Lily: "You deserve a reward~!"
---
Amakusa: "Maybe destroy the remains of this base..."

"Pancakes? "

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AND BRING THE POOR DARKNERS ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE FREEDOM I HAVE ACHIEVED, YES YES!

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Pancakes? "

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AND BRING THE POOR DARKNERS ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE FREEDOM I HAVE ACHIEVED, YES YES!

-Yeah-

-And a kiss on the cheek-
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Martha: "Did anyone hear some distant shouting?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Yeah-

-And a kiss on the cheek-
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Martha: "Did anyone hear some distant shouting?"

"Marco was a tad surprised by that. "
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MY APOLOGIES, ALLOW ME TO TRAVEL FORWARD FORWARD AND GIVE MY CHANTING A CLEAR PATH TO LAND UPON YOUR EARDRUMS

"A short monster who appears to have been a former court jester to the King of Spades reveals himself."

GREETINGS, FRIENDS, FRIENDS, I MUST THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR ENDEAVORS. YOU'VE GOT THE KING ON THE RUN WITH HOW YOU'VE BEEN FIGHTING! PERHAPS THE DARKNERS SHALL BE FREE FROM HIS CRUEL, YET BORING STYLE OF LIFE SOON. WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO TRULY REMOVE HIM FROM THE THRONE? THE LIGHTNER HEREOS FORETOLD IN THE PROPHECY OR THE KINDLY ARMY THAT STANDS IN THIS SHELL OF A FORTRESS? I AM NOT CERTAIN. BUT I DO KNOW THAT THE KING FEARS YOU NOW, AS MUCH AS HE MAY WEAR THE MASK TO HIDE IT. HE MAY RETURN TO THE DARK WORLD, SOON, BUT AS LONG AS HE'S HIDING AWAY IN THIS PECULIAR WORLD, HIS PEOPLE ARE MORE FREE THAN THEY HAVE BEEN IN DECADES. ALL THANKS TO HIS FOOLISHNESS, AND IT MAY BE FURTHER THANKS TO YOU, YOU!

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Marco was a tad surprised by that. "
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MY APOLOGIES, ALLOW ME TO TRAVEL FORWARD FORWARD AND MAKE MY SHOUTING TO LAND UPON YOUR EARDRUMS

"A short monster who appears to have been a former court jester to the King of Spades reveals himself."

GREETINGS, FRIENDS, FRIENDS, I MUST THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR ENDEAVORS. YOU'VE GOT THE KING ON THE RUN WITH HOW YOU'VE BEEN FIGHTING! PERHAPS THE DARKNERS SHALL BE FREE FROM HIS CRUEL, YET BORING STYLE OF LIFE SOON. WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO TRULY REMOVE HIM FROM THE THRONE? THE LIGHTNER HEREOS FORETOLD IN THE PROPHECY OR THE KINDLY ARMY THAT STANDS IN THIS SHELL OF A FORTRESS? I AM NOT CERTAIN. BUT I DO KNOW THAT THE KING FEARS YOU NOW, AS MUCH AS HE MAY WEAR THE MASK TO HIDE IT. HE MAY RETURN TO THE DARK WORLD, SOON, BUT AS LONG AS HE'S HIDING AWAY IN THIS PECULIAR WORLD, HIS PEOPLE ARE MORE FREE THAN THEY HAVE BEEN IN DECADES. ALL THANKS TO HIS FOOLISHNESS, AND IT MAY BE FURTHER THANKS TO YOU, YOU!

Medea Lily: "Are you okay?"
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Martha: "Uuuuh... You are welcome?"

Amakusa: "What an interesting fellow"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Medea Lily: "Are you okay?"
---
Martha: "Uuuuh... You are welcome?"

Amakusa: "What an interesting fellow"

Marco: ...Yeah, I'm okay. Thank you, by the way!

"Now he's left to wonder what a kiss on the lips from his crush would be like."

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Where'd you come from, anyway, little guy?

I AM AMONG THE KING'S FEW SURVIVORS. AT LEAST, IN TERMS OF FREEDOM. YOU SEE, THE KING HAS IMPRISONED HIS PEOPLE IN A MIGHTY CELL SURROUNDING OUR ONCE BEAUTIFUL LANDSCAPE, LEAVING ME TO WANDER THE REMAINING WORLD AROUND IT. I WAS TOO FAST FOR HIS FORCES TO KEEP UP THEIR CHASE, AND OUTSIDE HIS WALLS, THERE WAS SUCH A FINE NEW WORLD FOR ME TO RESIDE IN, BUT THIS WAS NOT A PURE FATE, AS I SOON BECAME SADDENED, SADDENED. I WAS LEFT ALONE, NO FRIENDS TO MAKE, NO NEW FACES TO DISCOVER. THE WORLD WAS MINE TO EXPLORE, EXPLORE, BUT A JOURNEY ALONE, WAS A JOURNEY THAT WAS NO FUN.

BUT SOON, AS I HAVE OBSERVED, THE KING WILL DISCOVER NEW FACES HIMSELF, NEW FACES THAT WILL GO GOOD DEEDS TO HIS PEOPLE, THEN DO THEM THE ULTIMATE FAVOR BY REMOVING HIS STATUS, FREEING HIS PRISONERS, RESTORING THE WORLD TO WHAT IT ONCE WAS, WAS. I COULD ONLY LEARN THIS BY BREAKING INTO HIS PRISON AS HE LEFT HIS GUARDS TO OVERLOOK IT IN HIS ABSENCE, THEN FOLLOWING HIS FOOSTEPS ALL THE WAY TO HERE. I WISHED TO SEE IF HE WOULD FALL OUTSIDE OF HIS OWN CELL, AND IN THE PROCESS, I HAVE SEEN WHAT GOOD DEEDS YOU HAVE DONE, DONE, TOO! I DESIRE TO HELP YOU. FOR THIS JOURNEY AND ANY THAT FOLLOW. I MUST GIVE YOU A POWERFUL GIFT FOR YOUR TRAVELS.

A GIFT? JUST FOR US? HOW KIND, THANK YOU GOOD SIR!

BY THE WAY, AS LONG AS YOU ARE WAITING FOR THE REST OF YOUR PARTY TO FINISH THEIR TASKS, WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME WITH ME, FIRST?

 

[Digital Hazard]

Marco: ...Yeah, I'm okay. Thank you, by the way!

"Now he's left to wonder what a kiss on the lips from his crush would be like."

___

Where'd you come from, anyway, little guy?

I AM AMONG THE KING'S FEW SURVIVORS. AT LEAST, IN TERMS OF FREEDOM. YOU SEE, THE KING HAS IMPRISONED HIS PEOPLE IN A MIGHTY CELL SURROUNDING OUR ONCE BEAUTIFUL LANDSCAPE, LEAVING ME TO WANDER THE REMAINING WORLD AROUND IT. I WAS TOO FAST FOR HIS FORCES TO KEEP UP THEIR CHASE, AND OUTSIDE HIS WALLS, THERE WAS SUCH A FINE NEW WORLD FOR ME TO RESIDE IN, BUT THIS WAS NOT A PURE FATE, AS I SOON BECAME SADDENED, SADDENED. I WAS LEFT ALONE, NO FRIENDS TO MAKE, NO NEW FACES TO DISCOVER. THE WORLD WAS MINE TO EXPLORE, EXPLORE, BUT A JOURNEY ALONE, WAS A JOURNEY THAT WAS NO FUN.

BUT SOON, AS I HAVE OBSERVED, THE KING WILL DISCOVER NEW FACES HIMSELF, NEW FACES THAT WILL GO GOOD DEEDS TO HIS PEOPLE, THEN DO THEM THE ULTIMATE FAVOR BY REMOVING HIS STATUS, FREEING HIS PRISONERS, RESTORING THE WORLD TO WHAT IT ONCE WAS, WAS. I COULD ONLY LEARN THIS BY BREAKING INTO HIS PRISON AS HE LEFT HIS GUARDS TO OVERLOOK IT IN HIS ABSENCE, THEN FOLLOWING HIS FOOSTEPS ALL THE WAY TO HERE. I WISHED TO SEE IF HE WOULD FALL OUTSIDE OF HIS OWN CELL, AND IN THE PROCESS, I HAVE SEEN WHAT GOOD DEEDS YOU HAVE DONE, DONE, TOO! I DESIRE TO HELP YOU. FOR THIS JOURNEY AND ANY THAT FOLLOW,

A GIFT? JUST FOR US? HOW KIND, THANK YOU GOOD SIR!

BY THE WAY, AS LONG AS YOU ARE WAITING FOR THE REST OF YOUR PARTY TO FINISH THEIR TASKS, WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME WITH ME, FIRST?

Medea Lily: "Hopefully you manage it better when Ms. Thomas does it"
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Amakusa: "What kind of game?" -Interested-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Medea Lily: "Hopefully you manage it better when Ms. Thomas does it"
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Amakusa: "What kind of game?" -Interested-

Marco: I hope I will, too...
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OH, IT'S JUST A SIMPLE NUMBERS GAME.

"Several scythes appear from above Amakusa and fly right at him, as well as anyone standing next to him."

IF YOUR HP DROPS TO 0, YOU LOSE!

 

[Digital Hazard]

Marco: I hope I will, too...
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OH, IT'S JUST A SIMPLE NUMBERS GAME.

"Several scythes appear from above Amakusa and fly right at him, as well as anyone standing next to him."

IF YOUR HP DROPS TO 0, YOU LOSE!

Medea Lily: "Don't get your hopes down, I know you can!"
---
-He pulled a bunch of Black Keys out of who knows where to block them-

Amakusa: "Figured this'd be be the case"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Medea Lily: "Don't get your hopes down, I know you can!"
---

Marco: Thanks, Lily. I needed the help.

-He pulled a bunch of Black Keys out of who knows where to block them-

Amakusa: "Figured this'd be be the case"

KEYS? WHAT FUN, FUN! I HAVE A KEY OF MY OWN! ALLOW ME TO DISPLAY IT IN ALL IT'S FINERY, FOR IT WILL GIVE US PASSAGE THROUGH THE ENTRANCE TO MY FREE WORLD!

"All of Chaldea's people who are currently in the Shadaloo base soon find themselves elsewhere... they've now been transported to another word; they now stand on what looks like s strange, empty purple carousel, with another much, unnaturally larger and distorted carousel visible surrounding the "room". They're confronting an apparent trickster and former prisoner of the Chaos King/King of Spades, a court jester who calls himself "Jevil.""

Do you really want to do this, man? You've said it yourself; you've seen what we've been doing, slaying these villains trying to destroy the world. You don't want to know what we'll do to you for trying to stop us!

HOW VICIOUS! WORRY NOT, I AM VICIOUS MYSELF! IT WILL THUS BE A FAIR BATTLE, OF COURSE! I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY!

The Stoopid Unikorn @GoldenYuiitusin

 

[Digital Hazard]

Marco: Thanks, Lily. I needed the help.

Medea Lily: "Don't mention it! Just put the experience to good use, Mr. Marco!"

-There she goes to formal again-

KEYS? WHAT FUN, FUN! I HAVE A KEY OF MY OWN! ALLOW ME TO DISPLAY IT IN ALL IT'S FINERY, FOR IT WILL GIVE US PASSAGE THROUGH THE ENTRANCE TO MY FREE WORLD!

"All of Chaldea's people who are currently in the Shadaloo base soon find themselves elsewhere... they've now been transported to another word; they now stand on what looks like s strange, empty purple carousel, with another much, unnaturally larger and distorted carousel visible surrounding the "room". They're confronting an apparent trickster and former prisoner of the Chaos King/King of Spades, a court jester who calls himself "Jevil.""

Do you really want to do this, man? You've said it yourself; you've seen what we've been doing, slaying these villains trying to destroy the world. You don't want to know what we'll do to you for trying to stop us!

HOW VICIOUS! WORRY NOT, I AM VICIOUS MYSELF! IT WILL THUS BE A FAIR BATTLE, OF COURSE! I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY!

The Stoopid Unikorn @GoldenYuiitusin

Marvelous: "Don't blame us for breaking your toys then..."

 

[Deleted member]

Marco: Thanks, Lily. I needed the help.



KEYS? WHAT FUN, FUN! I HAVE A KEY OF MY OWN! ALLOW ME TO DISPLAY IT IN ALL IT'S FINERY, FOR IT WILL GIVE US PASSAGE THROUGH THE ENTRANCE TO MY FREE WORLD!

"All of Chaldea's people who are currently in the Shadaloo base soon find themselves elsewhere... they've now been transported to another word; they now stand on what looks like s strange, empty purple carousel, with another much, unnaturally larger and distorted carousel visible surrounding the "room". They're confronting an apparent trickster and former prisoner of the Chaos King/King of Spades, a court jester who calls himself "Jevil.""

Do you really want to do this, man? You've said it yourself; you've seen what we've been doing, slaying these villains trying to destroy the world. You don't want to know what we'll do to you for trying to stop us!

HOW VICIOUS! WORRY NOT, I AM VICIOUS MYSELF! IT WILL THUS BE A FAIR BATTLE, OF COURSE! I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY!

The Stoopid Unikorn @GoldenYuiitusin

-still in God form-
Another bug for me to squash.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Medea Lily: "Don't mention it! Just put the experience to good use, Mr. Marco!"

-There she goes to formal again-

Marco: Will do!

Marvelous: "Don't blame us for breaking your toys then..."

-still in God form-
Another bug for me to squash.

"Laughing like a madman" NOW, NOW! LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

"The carousel starts spinning, as does the larger one, yet, curiously, neither Jevil nor anyone among Chaldea is moving along with it, even if those who are still standing right on the platform, rather than levitating or flying above it."

 

[Deleted member]

"Laughing like a madman" NOW, NOW! LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

"The carousel starts spinning, as does the larger one, yet, curiously, neither Jevil nor anyone among Chaldea is moving along with it, even if those who are still standing right on the platform, rather than levitating or flying above it."

-Broly pays no mind and goes for a flying lariat-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

What the hell did I miss?

-Beerus barely damaged if at all :V-

Isis: "Not bad..."

-More like not stupid to be part of the crossfire between her and Beerus-

-kek-

 

[Deleted member]

What the hell did I miss?


Isis: "Not bad..."


-kek-

-and then a giant sun-like sphere of energy-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

What the hell did I miss?

Another Deltarune character's shown up.; Jevil appeared to thank the group for fighting against the King and wanted to give them a gift. But not before playing a deadly game with them.

-Broly pays no mind and goes for a flying lariat-

"He starts teleporting rapidly all across the area before he gets hit, "spitting" groups of four spade projectiles at anyone in sight, each one traveling in slightly different arcs. He's teleporting a little too quickly and randomly to be hit."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-and then a giant sun-like sphere of energy-

Isis: A sun... how ironic...

Another Deltarune character's shown up.; Jevil appeared to thank the group for fighting against the King and wanted to give them a gift. But not before playing a deadly game with them.

Azura: "You must be joking..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Azura: "You must be joking..."

"And for reference, anyone who was in the Shadaloo base is fighting Jevil, now. He transported them to his own little section of the Dark World."

"Teleporting rapidly around everyone, firing groups of four spade projectiles at anyone he's facing as he does so."

 

[Deleted member]

Isis: A sun... how ironic...

-it's getting bigger....-

 

[Deleted member]

"He starts teleporting rapidly all across the area before he gets hit, "spitting" groups of four spade projectiles at anyone in sight, each one traveling in slightly different arcs. He's teleporting a little too quickly and randomly to be hit."

-arguably, the fact this is pissing off Broly worries Chaldea more than Jevil himself...-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"And for reference, anyone who was in the Shadaloo base is fighting Jevil, now. He transported them to his own little section of the Dark World."

"Teleporting rapidly around everyone, firing groups of four spade projectiles at anyone he's facing as he does so."

-Deadpool tries to poke his eyes-

-it's getting bigger....-

Isis: With his power within me gone... I can't bring him back... I already lost... -confident smirk- But if I can take down a God of Destruction, then that would be compensation enough. -she teleports behind him-

-arguably, the fact this is pissing off Broly worries Chaldea more than Jevil himself...-

Deadpool: "Welp, world's ****ed..."

 

[Deleted member]

-Deadpool tries to poke his eyes-


Isis: With his power within me gone... I can't bring him back... I already lost... -confident smirk- But if I can take down a God of Destruction, then that would be compensation enough. -she teleports behind him-


Deadpool: "Welp, world's ****ed..."

Isis: "Nothing personnel kid"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Isis: "Nothing personnel kid"

-then tries to pull off Akuma's signature move-

-if it lands, Beerus survives-

-if it fails... it fails :V-

 

[Deleted member]

-then tries to pull off Akuma's signature move-

-if it lands, Beerus survives-

-if it fails... it fails :V-

-she somehow trips like Dan :V-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-she somehow trips like Dan :V-

Isis: Darn it...