Digital Hazard
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Power is baaaaack
-One day, Scáthach was seen making her way through the halls of the Arthra, looking to get inside a certain bedroom, to which she knocked the door of, and the current owner of it opened-
Medb: ".....Well, well, what an unpleasant surprise"
Scáthach: "Hmph, Medb..."
Medb: "Now what do you want? I'm busy, if you couldn't tell!"
Scáthach: "I see no men in your bedchambers right"
Medb: "I'm preparing for singing in some days! Though I will have a nice quantity of guys coming in a some hours~" -she giggled, not the least subtle on her intentions-
Scáthach: -Sigh- "On the least you learned the lesson on going after people in relationships..."
Medb: "Oh please, don't pretend you are innocent on that matter! But what do you want anyway?"
Scáthach: "....I want to make a contract with you"
Medb: "...................................................................................................................................Sorry, I think I misheard that, you want me to become someone's Servant, correct?"
Scáthach: "Of course, my own"
Medb: "....What do you want? Wouldn't you rather do that with the so-dear-student that, grrrrrrr, never saw my charms?!"
Scáthach: "He already has a contract, you know? Even then, I admittedly don't think he's appropriate for what I want from you"
Medb: "...What you want from me?"
Scáthach: "What am I, Medb?"
Medb: "An annoying old lady?"
Scáthach: "...I'll ignore you said that. But really what do you think I feel about my status as immortal? A being that can't die? A being that no matter what I do, I suffer little? Had the lizard's plan worked, I would have been stuck in Remnant, eternally waiting for the Grimm to overwhelm me after thousands of years to become a their chew toy"
Medb: "Are you here to dump your depression on me?"
Scáthach: "The point I want to make is, no matter what happens, I am eternal, and only few people here are not. There's Byleth, there's Palutena, but most here will die, it's an inevitability to all things to come, except so few. All people we know, at some point, will pass on no matter what"
Medb: ".........Are you here really just to dump your depression on me?"
Scáthach: "Honestly, beforehand I would have just waited forr the planet to eventually become desserted in billions of years, and to be hit by the inevitable death by the Sun that I would still survive on, only to drift on space for longer time, but now with how the multiverse is connected... I have hopes to pass the rest of eternity as a multiversal traveler of sorts, passing through infinite worlds looking for new possibilities, maybe new people to teach"
Medb: ".........................O-Okay, woah, that was more complex than I thought...But what does that have to do with contracting with me?"
Scáthach: ".............." -blushes- "I want a companion to spend eternity alongside with"
Medb: ".................................................................."
Scáthach: "........................................................................."
Medb: "...................................................................................................."
Scáthach: "Ugh, go ahead, laugh!"
Medb: "N-No! It's just... Why me?! you hate me! I hate you! It makes no sense!"
Scáthach: "You're right that you're an annoying brat that causes us so much trouble I'd rather not deal with... But I also know eternal would be too tempting for you to not accept, and begrudgingly, I do respect some aspects of you, you're someone who is honest to herself and shows it to others without a care of the world, even if... There's a lot of annoying parts about that, that means you're blunt and honest, so someone I can trust to tell me when I attempt something stupid"
Medb: "...W-Why not go with the others you mentioned?"
Scáthach: "They'll probably have their own plans... But too much time will happen before they formulate that, I'm a number of trillions of years planning ahead"
Medb: "Er, I go lift my skirt to most handsome guys I come across?"
Scáthach: "You wanna do that forever or not?"
Medb: "..................................................If this is some trick, I'm going to kick your face. Hard. It won't kill you obviously, but I'll make sure it hurts lots!"
Scáthach: "Don't worry, I'll be careful to bring you around much cheese"
Medb: "Yo-! Ugh... I guess I better start making myself ready to accept that..."
Scáthach: "Very well..." -offers hand-
Medb: "....Just so we're clear, you'll do your runes to give me a huge power boost too!"
Scáthach: "Fair"
Medb: "That's right! Though none of them could grant me more charisma than I already do, heheheh~" -takes hand-
-And that was the start of quite the strange partnership-
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Morrigan: "It was the intent..."
Lilith: "Yeah...."
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Kaito: "Heh, for now I must go finish some dishes though"
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-It happens to be Draco this once-
-Whe's a fast learner-
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da Vinci: "Hmmm, yes, I can notice that none"
---
-While they say that an assistant to the photographer albeit bumbling a bit managed to make sure the pictures would look a little better-
-The granddaughter was like "see? that's how it's done!" while the photographer was like "beginner's luck"-
---
-She... Never pictured herself going that big... Just like, she did all those things as she felt like doing them-
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Shamal: "It's alright, none of you deserved any of that, so I'm glad to have cured you"
Jeanne: "That's also something I was curious about, honestly. Have any of you bonded with anyone?"
Kiara: "I'm sure ir would help her!"
-Did they... Die once again?-
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Lily: "Just a little bit of magic here and there. And thanks!"
Kiritsugu: "But does that mean that back then you did?"
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-He manages to do so, surprising him!-
White Ranger: "What?" -AND IT ALSO MAKES ARCUEID'S KICK CONNECT-
Sitonai: "You seem like a bit of an idiot..."
Musashi: Okay, I think I got something!
---
Poppy: "Ready then?"
-Fran nodded-
Poppy: "Alright~!" -on to start to sing!-
-The controversy section narrates about how circa 2010, the son of the then president of the company while working under it managed to create and manifest into the real world a version of the Y2K virus that would infect humans, which during 2016 now as the president, he went to spread in an epidemy of this so-called 'Game Syndrome', produced by the newly named Bugster virus which manifested as a parasite that makes... Video game characters be brought to real life by overtaking the body of a patient, killing them-
---
Atalanta: "Hm... Though I also hope to not get overbearing"
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Unreplied Uni
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Sakura: "I...I feel fine..."
Rin: -Will make sure to give a hug to Sakura after this is over and stay with her all night, having a clue of what she saw... Like she herself saw Kirei for a moment, but knows Sakura had it much worse-
Mordred: "Yeah, just saying for some other day..."
-One day, Scáthach was seen making her way through the halls of the Arthra, looking to get inside a certain bedroom, to which she knocked the door of, and the current owner of it opened-
Medb: ".....Well, well, what an unpleasant surprise"
Scáthach: "Hmph, Medb..."
Medb: "Now what do you want? I'm busy, if you couldn't tell!"
Scáthach: "I see no men in your bedchambers right"
Medb: "I'm preparing for singing in some days! Though I will have a nice quantity of guys coming in a some hours~" -she giggled, not the least subtle on her intentions-
Scáthach: -Sigh- "On the least you learned the lesson on going after people in relationships..."
Medb: "Oh please, don't pretend you are innocent on that matter! But what do you want anyway?"
Scáthach: "....I want to make a contract with you"
Medb: "...................................................................................................................................Sorry, I think I misheard that, you want me to become someone's Servant, correct?"
Scáthach: "Of course, my own"
Medb: "....What do you want? Wouldn't you rather do that with the so-dear-student that, grrrrrrr, never saw my charms?!"
Scáthach: "He already has a contract, you know? Even then, I admittedly don't think he's appropriate for what I want from you"
Medb: "...What you want from me?"
Scáthach: "What am I, Medb?"
Medb: "An annoying old lady?"
Scáthach: "...I'll ignore you said that. But really what do you think I feel about my status as immortal? A being that can't die? A being that no matter what I do, I suffer little? Had the lizard's plan worked, I would have been stuck in Remnant, eternally waiting for the Grimm to overwhelm me after thousands of years to become a their chew toy"
Medb: "Are you here to dump your depression on me?"
Scáthach: "The point I want to make is, no matter what happens, I am eternal, and only few people here are not. There's Byleth, there's Palutena, but most here will die, it's an inevitability to all things to come, except so few. All people we know, at some point, will pass on no matter what"
Medb: ".........Are you here really just to dump your depression on me?"
Scáthach: "Honestly, beforehand I would have just waited forr the planet to eventually become desserted in billions of years, and to be hit by the inevitable death by the Sun that I would still survive on, only to drift on space for longer time, but now with how the multiverse is connected... I have hopes to pass the rest of eternity as a multiversal traveler of sorts, passing through infinite worlds looking for new possibilities, maybe new people to teach"
Medb: ".........................O-Okay, woah, that was more complex than I thought...But what does that have to do with contracting with me?"
Scáthach: ".............." -blushes- "I want a companion to spend eternity alongside with"
Medb: ".................................................................."
Scáthach: "........................................................................."
Medb: "...................................................................................................."
Scáthach: "Ugh, go ahead, laugh!"
Medb: "N-No! It's just... Why me?! you hate me! I hate you! It makes no sense!"
Scáthach: "You're right that you're an annoying brat that causes us so much trouble I'd rather not deal with... But I also know eternal would be too tempting for you to not accept, and begrudgingly, I do respect some aspects of you, you're someone who is honest to herself and shows it to others without a care of the world, even if... There's a lot of annoying parts about that, that means you're blunt and honest, so someone I can trust to tell me when I attempt something stupid"
Medb: "...W-Why not go with the others you mentioned?"
Scáthach: "They'll probably have their own plans... But too much time will happen before they formulate that, I'm a number of trillions of years planning ahead"
Medb: "Er, I go lift my skirt to most handsome guys I come across?"
Scáthach: "You wanna do that forever or not?"
Medb: "..................................................If this is some trick, I'm going to kick your face. Hard. It won't kill you obviously, but I'll make sure it hurts lots!"
Scáthach: "Don't worry, I'll be careful to bring you around much cheese"
Medb: "Yo-! Ugh... I guess I better start making myself ready to accept that..."
Scáthach: "Very well..." -offers hand-
Medb: "....Just so we're clear, you'll do your runes to give me a huge power boost too!"
Scáthach: "Fair"
Medb: "That's right! Though none of them could grant me more charisma than I already do, heheheh~" -takes hand-
-And that was the start of quite the strange partnership-
Tiki: "Of course, truth to be told though, I already know a bit about dancing!"Azura: "May I help with those?"
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Palutena: "Oh, you were pranking people?"
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Alear: "You're lucky we have a common enemy..."
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-HECK YEAH-
-who wins?-
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Morrigan: "It was the intent..."
Lilith: "Yeah...."
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Kaito: "Heh, for now I must go finish some dishes though"
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-It happens to be Draco this once-
-Whe's a fast learner-
-Mayhaps it could even save him some time...-Tom: (...Is it time that I get a demoncism? If I can't totally beat this anger on my own, it's basically my only other option...)
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Linebeck: "No modern contraption is too challenging for Captain Linebeck to understan-" -Hand slips on the keyboard and accidentally went back to the startup and login screen-
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Brit: "She's going to great lengths for this popularity scheme..."
Tiff: "We need to get 'em on our side! See Jenny for the loser she is!"
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-She's...helped and saved quite a few people, after all...-
-...But it's quite a jump from a secretary for Chaldea, not to mention fusing with Galahad originally just to survive at the time...-
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Pichu: -Smiled warmly at that- "(It's all thanks to you!)"
Pikachu: "(She's okay again! I don't know how to thank you enough!)"
Squirtle: "(It's okay. You've done what you can...)
(That actually leads me to a question we had for you guys. Do all of you even want to go back to the wild?)
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da Vinci: "Hmmm, yes, I can notice that none"
---
-While they say that an assistant to the photographer albeit bumbling a bit managed to make sure the pictures would look a little better-
-The granddaughter was like "see? that's how it's done!" while the photographer was like "beginner's luck"-
---
-She... Never pictured herself going that big... Just like, she did all those things as she felt like doing them-
---
Shamal: "It's alright, none of you deserved any of that, so I'm glad to have cured you"
Jeanne: "That's also something I was curious about, honestly. Have any of you bonded with anyone?"
...Not at all...O-Once it seemed like they were back to being in good health, I called their families to tell them that I'd be sending their relatives back home the following day...
...I-I called them too soon...
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Star: "I still don't know how you do it,..." -Still awed but confused as to how Lily makes so many pancakes in such a short timespan-
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-Lancer activates the rocket boosters on his biycle again and actually drives towards the White Ranger's Megazord-
-If he reaches it, he actually tries to drive up the mech at high speeds, something the biycicle is capable of doing with walls and ceilings, but it would only work if the White Ranger is distracted enough-
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(...Annnnnd there's the catch.)
-She reads what info is in the controversy section-
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-Blake fully trusts that, but also believes in herself as well as Yang more too, now?-
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TLink: "Yeah! Anya's got a similar personality to my little sister, and a similar cleverness despite being way young. They'd probably get along, actually."
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Garnet: "A-All those Gems, forced to be fused into those helpless monstrosities by Homeworld..."
Steven: "Garnet! They were just memories! There aren't any Cluster Gems here! And the war ended centuries ago!"
Garnet: "..."-Recomposing herself upon hearing that and realizing it's correct- "R-Right, all those were just illusions of the real things and the rebellion from long ago..."
Specimen 14: "As much as I'm glad that no one died getting here...I'm sorry you all had to go through what I did..."
(Not all of us were strongly affected. If nothing else, that creature supposedly can't follow us now, correct?)
-Someone translates that-
Specimen 14: "It can't. And the next shortcut should be at room 603, which means we're on the right track..."
Tiki: "Could I remain with her a little longer?"Kamui: "Yes you are."
Lilith: "Oh no..."
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Emblem Chrom: "Impressive work, little girl."
Emblem Sigurd: "I can't say I trust him now, that's for sure..."
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Shez: "No need to thank me. I'm just happy to help."
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-is it anything bad?-
Byleth: "Of course."
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Blake: "I think Yang and I can handle ourselves now... but it's still appreciated."
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Yang: "Calm down, Mordee. She's not here so let's focus on busting this mansion instead."
Kiara: "I'm sure ir would help her!"
-Did they... Die once again?-
---
Lily: "Just a little bit of magic here and there. And thanks!"
Kiritsugu: "But does that mean that back then you did?"
---
-He manages to do so, surprising him!-
White Ranger: "What?" -AND IT ALSO MAKES ARCUEID'S KICK CONNECT-
Sitonai: "You seem like a bit of an idiot..."
Musashi: Okay, I think I got something!
---
Poppy: "Ready then?"
-Fran nodded-
Poppy: "Alright~!" -on to start to sing!-
-The controversy section narrates about how circa 2010, the son of the then president of the company while working under it managed to create and manifest into the real world a version of the Y2K virus that would infect humans, which during 2016 now as the president, he went to spread in an epidemy of this so-called 'Game Syndrome', produced by the newly named Bugster virus which manifested as a parasite that makes... Video game characters be brought to real life by overtaking the body of a patient, killing them-
---
Atalanta: "Hm... Though I also hope to not get overbearing"
---
Unreplied Uni
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Sakura: "I...I feel fine..."
Rin: -Will make sure to give a hug to Sakura after this is over and stay with her all night, having a clue of what she saw... Like she herself saw Kirei for a moment, but knows Sakura had it much worse-
Mordred: "Yeah, just saying for some other day..."