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[KeroKeroppi]

dude

you live like 1200 miles away

 

[stylisland]

Dude

Sometimes you gotta pay to be the best

Extra incentive...the fleshlight is gold

Here's proof I'm not trolling

 

[Sensei]

Dude

Sometimes you gotta pay to be the best

Extra incentive...the fleshlight is gold

Here's proof I'm not trolling

Is it new or used? I like mine broken in a bit

 

[AtotheZ]

I won my first beer pong tournament, I still have yet to take a ping pong tournament though

 

[KoRoBeNiKi]

http://jsfiddle.net/4VmKM/

This John site is hilalrious

 

[stylisland]

Is it new or used? I like mine broken in a bit

It's new sorry but if you actually do fly down and win you can have your partner break it in for you. Either that or you can have each person from the losing teams use it even the girls so it'll be like winning a little bit of everyone's soul.

Now if that's not enough incentive then you guys don't even deserve to argue about being good at pong.

Anyways the rules are
10stock
2reracks
Best of 1
Double elimination
Hyrules band will be playing
If you don't know what a dirty grandma is when asked nothing happens somebody will just show you
No leave it
No island
No items

Serious inquiries only

 

[AtotheZ]

2 reracks? **** that

 

[stylisland]

Hey no one is forcing you to rerack if you win with no reracks ill give you a high five

 

[MrMarbles]

2 reracks is standard for 10 cup

 

[rjgbadger]

http://jsfiddle.net/4VmKM/

This John site is hilalrious

I'm going to ****ing die from laughter OMFG

my favs after a few minutes of spamming the button

I lost because the input lag is not working.
I lost because my chair is different in Brawl.
I lost because my eyes are chaingrabbing.
I lost because the input lag is touching me.
I lost because my eyes are supporting satanism.
I lost because the framerate is spamming.
I lost because my controller port is unprofessional.
I lost because you are white.
I lost because the crowd is laggy.
I lost because I am too hard.

 

[Vale]

Strange, I don't even remember there being cups in ping pong.

 

[Sedda]

I lost because you're too sweaty killed me

 

[Annex]

I lost because Pichu is not working.

I lost because my ping was 20XX.

I lost because my controller is broken.

I lost because you are difficult.

legitimate johns

 

[Herbert Von Karajan]

Boys boys boys…

I'm here to enlighten you on the ways of super smash bros.

LISTEN

everything you know about smash

i mean

EVERYTHING

forget

yeah

****ing foget

you think you know smash?

no

you don't

being a successful player at ssb can be simply describe in the following singular statement…

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

dude

that's all it take

****ing believe yourself

it doesn't matter what skill level your at, it doesn't matter what other people tell you

if you train hard and believe that you have the ability to prevail, anything is possible

this idea that some people are naturally talented and others aren't is complete and TOTAL 100% bull****

i believe that every single person

literally

E#VERY SINGLE GOD DAMN PERSON

has the potential to be the best player in the world

you

who ever you are reading this

i believe in you

if you put your mind to it, you wills succeed

almost everything in live comes down to one thing: attidude

with a postie attitude anything is possible

if you want to be the best player in t he world

then **** what everyone else says

serisly, **** them

this game is not about having natural talent or being born with a special ability

it's about one thing

and that thing is the ability to believe in yourself

with confidence, anything is possible

one day, I'm going to be the best player in the world

i will do things right

i will let everybody know that they have exactly what it takes to surpass me

if i can reach one person

literlaly, even a single person, i will be satisfied,

who ever you are reaing this, literally whoever the **** you are

i don't care how good or bad you are

know that you have the potential to be GREAT and that i will always believe in you

if we all had the confidence to pursue our dreams can you imagine what we'd accomplish?

break away from the is bul**** tradition

BE YOUR OWN PLAYER

you have what it takes!

be the best!

beleinve in yoursef and make a difference

you have what it takes

this is y u suk

 

[B Link]

gonna stream for a bit, watch if you're bored I guess

www.twitch.tv/blinkssb

 

[Skrlx]

B Link, that is the worst Tifa avy I've seen. What were you thinking?

 

[B Link]

B Link, that is the worst Tifa avy I've seen. What were you thinking?

I guess my head was in the clouds

 

[¨°PÞ-§°¨ Bane]

why is it that when you're link and holding a bomb in your shield on top of a ledge the explosion pushes you onto the ledge when you're facing towards the left but not towards the right

???????????????

 

[mixa]

I guess my head was in the clouds

why does everyone's puns have a neon marquee on it? i havent played any of those games and i still got that

needs more subtlety. i blame koro and his wiki page

 

[M!nt]

C IN CHEMISTRY 2 BEST!! YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!! NO MORE CHEMISTRY EVER IN MY LIFE THANK GOD

 

[Vale]

"guys learn this for two years"
"alright i'm done i hated that let's never do it again"

education system a++

 

[NovaSmash]

crazy shooting at a Fedex I used to work at:

http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/29/justice/georgia-fedex/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

 

[stylisland]

crazy shooting at a Fedex I used to work at:

http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/29/justice/georgia-fedex/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Dude people in Atlanta are crazy, I've been robbed at gun point there before. my friends been robbed twice there. It's the struggle. Still not as bad as D.C. But people are crazy everywhere I guess

 

[Herbert Von Karajan]

They need to ban guns harder there

 

[NovaSmash]

They identified the shooter as an employee. He was a package handler and he shot himself after he shot those 6 people. I was a package handler and the job sucks but I would never get to the point of shooting someone.

 

[Cobrevolution]

nah, you'd just shoot up their funeral, right?

 

[NovaSmash]

nah, you'd just shoot up their funeral, right?

no but u should kill urself, can a mod please ban him already. and u wonder why i dont want u in my tourney

 

[Cobrevolution]

you've said you're going to shoot up someone's funeral before

and have made numerous death threats to others in the community

and constantly tell people to kill themselves

at this point, you have to be aware it isn't other people...it's all you, kiddo

 

[NovaSmash]

you've said you're going to shoot up someone's funeral before

and have made numerous death threats to others in the community

and constantly tell people to kill themselves

at this point, you have to be aware it isn't other people...it's all you, kiddo

You idiot, I'm talking about a news story and you bring up something I said a year ago that has nothing to do with this, it's definitely you with the problem. Dumb illiterate creep. Now go back into your troll cave, ******.

 

[The Star King]

cobr pls stop baiting nova it genuinely makes these boards ****tier. thank you for understanding

 

[Cobrevolution]

but it's hilarious

like how gav says he'd never shoot someone, but he's said that (and worse) before...it's really amusing

**** i think i forgot the password to the madcuzgav twitter, now i have to reset it to save all these golden quotes from the past couple weeks

 

[NovaSmash]

Um, I don't shoot people, never have in my life. You sad, pathetic douche, you can stop your weak attempts to troll me. I find it sad that no matter what I say you have to come out of nowhere and be an a$$hole. You're not funny or whitty or cool. Even worse that people support you being a douche.

 

[Cobrevolution]

sorry gav but i tend to call people on their bull****

"i'd never shoot someone" is dissonant with "i'll shoot up ur funeral"
"i'm not an asshole" is dissonant with "i want to hit u with my car"
"i'm not a douche" is dissonant with "u should kill urself" (or any variations thereof, like "u should consider suicide as ur best option")

you happen to spout a LOT of bull****, so you get called on it a lot. if you paid attention (which i know you don't, unfortunately), you'd notice i don't discriminate WHOSE bull**** i point out. you just have some victim complex and think i only do it to you. that is not the case.

if you feel singled out, that isn't my problem at all. don't say conflicting things and then act like you never said one or both of them, and then when someone points it out, don't lash out as if you're the one in the right. these are all basic life skills that you apparently lack, and you constantly resort to name calling and insults.

you also always say things like "u don't know me or my life, u can't say anything about me cuz this is online", statements of that ilk...and then go ahead and call me a sad, pathetic douche, without realizing...that "u don't know me or my life."

the best part is: i know EXACTLY what you're going to say to this. and if i'm right, i'm going to laugh my head off.

 

[NovaSmash]

All i can do is facepalm because you are trying your heart out to make feel bad or something. Its not working. What does the story about a shooting have anything to do with stuff ive said to anyone? LOL, it's funny that you're so mad about that and no one else cares. All i did was post a story about a shooting that happened at a place i worked at and tried to give insight about how its a bad job but i don't understand going on a shooting rampage over it. You took this as an opportunity to try to make me look bad about something i said in the past. You are sick. I'm playing the victim because you lash out at me constantly over everything I say? I wasn't even talking bad about anyone just posting a news story. There's no point in talking to you. I could say the nicest thing in the world and you would come and sit here trying to turn it around and make me look like the bad guy. You hold grudges against people that you don't like over the internet that's your problem.

 

[Cobrevolution]

i'm not trying my heart out. not at all, really.

the shooting has nothing to do with anything - the statement you made, however, is in direct opposition to other statements you've made. this is a trend with you. i'm not mad about it, i'm merely pointing it out.

if you worked at a cemetery and put up a story: "disgruntled gravedigger unleashes hidden AK-47 stash on funeral procession. 16 killed, 30 wounded", and then said "i used to work there, i'd never do something like that," it would be extremely hilarious because of your previous statement that you would shoot up a funeral of someone.

do you understand what i mean? do you understand why it's amusing?

you COULD say the nicest thing in the world but uh, there's a whole twitter dedicated to you saying mean things. i have yet to encounter a nice post.

if you can give me links to any, i will create a new twitter: @ gladcuzgav


NEXT TOPIC, GROUP CHOICE:

1. NBA playoffs being terribly officiated in some cases (nets v raptors) and wonderful in others (blazers v rockets) and the apparent trouble some teams are having against their opponents (pacers v hawks, spurs v mavericks)

2. i've recently taken out my aged beer and will be having them periodically, but the weather has to be nice for me to sit outside at a barbecue and read and drink. if anyone recommends good beers i'll try to find them and do the same for you

3. there's been a recent outbreak of pedophilia and child pornography on tumblr, resulting in lots of users going into hysterics due to lack of "trigger warnings." these people routinely post links to the sites and ask others to make their voice known in getting them removed and the perps arrested, but constantly say things like "haven't cried like this since i was younger, don't ask me anything because i don't want to talk about it" or "this brings me to a bad place, please don't send messages about it." am i cold hearted or is that just way too ****ing attention seeking? why post something like that if you know people are going to be curious, then refuse to provide any explanation?

 

[Sangoku]

Stop, both of you. Cobr please stop baiting him. Nova please stop responding him (you should consider ignoring him for real, if you know you won't be able not to answer).

Looks like you guys summoned Aerodrome (aka 64's terror)! Can't say I didn't warn you telling you to stop!

 

[Cobrevolution]

oh come on, that initial post was just a really good snarky one liner for comedic effect

can't you remove that infraction and put it on another post where i attack his character

also...why the **** isn't my signature appearing

 

[Shears]

i'm not trying my heart out. not at all, really.

the shooting has nothing to do with anything - the statement you made, however, is in direct opposition to other statements you've made. this is a trend with you. i'm not mad about it, i'm merely pointing it out.

if you worked at a cemetery and put up a story: "disgruntled gravedigger unleashes hidden AK-47 stash on funeral procession. 16 killed, 30 wounded", and then said "i used to work there, i'd never do something like that," it would be extremely hilarious because of your previous statement that you would shoot up a funeral of someone.

do you understand what i mean? do you understand why it's amusing?

you COULD say the nicest thing in the world but uh, there's a whole twitter dedicated to you saying mean things. i have yet to encounter a nice post.

if you can give me links to any, i will create a new twitter: @ gladcuzgav


NEXT TOPIC, GROUP CHOICE:

1. NBA playoffs being terribly officiated in some cases (nets v raptors) and wonderful in others (blazers v rockets) and the apparent trouble some teams are having against their opponents (pacers v hawks, spurs v mavericks)

2. i've recently taken out my aged beer and will be having them periodically, but the weather has to be nice for me to sit outside at a barbecue and read and drink. if anyone recommends good beers i'll try to find them and do the same for you

3. there's been a recent outbreak of pedophilia and child pornography on tumblr, resulting in lots of users going into hysterics due to lack of "trigger warnings." these people routinely post links to the sites and ask others to make their voice known in getting them removed and the perps arrested, but constantly say things like "haven't cried like this since i was younger, don't ask me anything because i don't want to talk about it" or "this brings me to a bad place, please don't send messages about it." am i cold hearted or is that just way too ****ing attention seeking? why post something like that if you know people are going to be curious, then refuse to provide any explanation?

1. Bobcats should've swept the Heat not the other way around. Hawks-Pacers series should already be over. Don Sterling is banned for life.

2. Sweet Baby Jesus, its a chocolate peanut butter porter brewed by DuClaw in MD, and its ****ing delicious. If you can find it in the US, which I bet you can't, Kozel dunkel is one of my favorites.

3. People are desperate for sympathy.

4. You are instigating Gav. Maybe he said something that is ironic to his most recent post but thats like holding someones regretful past to them when they are trying to undo their image and rehabilitate themselves. He can't ever be gladcuzgav if you keep reminding him and instigating him to be madcuzgav. You can say he shouldn't let it bother him, ignore it, and just be gladcuzgav but for some people that self control isn't as easy especially when you're on the short end of the stick having your buttons pressed.

 

[Annex]

these people routinely post links to the sites and ask others to make their voice known in getting them removed and the perps arrested, but constantly say things like "haven't cried like this since i was younger, don't ask me anything because i don't want to talk about it" or "this brings me to a bad place, please don't send messages about it." am i cold hearted or is that just way too ****ing attention seeking? why post something like that if you know people are going to be curious, then refuse to provide any explanation?

Flaunting victimhood is so useful and beneficial I can hardly blame them for doing it, especially when they're swimming in the hugbox that is tumblr.
But it is annoying.
btw get off tumblr

 

[Sangoku]

oh come on, that initial post was just a really good snarky one liner for comedic effect

You know it won't have this effect.

can't you remove that infraction and put it on another post where i attack his character

If you report another post, I can infract it as well if you want.

also...why the **** isn't my signature appearing

Normally if your post is longer than your sig it should be displayed.