I'm going up to join the Smash Brothers.
I'm'a gonna fight with all the others.
I'm gonna fight many icons many times and more.
'Cuz a battle's-a waiting past the ring's great door and then
I'll fight with my opponent, probably leave a dent
Then go back too my room, to eat honeycombs soon and
Then I'll go back to sleep, wake up in the morning and,
I'll grab Kazooie and shout "wa-hooey!" and,
Hey! Ka-zooie, wake up
it's Mornin', time fight! Who? well 'a dunno!
But I'm sure that we'll have a bit 'a fun.
So whadda you gotta fret about?
Hop into mah pack!
We'll throw punches and eggs all under the sun
'N then we may peck another guy,
Make that guy launch and fly,
Knock them off of the ring,
As we both do our own thing
We'll win the fight in the big ring then
We can give them somethin' to talk 'bout again!
Come on, Kazooie, you know the words!
Lasting in the fight, using all our might!
Victory will come!
We'll just have to make a punch for,
Fighters from around, who are goin' down,
Super smashing is-a-calling and some thrill is to be found!
Mario, Link, Donkey Kong and Samus
I will hit them with punches that won't miss
And then there's Yoshi and Fox, Kirby and Pikachu
They may be tough, but no worries, we'll make them blue 'n
Then theres Sonic and Megaman, Cloud, Ness, and
Up Mumbo's Mountain then, through Gobi's Valley and,
Marth, Pac-Man, Snake, R.O.B. and that's just the start 'cuz
Right 'round the corner there are other fighters to
Battle 'n that's what the schedule will be 'fer you
and me and we're happy!
Hey Kazooie, remember all those times you insulted those foes of ours just to end up getting in trouble? We could have avoided those! You'd better not do that with the Smashers! You know what happened last time!
So that's how we'll spend our days!
Nothin's gonna change our ways!