As you all probably know, I start my new job next week. As I work these last few days at this wonderful Little Caesars location, I have decided to do some trolling. Here's one of my masterpieces.
There's a meeting next week for a new product coming out in a couple weeks, which I'm not attending because **** it, I'm not working there after Friday. My General Manager leaves little notes around the store reminding the staff about this 'training' regiment. For those who don't attend get canned. No questions asked.
Here's the funny thing about my GM: she has possibly the worst time with grammar and simple spelling. It makes my dyslexic friend look like an über class poet at times. Every time there is a note up for some reason, I always have to laugh. Mind you she is an intelligent woman, but her writing skills make The Raven look like 50 Shades of Grey. (I think I made that analogy right...)
Anyway, one of the notes had a silly mispelling. At the end, it says 'no show, no joh'. I for one am laughing my ass off because come on, who mispells 'job'? Then I got to thinking... 'This is the perfect opportunity for a Smash related inside joke!' So in a predictable fashion, I added the 'ns' to make it say 'no show, no johns.' At this point I am satisfied and leave it where it is for my fellow coworkers to baise in its glory.
Now, I was fully aware we have an employee named John here, who no lie, looks like Super ****ing Mario on a side note. Here's what transpired and my response:
Now I'm just waiting for a response and response with more nonsense.
There will be more to come, count on it. I'll let you guys and gals join me on the journey of my last days of food service. It will be grand!