Well, she is now, so you better treat her good or else, buddy.
I feel like I got baited by a couple of "cool guys". Freaking Charizard trollin' with Flare Blitz on For Fun, freaking DK expandin' his dong on For Fun, and the Ness's who live halfway across the world from each other saying, "Hey, if you meet this Ffamran guy, spam PKT2 to **** him off". That Villager was probably some girl I ****** off when I was in middle school. THE WORLD IS OUT TO GET ME!!! CONSPIRACIES EVERYWHERE!!! *foams from mouth before being sedated... again*
For Fun supposed to be all chill like, nahmean? But, I say, but, we have all these tryhards everywhere. There was Marth trying to be all smooth like butter and whiffed pretty much all his aerials trying to edgeguard people. It was kinda sad since he knocked me back on stage once. He was all right on the ground even if he spammed Shield Breaker too much.
I don't see a lot of really low level players, but I remember Marth/Lucina players who only used Dancing Blade. Like, WTF? What happened to neutrals and stuff? There are people all over who don't spot dodge or air dodge which is hilarious because there were countless times where people tried to juggle me and nothing happened because I air dodged and they kept going over and over or the people who use Kirby's Stone and Bowser's Bowser Bomb only to get grabbed and punished over and over again. Hell, there are tons of people who I fought who never grabbed. I don't even know if they know how to grab. Oh, and those Links who use Spin Attack super far away from the ledge. Er... You still have your second jump and tether... There are tons of people who don't do anything when you're off-stage unless they're a Captain Falcon. Everyone else either camps or just sits there.
Ness is gimpable especially off-stage, but in Team Matches and Smash, there's so much going on that you can't reliably destroy Ness. Either you hit him when you're not supposed to because your teammate was just about to land a kill move on Ness or Ness's teammate rushes in and flips your cheerios. So, this makes his PKT2 even more annoying and his... Why does everyone know this? His grab, Fair, Fair, Fair, combo. Anyway, Falco can probably land consistent Dairs with Ness. Hell, there is like no reason to not meteor the little brat because his PKT2 is a really slow recovery. Hell, instead of Dair, might as well reflect the PKT1 if possible and have Ness slowly descend to his doom.
But yeah, Villagers spamming things are annoying. I think there are a couple of characters who can't spam at all and Falco's one of them because his Blaster is so slow and his Phantasm can't do anything, but juggle. Marth comes to mind as well along with possibly Fox, Peach, and Sheik - her game is more or less "spam" in a sense of comboing and juggling anyway. I mean, what are you going to do with them? Bore them to death with Fox's Blaster, poison people with Vegetables, or Needle someone to death? They don't have reliable spam moves, but spamming for them is just annoying people like mosquitoes while spammers like Link, Zelda, and Bowser are more like quicksand annoying.
When I have a laggy match, I will always quit after a match since there's nothing to gain besides being ****** off. Now, if it's against a friend, then I would tell them or something before leaving.
