Sorry for the lack of swag,I visited a friend for his birthday. Others were there,also. We did what we did,ate pizza and all that. Then we decided to go to the woods. We explored a little bit, climbed trees because what else could we do outside in the countryside? Stuff was pretty swaggy until one of the guys (unnamed because I won't let you into my personal life) decided that he could climb onto something similar to.
He did climb up,being the tallest. We had some trouble with our grip,so he threw down a barrel as a stool. We got up,found some car parts,then jumped back down. We tried to put the barrel back up,but it took a few tries until we did it. It was loud,so it would be obvious that someone would drive up to see who or what was making noise. We heard a car rev up,so we did the only thing we could do to avoid it,run like ****.
We hid under a large pile of fallen logs and sticks. There was a good reason to run besides not having to get in trouble,we brought a
hatchet in order to cut down things in our way,and everyone knows that any non-adult should be taken away if he or she is seen with such an object! Fortunately,there were spiky plants that could make like clubs is things really went down South,so we cut those down for our self-defense. It kind of had a nature's easy grip on it,so it gave off the look of a green spiky bat. He left,so it really didn't matter.
After that,we just explored more,walked into a swamp and made Shrek jokes,sang Little Einsteins,and explored a cave which we dubbed the "Dank Cave". We ate more pizza once we got back to the house,derped more,then we later left. Now I'm here typing the adventure we had. Moral of the story : don't mess with blue boxes unless it can time travel.
Anyways,bootleg of the day. I mentioned this before,but this shows the main character,

from Sailor Moon!