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SoCal Power Rankings (October 28, 2007)- Will the update ever happen?

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araknophobik

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Mike Hazes mom
is oh so bomb
Just the first time i saw her
And she telling me to follow her
So i went into her room
Lit up by just the moon
Thats when it happened all too soon..

We started knocking over pictures of mike when he was young
We breaking his memories while we fightin wit our tongues.
I began to undress her
I kissed and caressed her
I threw her on the bed
and thats when she said "hurry baby u cant be here for long"
i told her "oh yes i can cuz them other ****** smashin till dawn"

now you could tell she aint had it in a long time
cuz i had to blow some dust off before i made it mine
we were going so long
she started memorizing songs
i had her moaning to the beat
of a stage called FD.(uHhh Uh uh UHHH uh Uh Uh Uhhh)

gotta give mike props though for having this smashfest
cuz the sex that me and his mom had was by far the BEST
a few hours later after relieving her stress
i thought it was time to put her to the test..

the next morning as we layin in bed
i was like"dman girl i really want some........BREAD"
so go make me a sandwich
and you better make it quik
i am pretty hungry though
so make it as big as my ****.
lmfao
ahaha
no way ahaha
i gotta see this performed live
 

creepy fingers

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who is this nezumi tryna get on rofl
mad because her P#$$^ smell like day old tacos
palmdale crew u wish u had our flows
u look just like jiggs, in other words, like fat joe
and i dont even know u to b sayin all this
but when u diss one of mine u gotta knell and kiss the tip :embarrass
no no not marth stupid this aint a game
ill go dumb like pinky while u giving me brains :laugh:
and u probly sit there all day thinkin of rhymes
dont try to battle i suggest u use rest this time :psycho:
 

6th Sense

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Its kinda funny how the only thing yall can talk about is sex
You should just stop...Mike Y my people do it best!
I'll admit it was pretty funny, but homie get this
Don't forget that you average out at 2 inches

A lil somethin before I leave. I'll be on later (don't hurt me mike!)
 

xDARKLINKx

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Its kinda funny how the only thing yall can talk about is sex
You should just stop...Mike Y my people do it best!
I'll admit it was pretty funny, but homie get this
Don't forget that you average out at 2 inches

A lil somethin before I leave. I'll be on later (don't hurt me mike!)
Oh No I know the rancho kid, aint tryin to diss
Cuz honestly your just as good at smash, as you are at this
Which in case you didnt know, isnt very much
Look man im tryin to say it nicely, u fuking SUCK
Whats ur beef wit mike y, he aint said **** to you
he sells drugs, or at least he will in a year or 2
Me personally i like to rhyme things i know about
Unlike you just spewing **** out yo mouth

Just cuz your black doesnt mean you can rap
"Average out at 2 inches" even nezumi coulda came up with something better than that.
This is getting boring
And its about time i get going
But before i go, i gotta ask you this...

What does it feel like to suck on my ****?
 

6th Sense

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Mikie that was cute...your little sesame rhyme
A Rancho Kid I'm not so your whole posts a lie
You got a thing for ***** I guess I understand
Cuz I'd want one too if women asked if I was a man
"Don't hurt me Mike!" What was I talkin bout!?
You couldn't hurt a poodle with that 2inch noodle!
Just cuz I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
Well just go take another hour to make 7 bars of crap
I don't have beef this is all just for kicks
Let's call it a truce and come suck my foot-long d!ck
 

Knivez

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OK guys, i'm gonna interrupt this "Bring it On" combination of "You got Served" reunion to say a few things.

First off, while i found Romeo's rap about Mike Haze "funny", that was a pretty shi tty move on your behalf. I don't think i saw Mike Haze post afterwards, and you took it too far.
Just think next time before you post how others will react to such posts romeo.

Secondly, creepy finger's post to claire was pretty offensive, considering its purely sexual and derogative nature. She has a boyfriend...and I don't think he'd find those 'rhymes' funny. But even so, those comments don't even fit the type of person she is, and they lacked real creativity. Most of that rap can be applied to any random girl, so i say 'weak'.

Maybe you should cut down on watching MTV and BET a little bit. Real life is nothing like the music videos on tv channels... You don't get girls by putting them down and treating them like whores. Don't be just another by-product of male over-masculinity that is so pervasive in American culture.
Man...what the media is doing to these kids nowadays...

Oh ****, did i take it too far? This "rap" music is making me so KRAZIE.

But honestly, as the Chancellor of Smash Rap Wars, i have to say Claire is in the lead. She just had the most flow and intelligence. She dissed you all individually without effort.
I'm just waiting for Mike Y to post.

You know me and him would **** all of you by far if we put any effort in.

TRUST ME.

As proof of my ****...did anyone else catch the fact that romeo said a rancho kid sucked his ****?

Oh No I know the rancho kid, aint tryin to diss
Cuz honestly your just as good at smash, as you are at this
Which in case you didnt know, isnt very much
Look man im tryin to say it nicely, u fuking SUCK

What does it feel like to suck on my ****?
Not only is Romeo asking how it felt to have sucked his ****...but he also confirms that he isn't very good at it. I guess he got better services from Superfriends.
 

creepy fingers

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i feel u on that knives but the thing is i dont know who she is so its nothin personal what so ever.if u ever went to a hip hop rap battle thats basically the type of things u hear, a battle isnt suppose to b nice lol, nothing personal. basically u wanna hear a rap dissing each other about smash topics and uummm well i guess, since this is smashboards lol. personally i think romeo freakin ***** every rhyme on here so far. if claire took it the wrong way im sure she woulda told me and i would have let her know its all in fun.


i dont watch tv
 

Knivez

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haha its cool creepy. I was just poking fun too ( in a serious way though).
I guess smashboards is a bit more personal than a rap battle. If you had said that stuff to Mike Y, i would have had NO problem whatsoever.

I'm just picky when it comes to disrespecting girls. Notice how i only make gay jokes whenever it comes to sexuality. I have NO problem disrespecting guys.

Thats just how i roll.


Neighborhood P, flow as in...i can read it without pausing or forcefully trying to make things rhyme.

Agreed that romeo is pretty ****, but i caught his lumberjack side in my last post.

Lumberjack with rancho kids...HMM

I bet some of them are 15 year olds too.
 

creepy fingers

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ok i feel where u comin from knives much respect to that , but rap can b a tricky thing when females are in the confrontation lol. ill stick to gettin on the dudes and let another female rapper battle claire :p
 

Knivez

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haha nah, i dont wanna speak for claire. I'm sure she likes to hear trashtalk and might not even mind your comments ( i dont know), but sticking to smash stuff is easier to relate to.

Saying that her jiggs is so weak,
that it's almost as bad as JTBs

is probably more effective in this scenario.

JTB SUCKS more than Rancho Kids on Lumberjack Rom.
 

Knivez

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Wow the negro knows his stuff.

Oh i'm very open to racial awareness.

Neighborhood P is A BLACK.

He is saying that i have double standards. To clarify, i have 2 standards, whereas he has none.

HIS KIND doesn't have any types of standards,.....just running around and stealing memory cards and Ipods.

We, the WHITE, should regulate this.
 

Dodger

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Oh my god the last few pages of this thread are hilarious. SoCal's too ****ing good
 

EzynJAY

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wow @ knivez post RACE WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RACE WARS RACE WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

MaNg0

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O YEA!!!
WARNING!!
When u take ur ipod to tournaments...
NES IS THERE TO STEAL IT
HE HAS 3 SO FAR INCLUDING JOEYS!
SO WATCH UR IPODS!!!
 

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