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SoCal Power Rankings (October 28, 2007)- Will the update ever happen?

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Nezumi

Smash Journeyman
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Irvine
mangos rhymes are whack
fabians too
but nothings more gay
than the palmdale crew
cept maybe mike Y
and dont forget knives
they've been gay longer
than most of your lives
so all you little kids
go play pokemon pearl
cause all your rhymes got 4 stocked
by a girl.


****
 

nublet06

Smash Lord
Joined
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1,781
Location
Sherman Oaks, CA (Palmdale 4 lyfe)
"cause your rhymes just all got 4 stocked"

wow....thats obviously too many words. i recommend taking out the "all"

cause your rhymes just got 4 stocked

there you go i fixed it for you. one of these days your rhymes will compare. until that time go braid your hair.

L2r noob.
 

nublet06

Smash Lord
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Location
Sherman Oaks, CA (Palmdale 4 lyfe)
Claire said i can't make my own rhymes
and i only edit what she spits
but im gonna keep bustin dope rhymes
until i make this chick quit

in this battle on the boards
its a battle of the wits
who can keep the sickest flow
and make their opponent commit.....

lyrical suicide by choking when they've reached their limit
its ok nezumi maybe you can finally admit
that you've been out done by ROFL, 14th on this power ranking list.
 

MrPBody

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Sep 9, 2004
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460
Location
South Central L.A.
Who's Socal's best falco?
"Not pbody, he's so-so"
Everyone jokes about me losing to jtb
But up-throw to down-b is gay so u see
Remember how I sent SS to losers?
Wtf? He's always been amazing..
Get you to say "wow, you're good sir"
Mike the haze
Claims to blaze
But picks a fight...
With 10 yr olds w/ pants so tight.
But you have this kid
From norwalk
He's a baker just trying to get dough
Plays gears and gets owned
Kid say the darnest things?
Its dayyyyyyyyyvdi!!
So all of you who say
I shouldn't be ranked
And to those **** talkerz
And campers
Get away from your tents
And play me in tournament!
 

MaNg0

Smash Hero
Joined
Jun 2, 2006
Messages
5,032
Location
Norwalk
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Best Rap Of All Time!!
Pboy Tooooooooooooo Proooooooooooooooooooooooo!
 

xDARKLINKx

Smash Ace
Joined
Nov 30, 2005
Messages
752
Location
Northridge, CA
Who's Socal's best falco?
"Not pbody, he's so-so"
Everyone jokes about me losing to jtb
But up-throw to down-b is gay so u see
Remember how I sent SS to losers?
Wtf? He's always been amazing..
Get you to say "wow, you're good sir"
Mike the haze
Claims to blaze
But picks a fight...
With 10 yr olds w/ pants so tight.
But you have this kid
From norwalk
He's a baker just trying to get dough
Plays gears and gets owned
Kid say the darnest things?
Its dayyyyyyyyyvdi!!
So all of you who say
I shouldn't be ranked
And to those **** talkerz
And campers
Get away from your tents
And play me in tournament!



LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
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the west
fabian went 0-2,
with a guy named rofl.
hed prolly get 0-2d by u too,
and prolly even by a waffle.
he lost on mute city?
his peach must be ****ty.
...****
 

Gimpyfish62

Banned (62 points)
BRoomer
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Edmonds, Washington
haha i remember when texas was like "i'll use peach and take gimpyfish to mute city because bowser loves them edges"

AND THEN I WAS LIKE

*removes 5 stock and ends the crew battle*

silly texas

sorry but thats like my only mute city memory i could think of lololol
 

mikeHAZE

Smash Legend
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Jan 20, 2006
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11,004
Location
North Hollywood, CA
Who'se that cutest guy in RoundBIT?
His name is mikeHAZE, that guys the Sh*t
You know is true
Between me and you
I'm just too cute
for you to kiss my glute.

This girl nezumi tries to flow
but fails, she's always as bad as JOE
Who got ***** in pools by this random link
I'm telling, Jay, that guy really stinks

that guy Pbody can't even rap
His flow stinks like a toilet full of crap
It's aight though cuz he won't play me in tourney
It's a shame that he can't even touch me
With his wak *** falco, lasers and shine
This ***** oscar aint got nothing on mine
It's aight though if you see pbody in your pool
It's a free win, so just laugh away, he's a tool.
 

MrPBody

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Sep 9, 2004
Messages
460
Location
South Central L.A.
Mango
Goes clubbing & dances the tango
U say he has no tech skills?
His falco will leave you cripple & I'll.

Lucky
Is no sucky sucky
You say his fox is only good on doubles?
I'll bet he'll shine away to multiple shuffles

Danimals
Is a great pal
He needs to step it up
To get ranked & show socal wazzup!

The mOthIng FuKciNg DC
Has an ego above the seas
He be chillaxing at the hookah bar
And is so high that he can eat a star

Romeo
Has a falcon that'll make u go "oooooooh"
His link may be garbage
But his knees will make u feel trapped in a cage

Nezumi
Doesn't team with me
Has a jiggs that I need
To take down jtb

Ezynjay
Drop the pb & j
Grant me a wish
And be veggie your meatball sandwhich

Mike the haze
Lost so sick in tourny & former haze
He called him a ****!n ****!e in tourny
And ran away as if on a journey
But wait
Think straight
Don't be late
Start to Retaliate
For your fox's L-cancels is late
So next time u call
My beloved mewtwo a pussie
You shall
get 3stocked!
So the next time you see haze in ur bracket you guys
Get one hand to retire
For its only one hand required
 

mikeHAZE

Smash Legend
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North Hollywood, CA
Pbody thinks he's great at smash
but that guys wakk he just spends all his cash
On clothes he doesn't look good in, but who gives a f*ck
the only way he wins a match is strictly by luck
It's alright though, it's okay to be bad
Everytime i **** you i ask "are you mad?"
cuz i 3 stock you all the time you're just a noob
That's why you go home from work and just bust out the lube.
Go on smashboards and say you're gonna quit
But we already know not to believe that ****
you just say it so you can run your mouth and john
About losing to JTB, go cry to your mom.
 

6th Sense

Smash Lord
Joined
Sep 17, 2006
Messages
1,511
Location
A place called Cucamonga or something..
Pbody, Haze, Nezumi, and Mango
I seen yall all try 2 rap and I said "Oh Hell No!"
So I'ma start by rippin on yall 1 at a time
Pbody couldn't afford to MM Dimes!
Not to mention I crushed him in a ditto with Mew2
Best Mew2 in So.Cal? He didn't have a clue
That this ***** from the suburbs named 6th Sense
Would take over now and **** his ****
Haze you're too bold! Your the #1 Flow?
Syke think again and don't loose to the B1tch3s!!
Nezumi, Nezumi okay your good for a female
But don't get confident, Missy Elliot sent you that **** by E-mail!
Now I'm hot as a beast from typing this ****
or like Mango's rest, or that box tag shiznit!
You 4 stocked my ***** David ya that was a breeze
But M2K could've ***** yo **** with ease!
Now post me up for #1 flow in SoCal!
Anybody wanna step up????...........naww just sit ya a$$ dowwwwnnn!
 

EzynJAY

Smash Lord
Joined
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Location
socal
wait hold up oscar best main in socal..
i think u need to rethink your know how...
i can drop ppl easily if i dont like u...
but angie ud commit suicide 2...
your like ay dawg thats not cool...
please dont make me look like a fool...
all u do is camp wit lasers...
then u go n foward b off the stage...
oops thats just us thinkin u gay...
beat u 3 times in tourney so u couldnt laser..
made u so mad u became a hater..

****.
 

Nezumi

Smash Journeyman
Joined
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Messages
277
Location
Irvine
ROFL yeah, keep it goin
watch out now your flow is slowin
you rhymes are gettin really weak
you're not a writer, gamer geek
I'd like to move on but I gotta take time
to point out that you rhymed "rhyme" with "rhyme"
just like your luigi, your rhymes are lame
we haven't begun to play this game
I hate to go there but your rhythm's white
don't hate the asian cause her rhythm's tight
to knock you off this stage
isn't even tough
last stock, high percent for you
and it's gettin rough
Don't gotta rest with jiggs
or use mario's cape
my rhymes 4 stock you
cause my rhymes are
****

dah
fu
here we go...

Now, mike the haze
You got your name from sick
i dont like to talk **** about a
no ranked ****
Let's face the facts, your mom is hot
don't be trippin', just cause you're not
watch out, your rollin with big kids now
don’t even act like you know how
like playing trumpet your rhymes blow
come back when you’re ranked higher
than marth/falco pro

oh
****
it's 6th sense, I see,

this guy really thinks he's better than me?
your rhymes aren't bad... i'll admit
but you whack at smash, so why dont you quit
you cool and all, and you know everyone
but after losing every match are ya still havin fun?

first place rap, i already won
but one more thing before i'm done

now you're all scared to step up to me
so just vanish like the money from OC3

To all you guys who think rank matters most
just remember i'm the girl representin'
WEST COAST.
 

xDARKLINKx

Smash Ace
Joined
Nov 30, 2005
Messages
752
Location
Northridge, CA
MIke Hazes Mom

Mike Hazes mom
"Foo she is fuking BOMB"
We all laughed at dayyvid
but dam were we wrong
Just the first time i saw her
And she telling me to follow her
So i went into her room
Lit up by just the moon
Thats when it happened all too soon..

We started knocking over pictures of mike when he was young
We breaking his memories while we fightin wit our tongues
The very room where he took his very first steps
Will be the room where his mom experiences the greatest sex yet

I began to undress her
I kissed and caressed her
I threw her on the bed
and thats when she said "hurry baby u cant be here for long"
i told her "oh yes i can cuz them other ****** smashin till dawn"

now you could tell she aint had it in a long time
cuz i had to blow some dust off before i made it mine
we were going so long
she started memorizing songs
i had her moaning to the beat
of a stage called FD.(uHhh Uh uh UHHH uh Uh Uh Uhhh)

gotta give mike props though for having this smashfest
cuz the sex that me and his mom had was by far the BEST
a few hours later after relieving her stress
i thought it was time to put her to the test..

the next morning as we layin comfortably in bed
i was like"dam girl i really want some...........BREAD"
so go make me a sandwich
and you better make it quik
i am pretty hungry though
so make it as big as my ****.
 

EzynJAY

Smash Lord
Joined
Sep 12, 2005
Messages
1,468
Location
socal
wow mike haze ****ing ***** LOLLLLLLLLL but hey guys dont talk about her like that thats not cool.
 

HugS

Smash Champion
Joined
Aug 17, 2004
Messages
2,964
Location
Southern California (818) San fernando valley
Mike Hazes mom
is oh so bomb
Just the first time i saw her
And she telling me to follow her
So i went into her room
Lit up by just the moon
Thats when it happened all too soon..

We started knocking over pictures of mike when he was young
We breaking his memories while we fightin wit our tongues.
I began to undress her
I kissed and caressed her
I threw her on the bed
and thats when she said "hurry baby u cant be here for long"
i told her "oh yes i can cuz them other ****** smashin till dawn"

now you could tell she aint had it in a long time
cuz i had to blow some dust off before i made it mine
we were going so long
she started memorizing songs
i had her moaning to the beat
of a stage called FD.(uHhh Uh uh UHHH uh Uh Uh Uhhh)

gotta give mike props though for having this smashfest
cuz the sex that me and his mom had was by far the BEST
a few hours later after relieving her stress
i thought it was time to put her to the test..

the next morning as we layin in bed
i was like"dman girl i really want some........BREAD"
so go make me a sandwich
and you better make it quik
i am pretty hungry though
so make it as big as my ****.
Hollllyyyyyyyy shiiiiiiit LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Make an album immediately.
 
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