SMASHPOCALYPSE:: SPOC IX in February? Link to SPOC VIII results in OP

[Pakman]

This will be my first one of these.

I'm bringing Cyrain and Topeeeee and maybe Lozr.

I think we're staying with Scar?

Looking forward to seeing all you Northeast kids again. Jman get at me.

Lozr might be coming.

So upset I am missing this.

People shouldn't get married on SPOC dates.

 

[Alukard]

Lozr might be coming.

So upset I am missing this.

People shouldn't get married on SPOC dates.

but look at the brightside ... theres tons of single women at wedding receptions =P

so ... ur probably getting laid lol

 

[Pakman]

but look at the brightside ... theres tons of single women at wedding receptions =P

so ... ur probably getting laid lol

There is this one bride's maid who happens to be my girlfriend. So yeah, that might happen.

I hate missing tournaments in my hometown. I actually don't have to drive 8 years to get to this and I have to miss it.

Wedding will be fun. Free booze is always a plus.

 

[GOTM]

yo if you see some crabcakes grab some i love the crabcakes

 

[CT Chia]

Are you kidding me? I love crab cakes! They're phenomenal!

 

[GOTM]

Phenomenal finger food!

 

[CT Chia]

These bacon-wrapped scallops - phenomenal!

 

[GOTM]

I'm sorry. I'm not sorry. Okay? I'm not gonna apologize, I'm a cocksman!!

 

[CT Chia]

I hope you flip your bike over and knock your two front teeth out! You selfish son of a *****! You leave me in the trenches taking grenades, John!

 

[GOTM]

Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.

 

[CT Chia]

I wasn't crying like a little girl.

 

[GOTM]

Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole **** family and have some real problems, *******. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?

You motorboatin son of a *****! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?

 

[thumbswayup]

Took me a second to realize what movie was being quoted. A bit of an overrated comedy if you ask me.

 

[CT Chia]

What's wrong with you?

 

[GOTM]

What do you mean "what's wrong with me?" What's wrong with you?

 

[CT Chia]

No, what's wrong with you?

 

[GOTM]

No, what's wrong with you? You're projecting!

 

[EmuKiller]

LOL Chibo, aren't you good friends with Gotm? Or am I confused...seems like you are arguing with him. I hope I can come to this by njtransit.

 

[CT Chia]

Drop it. <to Jeremy

 

[GOTM]

You drop it! You stop projecting on me! Why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood.

 

[CT Chia]

Drop it!
<walks away

 

[GOTM]

Team player!

 

[CT Chia]

Don't waste your time on girls with hats. They tend to be very proper.

 

[GOTM]

Yeah? Well, the proper girl in the hat just eye-****ed the **** out of me.

 

[CT Chia]

Why don't you say it a little louder? I don't think the priest heard you.

 

[GOTM]

I didn't get a lot of sleep last night.

 

[CT Chia]

Soft mattress?

 

[GOTM]

Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight ****. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room. One of those probably added to the lack of sleep.

 

[CT Chia]

Hey, listen. What angle are you going to play here?

 

[GOTM]

I am going to go with the balloon animal display. For the kids. And then when she comes close to check it out, guess who is the broken man, haunted past? How about you?

 

[CT Chia]

I am going to go dance with the little flower girl. Oh, and I might be a charter member of Oprah's book club.

 

[GOTM]

It's all deadly.

 

[Pakman]

Had to be done.

Anyway, SPOC should be fun

 

[CT Chia]

You better lock it up.

 

[GOTM]

No, you lock it up!

 

[CT Chia]

You lock it up!

 

[GOTM]

You lock it up!

 

[CT Chia]

You lock it up!
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[GOTM]

Lock it up!

 

[CT Chia]

*bows*