Official Smash Ultimate Discussion

[osby]

You should never meet my friend Jack Ryder then.

He is kind of... nuts. Probably for the work, but still nuts.

I may have seen him once with yellow skin for a second, but maybe that was a dream.

Is this supposed to be a Sin City reference? Because that movie still haunts my nightmares.

 

[Dyllybirdy]

I need more help than you

Um, why are you trying to make this a competition?

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

"But she's hundreds of years old! It's perfectly normal!"

I'll just assume laws are different in the world of FE. Besides, I doubt Nintendo would let you marry a minor.

OK FOLKS WHO WANTS A NEW TOPIC? HERE WE GO!
What is your ideal stage for Smash Ultimate? I kinda wish that we had a Odyssey stage tbh, like, the ship, it would travel through different kingdoms.

 

[Deleted member]

Um, why are you trying to make this a competition?

I was joking sorry

 

[Deleted member]

Ultimate having more new stages than old ones would have been verrrrrry impressive, if (almost) every old stage was still returning

You aren’t lying, because it is truly a lot of work.

However, i was talking more about having a few added to the ones we had (if we got 5 new stages, for example, then i would add 2 or 3 more).

 

[Deleted member]

OH WAIT THIS HAPPENED?!


Tiny children are allowed to wear bikinis without revealing their privates.
Nowi's outfit is just a bikini with a cape.
So I could care less.

By the way, speaking about Nowi, I legit just got her literally a few seconds ago on FEH.

Do I really have to give people who don't understand the concept of male gaze anither class on how objetification and fanservice works? *Sigh* fine:
Actual kids don't wear bikinis that are implied to have come out of a slave auction and actual kids don't wear bikinis and booty shorts as their everyday clothes and if they do see kids doing that, you should probably call the police.

Nothing that you say, will ever stop me!

We also have to keep in mind that in the world of FE, they don't have as many laws. so even if Nowi was just 10 or somethin, it'd be weird, but in the world of FE, unless they had a law against it, it'd be ok.


1. Mario has a canon age?
2. Wow.

If a law is the only thing keeping you from ****ing a literal child then you're probably not a decent human being. And also, wow, I love the implication that FE's world is just some post-apocalyptic anarchist land

Like, sexual attraction to children isn't normal for any adult and there's something wrong with people that do, it isn't some law that prevents that. This isn't up for debate, if someone here legit feels attraction to kids, please see a doctor to find a way to cure that.

 

[Androobie]

And he also claims to be Bowser's ex-wife and Bowser Jr's true Mother.

ok what the ****

 

[kirbsmash]

To be fair, Miyamoto also used to say Mario's last name was also Mario, but later changed his mind stating it was a joke.
And he also claims to be Bowser's ex-wife and Bowser Jr's true Mother.

And Miyamoto also came up with most of the ideas for Donkey Kong while in the company shower.

Sometimes Miyamoto just says the first thing that comes to his head as a joke because he hadn't really thought about it beforehand and doesn't want to spend too much time thinking on it during the interview, etc... and people take it as gospel, the truth, the only right fact-heavy answer to their question instead of as a joke. He's a fun and gameplay first, story second kind of guy after all.

To ALSO be fair, the age thing was in Melee.

 

[Tree Gelbman]

Mario is in his 30s. Miyamoto be damned.

None of the human cast of Mario come across as being in their 20s.

Maybe Luigi and Daisy, but that'd be a late 20s situation at best.

I'll fight Miyamoto in a Samurai Duel at dawn over this ****.

 

[Deleted member]

What is your ideal stage for Smash Ultimate? I kinda wish that we had a Odyssey stage tbh, like, the ship, it would travel through different kingdoms.

Yes please I like that Idea

 

[Flyboy]

I can't believe I'm older than Mario's canon age. **** me.

 

[Megadoomer]

I'll just assume laws are different in the world of FE. Besides, I doubt Nintendo would let you marry a minor.

OK FOLKS WHO WANTS A NEW TOPIC? HERE WE GO!
What is your ideal stage for Smash Ultimate? I kinda wish that we had a Odyssey stage tbh, like, the ship, it would travel through different kingdoms.

Aside from the obligatory Bowser's Keep (seriously, how have we not gotten one of those yet?), I'd like to see Blossom City from the Wonderful 101 (so that we can go through a tour of the game's over the top setpieces) or the city of Ehn'gha from Eternal Darkness. (I'd be interested to see what the Smash developers would do with that game's sanity effects)

 

[Iridium]

Then you've missed out on a lot of questionable discussions.

Seriously, this is actually fairly tame compared to the thread's usual standards.

I exaggerated that a bit, but yeah, this was a weird topic to get into.

 

[Deleted member]

Is this supposed to be a Sin City reference? Because that movie still haunts my nightmares.

Spoiler

Nope.
It was a reference to The Creeper, a DC Comics character also known as Jack Ryder.

 

[kirbsmash]

Mario is in his 30s. Miyamoto be damned.

None of the human cast of Mario come across as being in their 20s.

Maybe Luigi and Daisy, but that'd be a late 20s situation at best.

I'll fight Miyamoto in a Samurai Duel at dawn over this ****.

again, it was in Melee so...

 

[Deleted member]

Morning ya'll, what's-
*sees what happened*

 

[Deleted member]

make this real please

Spoiler: Large image

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

If a law is the only thing keeping you from ****ing a literal child then you're probably not a decent human being.

I would never have sex with a child.

Actual kids don't wear bikinis that are implied to have come out of a slave auction and actual kids don't wear bikinis and booty shorts as their everyday clothes and if they do see kids doing that, you should probably call the police.

That's not what I'm implying. Let's just move onto a different topic please, I don't want a fully fledged argument.

 

[MSmariosonic]

I kind of wish that we got more new stages in Ultimate.

I was a bit dissapointed about that with Smash 3DS too. I understand that in that case they had technical limitations, but it felt weird to see more past stages than new ones.

Good thing we're getting 5 more stages then, eh?

 

[Deleted member]

I see we're still on this very interesting and absolutely stimulating conversation.

Hmm...But what could we do to spice it up even more...Oh, I know! Anyone wanna argue about Pyra? :D

 

[osby]

I'll just assume laws are different in the world of FE. Besides, I doubt Nintendo would let you marry a minor.

OK FOLKS WHO WANTS A NEW TOPIC? HERE WE GO!
What is your ideal stage for Smash Ultimate? I kinda wish that we had a Odyssey stage tbh, like, the ship, it would travel through different kingdoms.

I'd really like an Apathos stage from Sonic, purely because of that gorgeous aesthetic.

Spoiler

Nope.
It was a reference to The Creeper, a DC Comics character also known as Jack Ryder.

That guy from Outsiders? Got it.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

I see we're still on this very interesting and absolutely stimulating conversation.

Hmm...But what could we do to spice it up even more...Oh, I know! Anyone wanna argue about Pyra? :D

Oh no! Don't make a joke! You might turn people on! /s

 

[Gyrom8]

And Miyamoto also came up with most of the ideas for Donkey Kong while in the company shower.

Top lad.

For real though, I always thought that Mario was in his 30s - perhaps a few years younger than Olimar? Assuming humans (or whatever the hell Mario is) and people from Hocotate roughly age the same.

 

[Deleted member]

I see we're still on this very interesting and absolutely stimulating conversation.

Hmm...But what could we do to spice it up even more...Oh, I know! Anyone wanna argue about Pyra? :D

No
Zoe

 

[Tree Gelbman]

again, it was in Melee so...

Melee can square up too.

I'll punch it in it's face. No problem.

 

[Deleted member]

Good thing we're getting 5 more stages then, eh?

Indeed.
But i am worried about the possibility of a pack being about a franchise present in Smash already, which could make it have a past stage just for that.

For example: a F-Zero with Melee’s Mute City.

 

[osby]

Mario is in his 30s. Miyamoto be damned.

None of the human cast of Mario come across as being in their 20s.

Maybe Luigi and Daisy, but that'd be a late 20s situation at best.

I'll fight Miyamoto in a Samurai Duel at dawn over this ****.

People don't always show their exact ages. Like how Samus is supposed to be in her twenties or how Pokemon Trainers are apparently 10 or Chrom is somehow 19.

 

[kirbsmash]

Indeed.
But i am worried about the possibility of a pack being about a franchise present in Smash already, which could make it have a past stage just for that.

For example: a F-Zero with Melee’s Mute City.

New character. New stage.

 

[Tree Gelbman]

Samus ain't in her 20's either.

I swear Nintendo gonna catch these hands before the day over.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Nintendo uploaded this video.

What do you think it means? I need an analysis stat!
I think this hints at Ryan Higa as a DLC character.

took me a while to realize that was Ryan

 

[TMNTSSB4]

They keep pumping out these tier lists

Pit is an angel who looks 13 but is like...some adult age or something, he’s legal to get in (plus Palutena has no friends other than him...and why not invite Male Robin? Everyone wanna smash him

These of you who never played Pikmin....what do you think Olimar's voice is?

A big black man’s deep voice made to be singing jazz

You're all getting upset over Nowi's legality and age, and here I am

Trying to process the fact The Legend of Zelda canonically shipped a little fish girl with a grown Hylian man.

**** the ****img what

People don't always show their exact ages. Like how Samus is supposed to be in her twenties or how Pokemon Trainers are apparently 10 or Chrom is somehow 19.

No way Chrom is 19, and Pokémon Trainers are lying about their age (well except for the LGP&E games)

 

[NobleClamtasm]

I'll just assume laws are different in the world of FE. Besides, I doubt Nintendo would let you marry a minor.

OK FOLKS WHO WANTS A NEW TOPIC? HERE WE GO!
What is your ideal stage for Smash Ultimate? I kinda wish that we had a Odyssey stage tbh, like, the ship, it would travel through different kingdoms.

If Reimu ever gets in, I'd want Hakurei Shrine grounds

With this as the main theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCLHBw4Msio
Of course, there will be cameo appearances of Yuyuko, Suika, Marisa, Cirno, Remilia and the rest of the gang

 

[ColietheGoalie]

Hey, question, who are you maining? Off topic, but still

At this point I’m thinking a 1-2 punch of Jigglypuff and Ridley.

 

[osby]

I see we're still on this very interesting and absolutely stimulating conversation.

Hmm...But what could we do to spice it up even more...Oh, I know! Anyone wanna argue about Pyra? :D

It's kinda sad that people complained about Rex and Pyra getting in so much before E3 and now they don't have much chance.

 

[kirbsmash]

At this point I’m thinking a 1-2 punch of Jigglypuff and Ridley.

I like it. Do it.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Everyone's reaction when I start talking about Zoe in a nutshell

Spoiler

I know you are ****ing trolling but why do you bring up the ****ing damn dog all time, even when the topic doesnt ****ing ask for it

ok let me say that again nicer. Why do you bring it up when it isnt even worth mentioning

 

[osby]

Samus ain't in her 20's either.

I swear Nintendo gonna catch these hands before the day over.

>

Accept the truth.

 

[Deleted member]

New character. New stage.

I hope so.
That's what i wish for the packs.

 

[kirbsmash]

I hope so.
That's what i wish for the packs.

He already said so in the direct.

 

[Deleted member]

I know you are ****ing trolling but why do you bring up the ****ing damn dog all time, even when the topic doesnt ****ing ask for it

ok let me say that again nicer. Why do you bring it up when it isnt even worth mentioning

Okay.
I need to explain why I get stuck on Zoe sometimes.
The truth is, I have autism irl. I'm not joking. It causes me to get stuck on things and not realize when it's not a good time to talk about them. I'm really sorry.