Official Smash Ultimate Discussion

[Deleted member]

I'm not allowed to post any Rottytops pornography on this website, and yet you get away with that?

The rules here are dumb.

rottytops stuff is :ok hand:

so is shulk stuff

and link stuff

and richter stuff

and samus stuff

I'm starting to realize that I only main Smash characters because they're hot

 

[Dyllybirdy]

Rottytops is humanoid
I think that's the problem

No, that kind of makes what you posted, even worse...

 

[Deleted member]

No, that kind of makes what you posted, even worse, you know...

Uh
****
you got me in a corner

 

[Slavic]

in Goth's defense not only was the image offsite but the link to the image was put in a spoiler, we all should have known better than to open pandora's box (or maybe pandora's dog?)

 

[Deleted member]

this whole thread is a big oof from heaven

may retribution rain down upon all of us

 

[Deleted member]

in Goth's defense not only was the image offsite but the link to the image was put in a spoiler, we all should have known better than to open pandora's box (or maybe pandora's dog?)

Thank you

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

in Goth's defense not only was the image offsite but the link to the image was put in a spoiler, we all should have known better than to open pandora's box (or maybe pandora's dog?)

I guess... but this really isn't a site for NSFW images

Pit, so his Brawl moveset can return.

"HIYAYAYAYA"

 

[Raxxel]

The **** is going on in my Christian general thread?

 

[Deleted member]

The **** is going on in my Christian general thread?

people are taking the lord's name in vain sir it's a travesty

 

[Raxxel]

Pit, so his Brawl moveset can return.

That side B from Brawl ruined friendships.

 

[Deleted member]

The **** is going on in my Christian general thread?

Zoe is going on my friend
(my reaction to all this just be like)

 

[Soulsaint]

How do you think the shop will be handled? Is there something different everyday? Because everything seems to be in one place and it seems like not much is shown in there when they show it off.

 

[hazza5557]

Okay, real talk here: I'm not trying to spam, but IF Zoe got in, what would all of your first reactions be? Be completely honest.

Literally, even in a CARTOON version of Smash Bros with over 100 playable characters, I don’t think she’d get in. So please she literally has 0% chance of getting in smash. If she did like you’re asking, I’d be disappointed in Nintendo and Sakurai for letting that monstrosity in the game.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

It's not a secret, though...

its also not a screat that is should of stayed behind closed doors

 

[Deleted member]

Zoe is going on my friend
(my reaction to all this just be like)

this ain't it chief

 

[Deleted member]

Literally, even in a CARTOON version of Smash Bros with over 100 playable characters, I don’t think she’d get in. So please she literally has 0% chance of getting in smash. If she did like you’re asking, I’d be disappointed in Nintendo and Sakurai for letting that monstrosity in the game.

You... you little ****.
I think everyone agrees that H hazza5557 is the biggest party pooper ever, right?

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

That side B from Brawl ruined friendships.

That move was like the only reason I used Pit...
I barley use him in Smash 4 now, since it's gone...

 

[Deleted member]

That move was like the only reason I used Pit...
I barley use him in Smash 4 now, since it's gone...

SAME HERE.

 

[Jovahexeon Joranvexeon]

Well since we're on the topic of Square reps, if you guys had to guess the 7 characters that Verge has heard, who would you pick? I want to get a better picture of who else people might expect besides the obvious choices.

1. Geno of course. I'm not a big fan, but whether he's in or not (could be leak bait), he'd definitely be a contender.

2. Sephiroth. Big name in the video game world. Big time villain, and easily adaptable sword size for convenience. Cloud's villain counterpart and one of the most popular videgame characters in history. Also, he'd serve great for advertising FFVII FINALLY being on the Switch.

3. Neku. What with Final Remix being on the Switch, published and heavily promoted by Nintendo, it doesn't take wide imagination to see Nintny pushing for him hard.

4. Sora. Though Ninty could just as easily just talk to Disney. That said, unless we see some KH support for the Switch, Sora doesn't seem the most viable to them.

5. Chrono. Let's see if the most updated version of his game gets a Switch port.

6. Yuna/Tidus/Vivi/Tifa. Lesser (than Sephiroth), but still quite popular characters from the upcoming Switch ports.

7. A DQ rep, and preferably one that avoids the infamous music licensing issue with that series.

 

[Dyllybirdy]

You... you little ****.
I think everyone agrees that H hazza5557 is the biggest party pooper ever, right?

Umm... not really.

 

[Deleted member]

the smash fanbase was a mistake

 

[MSmariosonic]

You... you little ****.
I think everyone agrees that H hazza5557 is the biggest party pooper ever, right?

Is being a 'party pooper' a synonym for being realistic?

 

[Deleted member]

Umm... not really.

Oh just me.
DID YOU SEE HIS POST THOUGH. He was ****ting on my parade. Zoe would TOTALLY get in if there was a game with 100 cartoon characters.

Is being a 'party pooper' a synonym for being realistic?

I NEED SOMEONE ON MY SIDE PLEASE ANYONE

 

[Slavic]

I guess... but this really isn't a site for NSFW images

idk if it was technically NSFW or not but it sure as heck is not comfortable for work.

back on topic because I saw Mii discussion earlier, I'm so unsatisfied still with how the Mii Fighters were done in Smash. I like the concept of different classes and I love Mii costumes (I'm glad they're getting voice support too), but I'm so disappointed with the classes. I wish the Miis had like a game peripheral class, a Wii Play class, and a Wii Sports class, or a Tomadachi class, plenty of options, each with one set of specials but you could build from any of them. The fighters movesets are just generic moves which I guess is the point but I'm a grump about it anyways.

 

[Pakky]

real monkey's paw kinda wish you made there, huh

So that was the index, I'm going to use another finger.

I hope Rayman is in Smash

Another one

I hope BWD is in smash

I hope that Ste... FEMALE MACH RIDER IS IN SMASH, eyeyeyye.

 

[Deleted member]

Man i thought the auto-erotic asphyxiation discussion was one of the lower points this thread had slumped to

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

the smash fanbase was a mistake

Masahiro Sakurai, 2018

You... you little ****.
I think everyone agrees that H hazza5557 is the biggest party pooper ever, right?

Eh...

 

[Slavic]

So that was the index, I'm going to use another finger.

I hope Rayman is in Smash

Another one

I hope BWD is in smash

I hope that Ste... FEMALE MACH RIDER IS IN SMASH, eyeyeyye.

As you type this post, Sakurai tweets about a new set of Mii costumes with some familiar faces on it

 

[Deleted member]

Man i thought the auto-erotic asphyxiation discussion was one of the lower points this thread had slumped to

I'm sorry

 

[Fenriraga]

Guys, I don't mean to play pretend moderator here, but do I really need to point out that this is a Smash Ultimate thread and not a "Give TMI and post/discuss lewd cartoon dogs" thread?

Like, I'm not saying discussion has to be 100% Ultimate all the time every waking minute, but... Come on.

 

[MSmariosonic]

Oh just me.
DID YOU SEE HIS POST THOUGH. He was ****ting on my parade. Zoe would TOTALLY get in if there was a game with 100 cartoon characters.

Whatever floats your boat, pal

Also this is going far too off-topic if you ask me

Hoping to see a lot of spirits of other franchises from Capcom, Sega, Namco, Square and Konami

 

[KingofKoopas]

Well this was going to happen the second we knew everything about the base game but the game was still a month away.

 

[Pakky]

As you type this post, Sakurai tweets about a new set of Mii costumes with some familiar faces on it

No!

Just the thumb left...

Swap Robin out for Shantae, HAHA

"Local man ruins everything"

 

[Deleted member]

So that was the index, I'm going to use another finger.

I hope Rayman is in Smash

Another one

I hope BWD is in smash

I hope that Ste... FEMALE MACH RIDER IS IN SMASH, eyeyeyye.

Granted

Rayman is low-tier and has a gross face

BWD is actually Bandanna Waddle Dee-ette and sparks rule 34 for the rest of his life

Female Mach Rider is in but is always covered up in a suit and everyone thinks that she is a he and to make matters worse the blog post mistypes her as a him and debates rage for eternity. Mach Rider is the new Sheik

 

[Slavic]

Whatever floats your boat, pal

Also this is going far too off-topic if you ask me

Hoping to see a lot of spirits of other franchises from Capcom, Sega, Namco, Square and Konami

yo I just realized I could actually get an Ecco the Dolphin spirit in the game

like Ecco representation has been one of my big Smash dreams but like it could actually happen this time around and that blows me away

 

[Deleted member]

Guys, I don't mean to play pretend moderator here, but do I really need to point out that this is a Smash Ultimate thread and not a "Give TMI and post/discuss lewd cartoon dogs" thread?

Like, I'm not saying discussion has to be 100% Ultimate all the time every waking minute, but... Come on.

C'mon, man!

 

[Pakky]

Granted

Rayman is low-tier and has a gross face

BWD is actually Bandanna Waddle Dee-ette and sparks rule 34 for the rest of his life

Female Mach Rider is in but is always covered up in a suit and everyone thinks that she is a he and to make matters worse the blog post mistypes her as a him and debates rage for eternity. Mach Rider is the new Sheik

What have I done... though.. this would be a dank timeline.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

Whatever floats your boat, pal

Also this is going far too off-topic if you ask me

Hoping to see a lot of spirits of other franchises from Capcom, Sega, Namco, Square and Konami

Don't you jinx it...
If I see Phoenix Wright as a spirit because of this statement...

 

[KingofKoopas]

yo I just realized I could actually get an Ecco the Dolphin spirit in the game

like Ecco representation has been one of my big Smash dreams but like it could actually happen this time around and that blows me away

That sounds crazy and impossible to pull off... LETS DO IT!

 

[Dyllybirdy]

If I see Phoenix Wright as a spirit because of this statement...

...At least he'd be in the game?