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I'm not offended, I get worse crap from @Poor Vegito. As he sat silently, in front of the screen that controlled his life, tears flowed down his cheeks, and landed on the dusty desk beneath. Each tear drop a reminder of his failure.
"I'm going to be a good troll, just you wait!" He shook his fist in the air, though nobody else could see it. The dark colors of Smashboards seemed like flames to his pained eyes, and he winced.
After hours of pacing, he had a thought. "What if?" "Nah, that'd never work." He sat back down again, attempting to type a zinger, but was met with nothing but mockery. His closed fist slammed down on the keyboard.
"Oh crap!" He exclaimed as sparks exploded from the device, and could do nothign but watch while the Num Lock light faded away.
"Great, now I need a new keyboard."
Putting on his sunscreen, he readied himself for the horrors that awaited him outside his front door.
"hissss!!" he squeled as the sun made contact with his skin, and he stumbled to the bus station.
"Must get.... to.... best... buy" Were his last words, as his body lie crumpled on the floor of the bus, with the passengers simply looking in curiosity.
"But wait.... I'm not.... dead.... where am I?"
His eyes opened, and though not used to seeing it from this perspective, he knew exactly where he was, and he clenched his fist, as he heard this..." (In in link)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsid2_RnXoc
BTW @Rocket Raccoon I'm assuming you know I'm not actually mocking you, but writing a funny story, and I'm not implying anything about you personally. If you're offended I'll delete it of course haha
mimgrim
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8-peacock-8
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Silly child. No one talks about Baseball anymore.
If he asks you to delete it, don't.BTW @
Instead, send it to the Week in Review people so that they can dedicate a column to your story.
mimgrim
Smash Hero
10/10 would buy.Poor Vegito. As he sat silently, in front of the screen that controlled his life, tears flowed down his cheeks, and landed on the dusty desk beneath. Each tear drop a reminder of his failure.
"I'm going to be a good troll, just you wait!" He shook his fist in the air, though nobody else could see it. The dark colors of Smashboards seemed like flames to his pained eyes, and he winced.
After hours of pacing, he had a thought. "What if?" "Nah, that'd never work." He sat back down again, attempting to type a zinger, but was met with nothing but mockery. His closed fist slammed down on the keyboard.
"Oh crap!" He exclaimed as sparks exploded from the device, and could do nothign but watch while the Num Lock light faded away.
"Great, now I need a new keyboard."
Putting on his sunscreen, he readied himself for the horrors that awaited him outside his front door.
"hissss!!" he squeled as the sun made contact with his skin, and he stumbled to the bus station.
"Must get.... to.... best... buy" Were his last words, as his body lie crumpled on the floor of the bus, with the passengers simply looking in curiosity.
"But wait.... I'm not.... dead.... where am I?"
His eyes opened, and though not used to seeing it from this perspective, he knew exactly where he was, and he clenched his fist, as he heard this..." (In in link)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsid2_RnXoc
BTW @
I'm not offended, I get worse crap from @
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Well, I wouldn't think no one would watch Little League Baseball.
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It's beautifulPoor Vegito. As he sat silently, in front of the screen that controlled his life, tears flowed down his cheeks, and landed on the dusty desk beneath. Each tear drop a reminder of his failure.
"I'm going to be a good troll, just you wait!" He shook his fist in the air, though nobody else could see it. The dark colors of Smashboards seemed like flames to his pained eyes, and he winced.
After hours of pacing, he had a thought. "What if?" "Nah, that'd never work." He sat back down again, attempting to type a zinger, but was met with nothing but mockery. His closed fist slammed down on the keyboard.
"Oh crap!" He exclaimed as sparks exploded from the device, and could do nothing but watch while the Num Lock light faded away.
"Great, now I need a new keyboard."
Putting on his sunscreen, he readied himself for the horrors that awaited him outside his front door.
"hissss!!" he squeled as the sun made contact with his skin, and he stumbled to the bus station.
"Must get.... to.... best... buy" Were his last words, as his body lie crumpled on the floor of the bus, with the passengers simply looking in curiosity.
"But wait.... I'm not.... dead.... where am I?"
His eyes opened, and though not used to seeing it from this perspective, he knew exactly where he was, and he clenched his fist, as he heard this..." (In in link)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsid2_RnXoc
BTW @
If I ever write a book, I will dedicate it to Smashboards, for it is my inspiration, and my life...
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HEY, I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M DOING SOMETHING HUGE FOR THE WiR! I'm going to be so recognized. Y'all will call me "Super Vegito!"
I'm pretty sure "Vegito" is Swahili for milquetoast.
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I dunno, it would be awesome if that became an ongoing series called "Chronicles of Vegito2727's Adventures in Life".
Could you beat that?
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Prove it.
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It's about damn time that the Mercedez Benz "Mario Kart" is heading to the West. Now I can finally drive in style, thought it won't happen until late summer. :/
2 brothers and 1 sister, making me the oldest. The sister likes to lock herself up and talk with her "friend" alot. The youngest brother wants to grow up as a wannabe gangster (I pity the fool) and never took his school grades seriouis. The second younger (who's ironically one year younger than me) acts like a Class A cynical smartass and likes changing his body too much (earrings and all).
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I already am beating that.
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Deacon Blues
I'll believe it when I see it.
My cousin's a Nigerian prince. I told him about you, and he laughed when he heard your username.
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At what? I don't see it.
Me! My posts!
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...Nope. Still don't see it.Me! My posts!
I did mess up the first time, saying !Xegito. But I got it right the second time.
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Well It's not my fault.
You're implying that all of your posts combined are the big thing you're working on for the WiR. Which would beat SlickWylde's post.
It's less "idiocy" and more "confusion".
Confusing people is fun. Give it a try, like that one time!
I googled that.
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Deacon Blues
So then you were joking about that big thing then?
Figures.
The fact that you have to look things up on Google show how early in the game you really are.
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Real men use Bing!
Frostwraith
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Your jokes are so bad. It's that kind of bad, it ends up being funny anyway.
I don't remember what my blood type was though...
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We are so mean to poor Vegito, should we be nice to him for a while? Nah, being mean is more fun! Plus he's bringing it on himself, right? I'll have some more stories soon
While we're on the topic of stories, here's a shameless plug lol! This is a story I'm working on, let me know if you guys have any criticisms, see any glaring mistakes, etc (I'm looking for honest opinions, not fishing for compliments)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wVEH4rrAIF7GuxwTuU9I8gSrCZngiCi9ospP6JcwvQc/edit?usp=sharing
While we're on the topic of stories, here's a shameless plug lol! This is a story I'm working on, let me know if you guys have any criticisms, see any glaring mistakes, etc
(I'm looking for honest opinions, not fishing for compliments)https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wVEH4rrAIF7GuxwTuU9I8gSrCZngiCi9ospP6JcwvQc/edit?usp=sharing
Exactly.
Writing, like flaming Vegito, is my passion. I'll send an assessment of your stuff later via PM.We are so mean to poor Vegito, should we be nice to him for a while? Nah, being mean is more fun! Plus he's bringing it on himself, right? I'll have some more stories soon
While we're on the topic of stories, here's a shameless plug lol! This is a story I'm working on, let me know if you guys have any criticisms, see any glaring mistakes, etc
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wVEH4rrAIF7GuxwTuU9I8gSrCZngiCi9ospP6JcwvQc/edit?usp=sharing
8D
Are you the perfect one that prays in a corner all day?
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Well, by the sounds of it bucko, probably not.
Eh, I wouldn't go that far.
I'd say more So Okay It's Average.
I hear @
Yomi's Biggest Fan
engages in self-flagellation. I do too, but I think he's doing it for the wrong reasons.
Pray for me.
Frostwraith
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I never once prayed.
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I've prayed.
SlickWylde
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Back to religion again Jeez lol!
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So I still have a lot of friends saying things like "Oh yeah, I want to get that new controller for the Wii, the Wii U." I wonder how many people bought MK8 without realizing they needed a new system :0
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So I still have a lot of friends saying things like "Oh yeah, I want to get that new controller for the Wii, the Wii U." I wonder how many people bought MK8 without realizing they needed a new system :0
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