Social Thread Crack Fic status update:
I'm almost done with Act I. There will be four acts, perhaps five, which I will serialize in separate posts. I have found a place for every name on the list. You'll accept the roles I've made for you lot, no ifs or buts (butts, sure, but no buts).
You might wonder why I'd devote so much time to writing something so expansive. When you see my design, all will become clear.
When Act I is finished, I'll post it here. Should be done before the night is out (or day, if you don't live in the Western World, in which case what have you been doing with your life?).
As you were.