Social Smash 4 Social Topic 2.0

[Mega Bidoof]

I don't hate the leak or the fact people believe it.

I hate it when I am singled out or treated like a cretin in a thread for not believing it. That sucks.

Nobody asked you, you cretin.

 

[Kaye Cruiser]

So I was thinking of adding a monocle to my avatar when I found this:

I forgot I still had this.

I say, would you be ever so kind as to form a bonding contract with me, my young lass?

 

[Deleted member]

I say, would you be ever so kind as to form a bonding contract with me, my young lass?

No, he just ties her to the tracks:

Spoiler: Kind of Spoiler-ish?

 

[Kenith]

Nobody asked you, you cretin.

I thought you were my friend, Bidoof.

 

[Sehnsucht]

I don't hate the leak or the fact people believe it.

I hate it when I am singled out or treated like a cretin in a thread for not believing it. That sucks.

You're not a cretin for skepticism.

You're a cretin because you lack the qualities that would make you anything else.

EDIT: Mega Bidet what do you think you're doing

 

[Kenith]

You're not a cretin for skepticism.
You're a cretin because you lack the qualities that would make you anything else.
EDIT: Mega Bidet what do you think you're doing

Well, I was right about Robin so clearly I am doing something right.

EDIT: Also, you're not real.

 

[Substitution]

So, is it just me or does Captain Falcon in this game look somewhat like a cosplayer?

Specifically, this one?

It's simple really.
Captain Falcon is cosplaying as himself.

 

[Sehnsucht]

Well, I was right about Robin so clearly I am doing something right.

Anyone could have correctly asserted Robin's inclusion. The probability is such that someone was bound to make such a claim. That this distribution ended up including you by no means suddenly absolves you of your cretinous propensities.

Of course, only a cretin would resort to this kind of rhetorical tactic that you display.

 

[Kenith]

It's simple really.
Captain Falcon is cosplaying as himself.

Captain Falcon must be his favorite Nintendo character.

 

[Mega Bidoof]

EDIT: Mega Bidet what do you think you're doing

Your mom.

 

[Sehnsucht]

Captain Falcon must be his favorite Nintendo character.

I bet that he plays F-Zero all the time.

Your mom.

My mother is dead.

D8

 

[Kenith]

I bet that he plays F-Zero all the time.

No, actually right now he's pretty hooked on Tomodachi Life.

 

[Sehnsucht]

No, actually right now he's pretty hooked on Tomodachi Life.

It is now my headcanon that the racers of F-Zero all play Tomodachi Life in between races, and share Miis and presents between themselves.

 

[Deleted member]

I bet that he plays F-Zero all the time.

I bet he could even beat the gods at it.

 

[Substitution]

My mother is dead.

D8

Ah. So Bidoof's one of those people.

Captain Falcon must be his favorite Nintendo character.

Isn't he everyone's?

 

[Sehnsucht]

I bet he could even beat the gods at it.

Falcon Vs Palutena

No handicaps, James McCloud only, Mute City

 

[Mega Bidoof]

My mother is dead.

D8

I can't tell if your serious or not.
On one hand, you could be serious, and I should deeply apologize.
On the other hand, I've met enough trolls in my life to know that this is a common trick to make someone look like an ***hole. And if I apologize, and you are lying, I look like a moron.

I'm just not going to say anything.

 

[Kenith]

It is now my headcanon that the racers of F-Zero all play Tomodachi Life in between races, and share Miis and presents between themselves.

I wonder why they're all playing a game that's, like, two hundred years old.

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

Manzai Birds for Smash since it's a badass song that may go over the Westerners' heads due to puns.

 

[Substitution]

Manzai Birds for Smash since it's a badass song that may go over the Westerners' heads due to puns.

There's puns?

 

[Sehnsucht]

I can't tell if your serious or not.
On one hand, you could be serious, and I should deeply apologize.
On the other hand, I've met enough trolls in my life to know that this is a common trick to make someone look like an ***hole. And if I apologize, and you are lying, I look like a moron.

I'm just not going to say anything.

Too late. By posting, you've already made yourself look like a total anus.

But fortunately, you're a Mega Bidet, so you can wash your own shame away.

Also, I don't actually have a mother. I emerged through quantum spontaneity.

I wonder why they're all playing a game that's, like, two hundred years old.

NintendoCorp just kept on building and expanding the game.

It never went out of style.

 

[Substitution]

Also, I don't actually have a mother. I emerged through quantum spontaneity.

But did tacos exist during that event?

 

[FalKoopa]

I disapprove of that mom joke.

Well, whatever.

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

There's puns?

Yes, lots of them that would be hard to translate. For example, the black bird says "Hai, hai!" after every word the buzzard says. The buzzard says things that only a Japanese audience would normally get like how he said "The plum is so yum!" this is punning "plum"(ume) and "yum" (umee). And a plethoria of other hard to translate phrases.

 

[Kenith]

@ Mega Bidoof

You have a Mr. Moesby avatar.

 

[Sehnsucht]

But did tacos exist during that event?

There wasn't enough energy for hard shells, so I woke up in a pile of burritos.

Tacos came later as these outer shells were cooked in stellar cores.

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

@ Mega Bidoof That show was so good. It reminds me of how much I hate Disney Channel now.

 

[Mega Bidoof]

Too late. By posting, you've already made yourself look like a total anus.

I prefer to use the term "rectum," thank you very much.

But fortunately, you're a Mega Bidet, so you can wash your own shame away.

Why don't they have Bidets in America.
I'm gonna make a petition.

Also, I don't actually have a mother. I emerged through quantum spontaneity.

Ah, I see, so your like those hard candies you find around your house, but don't remember actually buying.

 

[TewnLeenk]

Saw this on Reddit. Dude got rekt.
Also kinda reminds me of a certain user that frequents this board quite a bit....

 

[Pazzo.]

@ Mega Bidoof - Your avatar is over 9001.

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

Tecmo, PLEASE announce that Fatal Frame Wii U would have an international release. It will be such a shame if I can't experience the Japanese occult and **** myself in fear.

http://mynintendonews.com/2014/07/1...be-shown-on-japanese-live-stream-on-thursday/

 

[Sehnsucht]

I prefer to use the term "rectum," thank you very much.

No need to be a duodenum about this. Geez.

Why don't they have Bidets in America.
I'm gonna make a petition.

In my experience, public fountains make for an adequate substitute.

Ah, I see, so your like those hard candies you find around your house, but don't remember actually buying.

The reason hard candies are so delicious is precisely because of their anomalous causal status.

 

[Mega Bidoof]

I disapprove of that mom joke.

Well, whatever.

/command:donotbanbidoof\

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[Rocket Raccoon]

Saw this on Reddit. Dude got rekt.
Also kinda reminds me of a certain user that frequents this board quite a bit....

Did you click "Give Gold?"

 

[Pyra]

Yes, lots of them that would be hard to translate. For example, the black bird says "Hai, hai!" after every word the buzzard says. The buzzard says things that only a Japanese audience would normally get like how he said "The plum is so yum!" this is punning "plum"(ume) and "yum" (umee). And a plethoria of other hard to translate phrases.

I'm still trying to figure out what donaiyanen どないやねん means.

 

[Kenith]

The fact that Ike's neutral special now has blue flames even though we saw his flames were red less than two months ago is cool.
I hope that indicates perhaps Peach's neutral special will get a makeover, as well? To make room for another character?

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

/command:donotbanbidoof\

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[Sehnsucht]

Saw this on Reddit. Dude got rekt.
Also kinda reminds me of a certain user that frequents this board quite a bit....

StandupGaming?

More like SitdownSon.

 

[Kenith]

@ Mega Bidoof That show was so good. It reminds me of how much I hate Disney Channel now.

I wouldn't saw it's good...

But it does have it's moments. Better than the pretentious, sexist, and, more to the point, annoying-ass shows they run now.

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

I'm still trying to figure out what donaiyanen どないやねん means.

That part could translate to "Don't be stupid!" based on what some YouTube commentators said.