Social Smash 4 Social Topic 2.0

[Croph]

So in the interest of changing the subject, I have a random question.

What ability from Pogeymans would you find most useful in day to day life? I would want Chlorophyll because I'm outside all day for work and it would be nice to get a speed boost from the sun.

Rough Skin, Iron Barbs, Flame Body, Static, Poison Point, Effect Spore.

Don't touch me.

 

[Dr. James Rustles]

How does it feel, Pogeyboys, that you will never be a Pogeymon Master, merely a Pogerman Plebian?

 

[WolfieXVII ❂]

Rough Skin, Iron Barbs, Flame Body, Static, Poison Point, Effect Spore.

Don't touch me.

 

[mimgrim]

Rough Skin, Iron Barbs, Flame Body, Static, Poison Point, Effect Spore.

Don't touch me.

 

[Pyra]

To go back to this question:
If I could date a mod, I would date @ ndayday .

I would find out all about him to learn all the right things to do, all the right things to say. Adapt myself to be everything he could ever want in his love life. I would date him for maybe a few weeks to work my way into his heart, so that he cannot go a single day without thinking about me. Then one day, I would ask him to meet me at a fancy restaurant for a dinner. Somewhere special. Tell him to dress really nice and arrive early.

And then I won't show up at all and ignore his calls.

@ mimgrim
Have you played Path of Radiance per chance?

You're a fantastically horrible human being.

 

[Fatmanonice]

A couple of years ago, I knew a 40-something eccentric gay man who, for reasons, made me feel uncomfortable so I cut him off and blocked him on Facebook.

Something like this happened my first year of grad school. Met a 50-60 year old guy at a conference who took a strong interest in me but I thought nothing of it at first until he sought me out on Facebook. Was one of those evangelical gay Christians who had "corrective therapy" numerous times since the 60's but still had "cravings" as he called it. Needless to say, things got super creepy really fast and I cut ties almost immediately. For about a week afterwards I was paranoid that he was going to seek out where I'd live and he'd show up at my apartment in the middle of the night.

 

[WolfieXVII ❂]

Something like this happened my first year of grad school. Met a 50-60 year old guy at a conference who took a strong interest in me but I thought nothing of it at first until he sought me out on Facebook. Was one of those evangelical gay Christians who had "corrective therapy" numerous times since the 60's but still had "cravings" as he called it. Needless to say, things got super creepy really fast and I cut ties almost immediately. For about a week afterwards I was paranoid that he was going to seek out where I'd live and he'd show up at my apartment in the middle of the night.

That's really ****ing creepy, "cravings", well no sleep for me tonight I guess

 

[Sehnsucht]

Something like this happened my first year of grad school. Met a 50-60 year old guy at a conference who took a strong interest in me but I thought nothing of it at first until he sought me out on Facebook. Was one of those evangelical gay Christians who had "corrective therapy" numerous times since the 60's but still had "cravings" as he called it. Needless to say, things got super creepy really fast and I cut ties almost immediately. For about a week afterwards I was paranoid that he was going to seek out where I'd live and he'd show up at my apartment in the middle of the night.

Yeah but did you have dreams about playing co-op games with his daughter at a house party or whatever

 

[Mega Bidoof]

So, all you Pokémon players on here, does anyone have a non-US Ditto that they would be willing to trade me?

I'm want to start using the Masuda Method on one of my Pokémon, but I need a Ditto first.

 

[Aurane]

I've been thinking about what mega evolutions could possibly be revealed next month, and I've wrote up a bit of a wish list of what I hope to see. It's a bit specific, but I'm mainly hoping for the M.E. itself to be confirmed. I ignored typings:

Spoiler: Mega Evolution Wishlist

Mega Breloom
Stat gains: Speed + Attack
Ability: Technician, Moxie, Natural Cure, or Poison Heal
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Mega Zangoose
Stat Gains: Attack + Speed (a minor upgrade to his defenses wouldn't hurt either.)
Ability: Moxie, Immunity, Fur Coat, Scrappy, Tough Claws or Toxic Boost
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Mega Linoone
Stat gains: Attack + Defense
Ability: ****ING SCRAPPY EXTREMESPEED N199@. or Tough Claws
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Mega Flygon
Stat gains: Sp.Attack + Speed
Ability: Multiscale, Sand Stream or Sand Rush
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Mega Salamence
Stat Gains: Attack + Sp. Defense
Ability: Unerve, Limber, Mold Breaker or Infiltrator
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Mega Sceptile (2nd)
Stat Gains: Defense + Sp.Attack
Ability: Multiscale
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Mega Typhlosion
Stat gains: Sp.attack + Speed / Attack + Speed
Ability: Mold Breaker, Flash Fire, Fur Coat, Infiltrator, Water Absorb, Intimidate

 

[Morbi]

So, all you Pokémon players on here, does anyone have a non-US Ditto that they would be willing to trade me?

I'm want to start using the Masuda Method on one of my Pokémon, but I need a Ditto first.

I have one, but I am not willing to trade it to you because you forgot to list me in your big important post. HA!

 

[Pyra]

There was one time this girl wouldn't stop leaving me alone or asking me out on Facebook and so I blocked her and then within the year she, unfortunately, passed. I'm not trying to be funny, to this day I actually feel awful about it.

 

[Morbi]

There was one time this girl wouldn't stop leaving me alone or asking me out on Facebook and so I blocked her and then within the year she, unfortunately, passed. I'm not trying to be funny, to this day I actually feel awful about it.

Why do you feel awful about it? Because you never got to tap dat?

 

[mimgrim]

Yeah but did you have dreams about playing co-op games with his daughter at a house party or whatever

I have dreams like you -- no, really! Just much less... touchy-feely. And they mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny. On an island that I own, tanned and rested and alone, surrounded by enormous piles of money!

 

[Sehnsucht]

Why do you feel awful about it? Because you never got to tap dat?

MorbidLackOfTact

 

[Pyra]

Why do you feel awful about it? Because you never got to tap dat?

No, because she was virtually begging me to go out with her, and I blocked her, and she died.
In other words, the last (and one of the only) interactions I had with her before she died was me being a ****.

 

[Mega Bidoof]

I have one, but I am not willing to trade it to you because you forgot to list me in your big important post. HA!

*MorbidAltrusim likes this*

 

[ndayday]

Spoiler

I'm going on 24 years old and when I was a lot younger I had imagined that I'd have settled down and began raised a family by now but life didn't work out to be that way, at least not yet. I suppose the little girl is the smart, empathetic daughter I've always wanted.

I can see this, I've had a dream like that before too. Waking up is the worst because it's a terrible feeling. It's not really reasonable even for me but still, it's like a feeling of "you will never have this." Also had a dream about some girl years ago and when I woke up I was 'in love' with this dream girl even though she resembled no one. It was pretty painful. Have woken up sobbing with dreams like these and was like wtf.

Now that I think of it I dream of being alone a lot.

 

[Morbi]

MorbidLackOfTact

I was actually trying to Greninja you, Sehnsucht. Unless you were not going to say that; in that event, I feel bad.

 

[Sehnsucht]

I was actually trying to Greninja you, Sehnsucht. Unless you were not going to say that; in that event, I feel bad.

This post is almost as incoherent as the majority of my dreams.

 

[Pyra]

This post is almost as incoherent as the majority of my dreams.

I feel like you're the kind of person who never has anything but fever dreams.

 

[mimgrim]

I feel like you're the kind of person who never has anything but fever dreams.

I think you mean wet dreams.

 

[Pyra]

I think you mean wet dreams.

Or both at the same time.

Nothing like dreaming of having sex with a moving endless hallway.

 

[Sehnsucht]

I feel like you're the kind of person who never has anything but fever dreams.

True that.

My dreams are just one absurd scenario after the other, strung along by some facsimile of logical progression and continuity, complete with dashes of psychosexual interludes.

Then I wake up to a world consisting of one absurd scenario after the other, strung along by some facsimile of logical progression and continuity, complete with dashes of psychosexual interludes.

 

[mimgrim]

True that.

My dreams are just one absurd scenario after the other, strung along by some facsimile of logical progression and continuity, complete with dashes of psychosexual interludes.

Then I wake up to a world consisting of one absurd scenario after the other, strung along by some facsimile of logical progression and continuity, complete with dashes of psychosexual interludes.

So basically, your dreams and life are like this.

Warning, the following pic has a bit of a elliptic nature to it.

Spoiler

 

[Bedoop]

...Why isn't the Donkey Konga Remix of Melee's Opening Theme a Music Track in Smash?
Listen;

It's byoutiful.

 

[Sehnsucht]

So basically, your dreams and life are like this.

Warning, the following pic has a bit of a elliptic nature to it.

Spoiler

You meant to say epileptic, but my experience of reality aptly is elliptic, going around and around, interrupted only by the all too brief moments of non-being between the waking and the dreaming...

 

[allison]

You meant to say epileptic, but my experience of reality aptly is elliptic, going around and around, interrupted only by the all too brief moments of non-being between the waking and the dreaming...

The more you post, the more insight I gain into your shattered psyche

 

[Dr. James Rustles]

I can see this, I've had a dream like that before too. Waking up is the worst because it's a terrible feeling. It's not really reasonable even for me but still, it's like a feeling of "you will never have this." Also had a dream about some girl years ago and when I woke up I was 'in love' with this dream girl even though she resembled no one. It was pretty painful. Have woken up sobbing with dreams like these and was like wtf.

Now that I think of it I dream of being alone a lot.

I don't dream of being alone, but I do frequently dream of dinosaur apocalypses or women I have known, sometimes both at the same time. For example, one dream involved airplanes falling out of the sky with velocoraptors tearing them apart. In its wake, a biker gang ran around terrorizing people when I happened across ladyfriend, who I saved from the bikers with the aid of a "I'm not crazy, I knew the Dinosaurs would rise again one day" conspiracy theorist wielding a flamethrower.

 

[Sehnsucht]

The more you post, the more insight I gain into your shattered psyche

My psyche isn't shattered.

It's simply...refracted.

If you stare at my psyche overlong, you may find yourself refracted in turn.

Spoiler

 

[AustarusIV]

My psyche isn't shattered.

It's simply...refracted.

If you stare at my psyche overlong, you may find yourself refracted in turn.

Spoiler

Sehnsucht, I remembered you being more of a...sane person.

Did something happen, or was this all a dream?

 

[mimgrim]

Sehnsucht, I remembered you being more of a...sane person.

Did something happen, or was this all a dream?

Sehn isn't insane.

He's just... "special".

 

[Dr. James Rustles]

Sehnsucht, I remembered you being more of a...sane person.

Did something happen, or was this all a dream?

Sweet dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree?

 

[Substitution]

Sehnsucht, I remembered you being more of a...sane person.

Did something happen, or was this all a dream?

You're probably thinking of someone else.

 

[Glyphoscythe]

I generally dream about California. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvdfsEtQOug

 

[EmceeEspio]

I should be dreaming right now.

I'm not.

Don't tell the 'rents.

 

[Sehnsucht]

Sehnsucht, I remembered you being more of a...sane person.

Did something happen, or was this all a dream?

Nothing has ever happened.

Nothing is a dream.

Sehn isn't insane.

He's just... "special".

Yup.

In neurological jargon, I'm classified as especially bootyful.

 

[Substitution]

I should be dreaming right now.

I'm not.

Don't tell the 'rents.

Bah. Dreams are overrated anyway. Who needs them?

 

[AustarusIV]

All this talk of dreams makes me want to see Inception again.

 

[Sehnsucht]

I should be dreaming right now.

I'm not.

Don't tell the 'rents.

Who are the 'rents?

The ones who sent 'men from the 'nis into the 'gina to find the 'gg?