Paper Mario's luck is just terrible in Rougeport. :\
To re-iterate, some examples;
Gonna see your special one? NOPE, X-Treme Tissues.
See a cool shiny Hammer? NOPE, Plot Development.
Going to see the professor? NOPE, get robbed.
Going to an Amusement Park? NOPE, gotta please the Mafia-President.
Going on a Train Ride? NOPE, please the Mafia more.
Going to an Island? NOPE, GHOST PIRATES.
Saving your special one? NOPE, Not if any 1000-YO Demons have anything to say about it!
Just want to go to a nearby town? NOPE, GIANT SQUID.
Want to go to another town? NOPE, IDENTITY CRISIS.
TWICE.
Want to save someone's lost Dad? NOPE, Pit O' 100 Trials.
And those are just in
Rougeport!
No the ultra hammer chest got WAY closer than you tough.
And I hate the contact lens cs because of glitch hunt, I could hack to change my angle and slide on that angle to triggers loading zone to possibly avoid the sewers detour, but it doesn't work because the loading zone is disabled.
So, it's not even skipable...
Like, let me tell you, I will know for the JP version, but the US version is so solid it's crazy how defensive their programming was. I can tell you it's really well coded.
Atleast we have Mario's Arms.
I wonder if anything changes if you wear the W, L or WL emblems when the glitch happens.
Probably just a color change, but it'd be coolio to see. XD