sexy women on crutches

[Parker1006]

I know this sounds kindof random, but I find that pretty women are even prettier on crutches. I think it's because crutches elevate women off the ground a lil bit and causes their already skinny bodies to lengthen (but not in a nasty way). If I'm some sort of nymph-gimpo-filiac, let me know, lol. Discuss?

 

[OF 'til I OD]

I am at a loss for words

 

[The Executive]

This does not compute. Sorry dude, there likely is a psychological explanation for this but I ain't gettin' it.

 

[Chis]

What is this, I didn't even...

 

[OmegaXXII]

umm... all I can say is I'm speechless

Spoiler

perv

 

[The Executive]

I wouldn't go that far...okay, it's bizarre, but it's not perverted. There are far worse fetishes out there.

I have a glasses fetish, relatively tame.

 

[Overload]

whatever floats your boat

 

[The Executive]

Oh, it floats it.

 

[tmw_redcell]

Nothing weird about that. It's like high heels.

 

[Symphony X]

Maybe you just like to feel like an Alpha male and find that girls on crutches are the easiest to take over and do everything for. So psychologically you're drawn to them.

 

[The Executive]

It's like high heels, but there's also that crossover into the injury fetish. Not sure the OP had that in mind, but it's there.

 

[OmegaXXII]

^well come to think of it, tall woman do seem kinda attrative, unfortunetly I've never came across one.

 

[The Executive]

Meh. I'm more of a short women man myself, but that's probably because most tall women are Nordic/Scandinavian and I'm not too sold on that.

 

[Symphony X]

I find tall women unattractive. I like 'em shorter than me. 'Course I'm over 6 feet. So it's not hard. But I like 'em around 5' 6" or 5' 7".

 

[The Executive]

Bingo. I'm roughly 5'11, so I know how you feel. Kind of.

 

[Oracle]

Rule 34 on crutches.

 

[The Executive]

Rule 34 on crutches.

Noooooooooooo. NO. Just no.

 

[OmegaXXII]

Rule 34 on crutches.

and may I ask, what Rule is this from?

 

[Symphony X]

Noooooooooooo. NO. Just no.

You can't say no. As one of the rules of /34/ is that it already exists. So yeah.

 

[The Executive]

Touch[fancy e]. If I remember correctly, Rule 34 states that "if it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions."

Does this mean there is porn of Rule 34, and of that, and so on and so forth creating an infinite loop of numbers with explicit connotations? Far out.

 

[KoreanDJ111]

This made my day.

 

[Mic_128]

As long as you're not causing them to be on crutches, I don't see any real harm.

 

[The Executive]

As long as you're not causing them to be on crutches, I don't see any real harm.

I laughed.

 

[Symphony X]

Touch[fancy e]. If I remember correctly, Rule 34 states that "if it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions."

Does this mean there is porn of Rule 34, and of that, and so on and so forth creating an infinite loop of numbers with explicit connotations? Far out.

I have seen /34/ of /34/. So yes, it does mean that.

 

[The Executive]

I almost asked for proof but caught myself. I'll just take you at your word. Eww.

 

[GoldShadow]

Not going to elaborate, but it's out there.

 

[The Executive]

So it is. I probably know where to find it too; I discovered a frat house for nerds on campus last Friday and it was like 4chan escaped into the real world. I have been irreversibly scarred. Oh, the images. The images.

 

[GoldShadow]

So it is. I probably know where to find it too; I discovered a frat house for nerds on campus last Friday and it was like 4chan escaped into the real world. I have been irreversibly scarred. Oh, the images. The images.

lol. 4chan in the real world? It's bad enough on the internet that I've vowed never to go there again. I can't imagine an instance of it in real life.

In my case, well I'll just say that it's interesting what one might find a roommate watching. In fact, that coincidence is why this thread caught my attention in the first place.

 

[Goldberg]

Rule 34 aside, does the OP like women like that because they can't run away from him?

 

[The Executive]

rule 34 Aside, Does The Op Like Women Like That Because They Can't Run Away From Him?

Hahahahahaha

lol. 4chan in the real world?

Cat memes on every wall? Butcheries of the English language abounding? Unspeakable images on the bulletin boards? Yep, it's 4chan IRL.

 

[Symphony X]

Cat memes on every wall? Butcheries of the English language abounding? Unspeakable images on the bulletin boards? Yep, it's 4chan IRL.

That sounds like a terrible and girl forsaken place that I never want to visit. Ever.

 

[The Executive]

Actually, there is a substantial amount of girls. Unfortunately, they're all cosplayers who utter outdated memes in real life and generally make thenselves look bad. There are exceptions.

 

[Symphony X]

I hope so. I never actually could get into gamerchicks. I don't know why.

 

[The Executive]

My previous gf was a gamer, but she was also smoking hot and had a balanced life that did not involve 4chan or constant gaming. Rare ones, those are.

 

[Eor]

It's cool, I like women better when they're all stiff and dead

 

[Symphony X]

My previous gf was a gamer, but she was also smoking hot and had a balanced life that did not involve 4chan or constant gaming. Rare ones, those are.

Yeah. But I mean, if she plays games regularly at all, it turns me off. I cant explain it.

 

[Xsyven]

It's cool, I like women better when they're all stiff and dead

Rigor mortis ftw.

 

[Rusty Shacklefurd]

It's cool, I like women better when they're all stiff and dead

As long as you're not causing them to be stiff and dead, I don't see any real harm.

Actually, I do. I really, really do.

 

[Mini Mic]

It's cool, I like women better when they're all stiff and dead

You beat me to it Eor, I guess I'll go with amputation then.

 

[Matunas]

You beat me to it Eor, I guess I'll go with amputation then.

Nothing wrong with nub sex.