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sexy women on crutches

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Parker1006

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ok, to clear some things up, lol.
1. I don't think that women on crutches are sexy because they can't run away, lol (even tho that was a hilarious comeback).
2. Yes, I know I sound absolutely ridiculous.
3. I'm still confused about Rule 34 (and all of the other rules before that).
4. Thanks for actually posting on this thread, lol.
5. Continue?
 

Parker1006

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Maybe you just like to feel like an Alpha male and find that girls on crutches are the easiest to take over and do everything for. So psychologically you're drawn to them.
Hilarious, and extremely Feudian, but no. I realize what it is. Women tend to wear tight/small outfits (and wut guy isn't a sucker for skin). On crutches, those tight/small outfits show more skin because a woman is hanging from crutches so a lil more skin never hurt anybody, lol. I know, I still prolly sound like a mental case, but I finally figured it out.
 

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slave1

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come on sucker lick my battery
Are you calling me a noob?! I resent that, buddy. >=(

As far as the topic's concerned: It's both nature and nurture that draws men to injured women. The impulse to protect and sympathize and eventually mutilate-and-have-sex-with-their-nubs is all perfectly natural. I approve this topic.

Mmmm mmm mmm. Toasty.
I dont even know what to say.
 
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