Sexy Southern Utah

[AFuriousArmyofInchHighMuskrats]

Well, my entire face was numb for like 14 or 15 hours when I got mine extracted so no worries mate. And I would save those loratabs if i were you . You could sell em for 2 or 3 dollars a pop at the wonderfully exciting PVHS. Perhaps 5 or 6 to the lowly freshmen at PVMS.

So the real question is....Will Devin, the no longer wise, and apparently very good looking soon to be Preacher of God, be allowing private visits to his crib??? I await in suspense.

 

[Xsyven]

I had no pain with my wisdom teeth. I pray you have the same wonderful experience I had.

I don't know what you mean by 'no pain'.

I could go all day without poppin' a percoset, just as long as I didn't have to touch the mouth, or if I poked it too much with my tongue.

Were you completely painless? You could sleep on your face, and not feel any pain at all?

Devin, day 2 is the worst. You're a lucky man. SMG is a good game to waste time with. Enjoy your mashed potatoes and snack packs.

 

[AHotGreasedUpJigglyPuff 4 Luvin']

The worst eh? Then I guess the party tonight is gonna be something else. Mr. Tayleh, let us play today. You too heaf. 3 if its kewl with you all, I've got some reading to do.

 

[Xsyven]

Photo call, last performance, then strike.

I'm at the college from 3pm to 1am today.

 

[AFuriousArmyofInchHighMuskrats]

ANSWER YOUR PHONE!!!!!!!! I'm off work and ready for some lovin....jiggly lovin' of course. Get of Galaxies and give me a call

 

[AHotGreasedUpJigglyPuff 4 Luvin']

Oi! Heaf! Is Sweeney over yet? You missed some party. It was practically singing sewen delight. Case in point: Lets do a tournament this friday. I think that'd be swell. If everything goes according to plan, here's what we could end up with:

1. Me
2. You
3. Tayleh
4. Jake
5. Matt
6. Guy
7. Gus
8. Bryce
9. Ka-ka-ka-Katie perhaps?
10. Jeffrey-kins
11. Matt's random room mates (total of 2 or 3)
12. Other people.

Make sure you have a strong stomach before reading this but...

Spoiler

Apparently our good friend number 6 broke up with his suitor?

 

[Xsyven]

A tournament? Those don't work anymore, now that you've totally barred us from your house.

And yes, he did! His boyfriend was annoying as hell. Ever since you became the College Recluse, Guy's been the new you.

But a tad more fruity. (Just a tad.)




You know what sucks? Once you're out of here, my best friends will be Married with Child, Gay, and a Dwarf.

I need new friends.

 

[AFuriousArmyofInchHighMuskrats]

Heaf, who's the dwarf?

You better not be talking about me!
And yes I would be open to a tourney, just for good ole' times.

 

[AHotGreasedUpJigglyPuff 4 Luvin']

Here's an idea:

Spoiler

Lets start typing everything in this thread in spoiler brackets, just so when one of the northerners decides to take a peak in it'll blow their freaking mind away. And the weekend will be long Tayleh, much smash will be played (assuming I get my stats project/BOM test done)

 

[TheBuzzSaw]

If I were to create my name for the first time as a SSU smasher, I would've been Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

 

[sugarpoultry]

Xsyven. I'm gonna make Buzz his sig. And it's gonna look a ton like the one you made for him.

 

[AHotGreasedUpJigglyPuff 4 Luvin']

Spoiler

do you think buzz and sugar are on to us?

 

[Junpappy]

Spoiler Alert!!

I do believe Buzz at least is on to you.

End spoiler alert

 

[AHotGreasedUpJigglyPuff 4 Luvin']

Spoiler

oh...


AND HEATH! WHY THE CRAP ARE YOU BLUE????

I'll never give up.

 

[Junpappy]

Heath really does look better in Pink

 

[Xsyven]

Spoiler

CREA sucks at spoiler tags...

 

[Xsyven]

Who else was dissapointed about that college smashfest?

*raises hand*

Devin, you're gay.

 

[AHotGreasedUpJigglyPuff 4 Luvin']

Ok, next time I'll make sure that one of our mutual friends doesn't invite you to anymore smashfests

On a lighter note, I think I'm going to go to the hospital today. Cheers!

 

[Xsyven]

Devin told me last night, that he enjoys the concept of loving other men.

He's just "likes girls too much."

 

[TheBuzzSaw]

 

[sugarpoultry]

Buzz, I love you.

 

[AHotGreasedUpJigglyPuff 4 Luvin']

Buzz FTW

Also, Sugar's delicious new sig for the second win.

 

[TheBuzzSaw]

Buzz FTW

Devin, your name is gonna break my Nexus.

 

[AHotGreasedUpJigglyPuff 4 Luvin']

Then my work here is done. Although you Buzzes should tell me when you're going to be down so I can bake you a cake.

 

[Xsyven]

Buzzes, don't eat Devin's cooking.

 

[TheBuzzSaw]

Buzzes, don't eat Devin's cooking.

Noted. *crosses index fingers in Devin's direction*

 

[AHotGreasedUpJigglyPuff 4 Luvin']

Hot pockets are my specialty. How can you even hope to resist?

 

[sugarpoultry]

Buzz FTW

Also, Sugar's delicious new sig for the second win.

Thankies!

HOTPOCKETS? WHERE???? *searches*

 

[sugarpoultry]

This deserves double post!

I JUST KILLED BUZZ! 0 TO DEATH COMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TheBuzzSaw]

^Video is going to be uploaded to YouTube any moment now.

 

[sugarpoultry]

YES I am teh WINNER! http://youtube.com/watch?v=fNwMYAP3NmI

 

[AHotGreasedUpJigglyPuff 4 Luvin']

Ah Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HA

No johns buzz! Looking good sugar!

 

[Xsyven]

SUGOWNED!

 

[sugarpoultry]

Haha awesome.... :D Yeah, but mind you, that video was just pure luck. If you saw the rest of the videos we made tonight. O_O

But yeah, this is all for a combo video for me. I think it'd be fun to finally show my smash off. ^_^

 

[Xsyven]

Haha awesome.... :D Yeah, but mind you, that video was just pure luck. If you saw the rest of the videos we made tonight. O_O

That can sound dirty in so many different ways. :devil:

 

[AHotGreasedUpJigglyPuff 4 Luvin']

10 days left...

Ok, so I'm a tournament host man guy. Why is my name not blue yet

*N to the M style Heafykins, but I still want pink. Sweet sweet pink. Also, go to church.

 

[Xsyven]

Church starts in 30 minutes, huh? I should go take a shower...

 

[sugarpoultry]

Hahahaha you are dirty minded Xsyven... >.> hehe Yeah, smash videos are provocative.

 

[AFuriousArmyofInchHighMuskrats]

BLEH!!!

Wed morning my mom suddenly decided that WE ARE (under no negotiable circumstances) leaving for provo for the entire thanksgiving weeekend, so sadly while you guys were at Hott's seemingly epic smash fest, I was putting up christmas lights for my 80 year old grandma, and watching 20 straight hours of G4. "Tear". Oh well. Oh and gratz on your win Poultry, make sure to document that and keep it somewhere out of Buzz reach.

 

[Junpappy]

Yeah.....you know how Buzz likes to burn footage of him getting ***** >.>