San Antonio Brawl Thread: "K Prime's a ******" - Paw, 2014

[KoNfucius]

i forgot to thank who ever gave me a pillow and blanket while i was passed out on the floor @ nikes. can anyone tell me how i ended up there the last thing i remember was **** faced KoN! and **** faced Slush ****** sober Zero and Turbo in teams then i woke up down stairs on the floor.

 

[Sinister Slush]

We went downstairs and watched K Prime vomit more after winning those sets, we started talking about the MK ban with Prime I think and you kept drifting off while drooling on your shoulder.
After you got up from the chair you eventually walked until you just fell and passed out, I heard the thud since I went the other way and thought you hit your head or something.

 

[KoNfucius]

i really fell ??!!?!?!?!?!? dang. i wasnt hurt though, lucky me.

 

[Malice Chains]

I'm dying right now

 

[KoNfucius]

i was making 50/50 mix drinks. sky blue and sunny D plus the beer and shots of jager. i didnt feel that drunk, but i guess not lol.

 

[Sinister Slush]

Which we were drinking during that MK talk as well.

It really surprises me I remember so many of these details, despite the amount I drank that night...

 

[KoNfucius]

ima hand it to you slush. you can really drink.

 

[Sinister Slush]

If Nike didn't want to quit cause... I forget what his reason was. I most likely would've kept going.

 

[Zano]

Did paw get drunk?

 

[KoNfucius]

me and paw convinced nike to quit because we didnt want him to die.

 

[Sinister Slush]

Was that really it?
I pounded my head trying to remember and I thought some of it being cause he also wanted to check on Espy since he wanted to send him to the hospital.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Suspect, her friends are huge nerds too.
They probably will flirt with you.

 

[Malice Chains]

Someone send me a pic message when you get there proving that there are actually white chicks there.

Ill bring the pokemon drinking game w/ alcohol if so.

lots of alcohol

 

[derkapalooza]

Girls being huge nerds isn't always a good thing tho lol...

Put paw in a wig and send the pic to suspect

 

[Malice Chains]

nevermind, gonna stay home and finish Xenoblade now. Thanks alot Jerkapalooza

 

[derkapalooza]

Give them the ultimate test. If one of them can watch power rangers with you, she's a keeper.

 

[Bɪɢ Bоѕѕ]

Hot blonde nerds are usually the most stuck up ones.

#js

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Serious question: does anyone have a non-HDTV that I can borrow/buy (for cheap)? I won't be able to use my old one anymore.

 

[Santi]

Anybody play projectM? It looks kinda legit and I wanna see what the hype is about.

 

[KoNfucius]

Give them the ultimate test. If one of them can watch power rangers with you, she's a keeper.

Sabrina and her friends were all born after 1990 they prolly wont even know what power rangers are. However thats another reason to go sus since your on that pedo status.

 

[Nike.]

I was born in 91

 

[Espy Rose]

You hear that Suspect? Nike's available.

 

[derkapalooza]

You hear that Suspect? Nike's available.

Is it "all right, bc it's all white?"

 

[KoNfucius]

Nikes only half white. So suspect is only gonna be half interested.

 

[Nike.]

 

[Sinister Slush]

 

[Nike.]

Rebecca Black got up1'd - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57Sb14dyaUc&feature=player_embedded

 

[Espy Rose]

Hot Problems is worse.
But that was pretty damn awful too.

 

[Sinister Slush]

I survived 37 seconds.

I can't into anymore.

 

[Mike2]

Rebecca Black got up1'd - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57Sb14dyaUc&feature=player_embedded

i q uit

 

[Sky Pirate]

Hot Problems is worse.

I honestly thought he was posting that when he said that it 1up'd Rebecca. SO freaking bad...

What is Nike's other half, anyway?

 

[Paw]

g ay

 

[Espy Rose]

Rich.

 

[Paw]

rich in gay.

 

[KoNfucius]

nike isnt rich hes upper middle class. Unlike a certain sa player who happens to live next to

 

[Sinister Slush]

 

[Espy Rose]

 

[derkapalooza]

And which player lives next to him lol?

 

[Paw]

 

[Mike2]

 

[Good Ol' Tree]

Rebecca Black got up1'd - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57Sb14dyaUc&feature=player_embedded

A smart man uses a condom.

A wise man doesn't **** himself and his friends in the *** with stupid ****

<3