I just meant even if I did drive down south, I'd get to your house and you'd be like "har har not going".
But if you wanna drive here, be my guest.
But you won't come anyway.
I'd do something super embarrassing if you did.
And after I do that, I'll beat you in a Fox ditto and send you home, crying your eyes out, flooding the streets with your tales of woe.
Yep.
Edit: I also said people could stay overnight to deal with their "It's too far, bawwwwwwww" johns, but nobody trusts me.
...And you're all still in School, nubes lorl.