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Ruler of The Land

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gumby701

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*Uses fox repellent*
*Fox4695 gets repelled by the scent*
*Fox4695 runs to China*

*I sit on throne*
I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!
 

Fox4695

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Under your bed
Fox4695 walks back to the throne room with a gas mask on bringing a giant heater. Fox4695 activates it and melts the plasit body of Gumby.


I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND
 

Deus

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Mar 30, 2005
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283
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Portland, OR
Blasts Fox4695 in the face with a double barrel shotgun. (was that clever or what?)

*sits on the throne*

I AM RULER OF THE LAND!
 

Yuna

BRoomer
BRoomer
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10,358
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Stockholm, Sweden
*Lures Deus into a volcano pit by letting him chase after a cluster of bananas tied to a fishing pole tied to a runaway truck*

*Smiles as the smell of barbecued ape fills the throne room*

I am the Queen of the Land!
 

gumby701

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Washington
*Uses T Virus to turn FallenAngelII into a zombie slave*
I'm vaccinated
*Sets up multi-demential-blocking-forcefield around castle*

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND
 

KoopaTroopa

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Sep 22, 2001
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303
Location
Amarillo, TX
BOW TO ME!

*Dumps tree frogs all over the street where Gumby is about to walk. Then, gets some of the creepy muppets and makes them ride the tree frogs and stampede Gumby to death!*

I AM RULER OF THE LAND...(Giggle)!
 

Fox4695

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Under your bed
Fox4695 walks up to koopatroopa

koopatroopa: how do u think you are going to stop me
Fox4695: like this

Fox4695 jumps on koopatroopa's head and he withdraws into his shell. then fox4695 kicks him out of the throne room and sits on the throne.

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND
 

gumby701

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Me: Zombie slave, bite him!
*FallenAngelII the zombie slave to turn Fox4695 into a zombie slave*
I am the ruler of the land!!!!!!!!!
 

KoopaTroopa

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Sep 22, 2001
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303
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Amarillo, TX
Hmph!

Although Gumby is THE ruler...I still hate Fox for putting words in my mouth and calling me a "he."

*Takes Fox's head and slams it agaisnt Gumby*

And ..Oh..what a surprise. The heads exploded but they were empty!

Who is the Ruler of the Land?

Everyone chants: Koopa!

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!
 

SakuraPichu

Smash Ace
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Sep 26, 2003
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581
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VA
whatever

i stroll in being me.
i stroll up to KoopaTroopa and ask if the throne is for sale

KoopaTroopa: no of course.
Sakura: so is it no or of course?
KoopaTroopa: no
Sakura: okay. lets get started!

*bulldosers come in and demolish the whole castle*

KoopaTroopa: ???
Sakura: i was gonna give you money but you didn't want it. time for the new development castle!
KoopaTroopa: NOOOOOO!
Sakura: whatever.

new castle gets built and new throne is placed.
i sit on the throne.

i am ruler of the land!
 

Lt. Killjoy

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864
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Dekalb
I make a deal with JoJo the super chimp, and he come in and eats LinksDestiny. I sit on the throne. I am the ruler of the land!
 

Meleeruler

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Logan, Utah
Well, I make a deal with JoJo the super chimp, and he come in and eats Lt. Killjoy. I sit on the throne.

I am teh ruler of teh land suXXorz!1
 

RoyPikachuMario

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Mar 2, 2005
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*gives Exovel a poison mushroom and orders the Goomba in his avatar to run into him* I see London, I see France, I see...a dead Exovel.

I am the Ruler of the Land!
 

thedocsalive

Smash Ace
Joined
Dec 27, 2004
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824
Location
Long Island, NY
any south park viewers in the house?

::thedocsalive and Kyle and Ike from South Park walk up to RoyPikachuMario sitting on the throne::

TDA: Okay, go for it.
Kyle: Ready Ike, kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the baby!
Kyle: KICK THE BABY!
::RPM gets nailed in face by Ike and starts bleeding uncontrollably and falls out of throne. TDA walks up and sits in throne.::

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!
 

Venom Dream

Smash Champion
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May 4, 2002
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2,317
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Bananada
You know, I have a very clever plan. If you don't want to be hurt and humiliated, you should just give up now.

*meleeruler leaves*

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!!!
 

ArcticFalcon

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Jun 16, 2005
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117
Location
Green Brook, NJ
*sees Stopsign's auction for the throne on Ebay* ...Buys It Now...

*buys copyright to the phrase "ruler of the land"*

I'm the ruler of the land. My lawyer will sue your ***.
 

flamingfalcon

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77
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Somewhere else
I return from a 3 month absence and toss Punisher 2002 into the Castle's secret remote-activated rabid alligator pit.

I sit down on the throne. I am the ruler of the land :grin:
 

Flarefox

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Lafayette, LA
but the throne was a decoy...set by flarefox. *sits in the real throne* Bwahahuahua moohoohwuahaaa!!! I am ruler of the land...........UNTIL...
 

Flarefox

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Lafayette, LA
good thing i've got a spare head...>.> <_< >_> ????

I freak the punisher out so badly because of my odd act that he commits suicide with his own super-gun. Buhuhwahahahaaa! I=ruler of teh land.
 
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