Ruler of The Land

[Cubed64]

****, ML287 killed me when i was a baby, hmm

Since i am all powerful, killing me destroyed my physical body however it did not destroy my spiritual body.

i possess the body of a worthless bum and knock on the door of the castle. When a servant opens the door i jump out of the bums body and posess the servant. I then order the bum to be killed.

i approach ML287 and jump out of the sevants body and into ML287's body. i then concentrate really hard and make ML287 explode (ah la Abes Oddessy).

I then re employ the sentry drones, re-create the magical barrier and the gods are glad im back in action. i also use my magical powers to stop all time travel ever.

 

[Heat X]

i use the powers of span and ads to consume your castle and while your servents, gods, ect.. get attracted to the ads, me and you fight to the death but because i am obviously stronger, i kill you in one attack and i am ruler of the land!! also, the ads and spam attracts you if you go at least 10 miles from the castle. also, you can't be so spiritual, strong, will minded, ect.. to resist the ads and spam

 

[SuperMajinLink 287]

My pieces regenerate and form back after the human bomb explosion, I can not be killed so easily...

I don't know how you got up and started to move, but I summon the powers of Pop Up Blocker and Anti-Spyware to destroy your ads and spam. I then proceed to stab you in the other eye, forcing you to go blind, then lead you into a pit of firey hell, for whoever falls in it, their bodies and spirits are destroyed completely, making that person cease to exist, forever!

"Bye Bye Heat X!"

I push Heat X into the pits below Hell, sending him into his oblivion, then seal off the pit, so even if he survives, he can not come back. It is cast with the same divine shield that Cubed64 used to protect the castle with. "hey look, my dagger of time" While Cubed 64 is preoccupied with ads away from the castle, I proceed to destroy his magic that stops time, while it's still in a weakened state when Cubed64 isn't here, and destroy the ability for it to be recast, ever. I am Ruler of the LAND!

 

[Punisher 2002]

Then I come with some of my friends and we battle you to the death. You manige to kill everyone, but myself, and start to walk away. I get so pissed at you the I use all my enegry and kill you with Samus's chagered shot. Killing you when it touches your body.

Then I'm the ruler of the land!!

 

[3.14159]

Then I turn on all the faucets and you run off to the bathroom to "relieve" yourself, but I teleported some random guy in there and you're stuck outside pounding on the door until your bladder bursts. Then I cement myself to the throne and post TV sets stuck on educational channels everywhere so no one dares to approach me or they will suffer!!
Now I am the land of the ruler! Or something like that.

 

[ChRed2AKrisp]

I cut the power to the castle, sned in a swat team to eliminate opposition, and bulldoze the throne with you in it, and put in a new thrown. I place the SWAT team on sentry duty, restore the power surround myself with toddlers wearing glasses. You can't hurt little kids or people wearing glasses. BTW I wear glasses.

I am Ruler of the Land!

 

[3.14159]

Using my newly bulldozed 2 dimensional form, I slip between the guards and into the cells in your body and reprogram your DNA so your vision is perfect. You discard the glasses and are immediately gunned down by walking pastries. The toddlers bow to my supreme rule and obey me, and I summon a mighty fruitcake from the depths of the underworld to guard my castle.
I am ruler of the land again!

 

[Punisher 2002]

I find some hobo who is really hungry, I mean really hungry, too eat the cake. He does it and then leaves happily. I sneak into the castle and find you. I grab a toy from my bag and sent it out, making the toddlers living you alone. Then I use flash bombs and blind you for a bit, during that time I knock you senseless and toss you out of the castle. I put in robots to protect me and also get many flamethrowers.

I'm the ruler of the land!

 

[3.14159]

Before Lv48 ninja 3.14159 fell to his death: Lv 52 white mage Leopold casts Life!
3.14159 survives with 215 Hps.
Lv 76 black mage Arnold XVIII casts Thundaga! Deals critical damage! 522 damage to Lv 2 robot sentry! Robot sentry is dead!
Flamethrower attacks! Miss!
3.14159 counterattacks for 173 damage! Flamethrower is destroyed!
white mage Leopold casts Dia on Punisher 2002! 314 damage! Punisher 2002 attacks for 2 points damage! 3.14159 counterattacks for 128 damage! Punisher 2002 is dead! Punisher 2002's reign is over!
Lv 48 ninja 3.14159 is ruler of the land!

 

[Punisher 2002]

But then Link comes and revives me with one of those faires, then he leaves. Knowing the castle much better than 3.14159, I was able to sneak around. Disabling all the traps. Finding his black mage, we battle. It was a hard battle, but I end of winning it. Drinking some red potion (life potion) I regained the lost health. I find his white mage and shove him into a closet, useing a broom handle through the door handles to keep him there. Making to the throne room, I find a KF7 and pick it up. I enter the throne room, and we battle. He's very strong, but I was able to defet him, just barely though. Then I grab his body, put it in a rocket and send it to the other side of the galixy. Drinking the red potion agian, and enabling all the traps; I also build better robots with AI. More traps were added, and the throne has a shield around it and myself.

Now, I'm the ruler of the land.

 

[3.14159]

As I was about to be blasted into deep space, I teleported back to my 11th dimensional homeworld. My followers teleported your castle to the middle of a sea of green gelatin. The robots and traps froze up and Link, after a little "convincing", decided to help me and sent in a Like-Like to eat your shield. The gelatin covered you and you suffocated, then I teleported the castle back and sat down on the throne. I let my white mage (Leopold) out of the closet and gave him a +128 intelligence Staff of Killing Punisher 2002. He revived my Black Mage and summoned exploding potatoes from the 7th dimension that reform when they blow up. The Black mage used Evildarkmagic3 and destroyed every hobo and/or hungry person on the planet.
Now I am ruler of the land!

 

[Punisher 2002]

The Gods gave me another chance of life. And revieved me, in your town square. Getting up, I found Link. Who almost killed me again, but I was able to dodge him and knock him out. Getting my weapons, health potions and fairies, I storm into your castle. Challenging all three of you. It was a long and difficult battle. Your friends and yourself were really good and strong. So was I though. Useing all of my abilities, I was able to kill you white mage, knock out your black mage. Smirking, I grabbed your own wepon and use it against you. Killing you. I finally place your body in the deepest pit of the Land, placing spells on it to keep it closed. I sat on my throne, and healed myself.

Now I'm the ruler of the land.

 

[3.14159]

Well, you believed you had killed me. At the exact moment I would have died, I used the last of my strength to teleport the body of a hobo in my place and teleport myself to Onett, where Ness used PSI Lifeup Beta to prevent my demise. After reading your last post and realizing you had nothing to defend yourself with except my exploding spuds, I found one of your old, discarded flamethrowers. I walk into your casle and fry the potatoes a golden brown, disguise myself as a chef, then serve you the potatoes. You explode in a shower of gore. I revive my mages with phoenix downs, then seal your remains in a chamber of solid rock guarded by my mages (who can teleport away at any time). They serve me only and no one can make them do otherwise. I suuround my castle with fields of allergenic plants and a moat of rice pudding inside that. Further in, there is a field of tacks seven miles deep and patrolled by an army of bulletproof monkeys. Content, I place my final secret trap and sit down to become ruler of the land.

 

[3.14159]

stupid slow loading make me post twice! Stupid slow loading not nice!

 

[Punisher 2002]

You had called your mages forgetting that I was in the rock, I escaped. Using a smiple teleportantion spell, after getting my body together. Annoyed, I went in the town. Getting my many weapons back, health stuff, and new clothing. I walked through the plants, smiling that I don't have any allergies. I notice the moat, and I, taking a running start, jumped over it. Grabbing a window ledge. I hoped my new tack- proof boots will work, and they did. Walking over the tacks, I passed by the kitchen. I walked into the kitchen and grabbed some bananas, to eat later. That's when your monkeys attacked me, using my flacon 2 I tried to distroy them. I failed, only to remember that all monkeys loved bananas. I plaved a 'nade in the bananas the threw it to them. They got close to them and....the bananas explode. Distroying your monkeys. Of course, this made sure you knew that I was here. Deploying your final trap, I noticed all the little red dots on me. I quickly started to run again, knowing that I'll die if I stay put. Missles fired at me and two did hit me during the run. I saw a panel in the wall, using my bazooka it got distroyed. The missles stopped, and I drank another health potion. I got my bazooka ready, and walked into the throne room, seeing you three again. The battle was not really that hard, because I knew your moves and how to counter them. Killing both of your mages again, I used a confindment spell on you. Taking of my helmet, to show you who I am. You see that I'm a female, not a male that you normally thought. Then I teleport you into my orginal prison, sealing it with better spells. Then I redid most of your traps, keeping them and also using an energy shield arround me. Sitting on the throne, drinking my root beer I say...

"Now I'm the ruler of the land."

 

[3.14159]

But my White Mage used Auto-Life on himself and my Black Mage before that. They revive in front of you. You try to stop them but are trapped in your energy shield. The monkeys attack, then my white Mage uses Summon: Banana to divert their attention. My Black Mage uses AntiEnergy3 to destroy your energy shield, then he uses my real secret trap to rip the soul from your body and teleport it to a parallel dimension of exploding poultry and stinky socks, where it is torn apart by a sock puppet and a hen.
Your body crumples in a heap and is fed to the monkeys. With you gone, your spells fade and I teleport back to my castle. Since you somehow jumped my 500 foot wide pudding moat, I decide to transform it into a large gelatinous shield that surrounds my castle. I put a spell on it to protect it from being eaten, then my Black Mage uses his magic to prevent the healing of any non-11th dimensional person inside the castle.
I am ruler of the land, and I have the rest of your root beer!

 

[Punisher 2002]

But, you didn't know that the person wasn't really me! I had made a clone, just for the occassion. Knowing you would come back, I decide to use some explosives and blow the whole castle up. But first, I had to deal with the jello problem. Trying everything, including the hungry hobo thing, it just wouldn't move. Exept for Peach's voice! So I got her to sing, and the jello left. Placing the bombs evrywhere, but your throne room, and fighting those monkeys. Running out of the castle, I blew it up! Smiling at my work of art, you come out angry. Oh, and because the castle was distoryed, the Black Mage's spell doesn't work! You attack blindly at me, and I was able to defet you easily. Trapping you in the 11th dimension, and making sure you can't come back. This goes the same for your white and black mages. Building a better castle, with energy sheilds arround it, robot guards that can't be taken over and rust, and me. I smile softly and say.....

"Now I'm the ruler of the land."

 

[Meleeruler]

I leave FG for a couple of weeks and look what happens, you people go and make life harder, sheesh.

...But when you smile, you pull a muscle and you imediately leave your castle unguarded to go to the hospital and I take the throne.

I am the ruler of the land!

 

[3.14159]

I use a wormhole to escape the 11th dimension. My white Mage enters the castle and goes to the throne. All of Meleeruler's traps and junk attack, but my White Mage just stands there and uses Cure over and over. Meleeruler gets so pissed off, a blood vessel in his brain bursts and kills him. I walk in and toast him with a flamethrower, send his ashes to the bottom of the ocean in an unbreakable plexiglass case, then summon 11th dimensional soldiers to slaughter anyone who tries to post in this thread.
I am the ruler of the land. Foos.

 

[Punisher 2002]

When I got back from the hospital, I notice all the guards. They all took notice that I'm here, and start firing. Dodging all the bulits I mange to get to your throne room. Seeing you there, I know I had to finish you off quickly so the guards would disappear. Taking aimed shots, You are killed, and guards disappear. I send your body back to the 11th demension.

Now I'm the ruler of the land.

 

[3.14159]

My White Mage revives me again. Getting really pissed at being killed so much on this thread, I enter the castle and stab through the head with a sword. As you die, I riddle your body with bullets and feed it to the alligators in my newly installed moat. I hunt down all of your clones and destroy all clone research/ creation facilities, and nuke the entire planet (except for the castle). Then I sit down to become ruler of the land for about five hours until someone else kills me off on this thread with the next post. ...I hate you all...

 

[3.14159]

MY COMPUTER IS AN UNHOLY PIECE OF SUCK LOAF!
STUPID DOUBLE POSTING!

 

[link masher]

I run inside and kill your white mage and you tried to shoot me, but missed. You try to reload but... too late! I stabed you in the neck and killed you for like the hundreth time.
Im the ruler of the land now!

 

[3.14159]

But then my Black Mage casts Firaga and you die. He uses a Phoenix Down on my White Mage and then on me. I use your knife to puncture your body in thousands of places and toss it into a river of chicken noodle soup. I send my mages to the 11th dimension for their safety and place rabid chunks of bologna around my castle. I rule the land fool! (n I gots the rhymes).

 

[Heat X]

I summon a black dragon and i hire Samus (a bounty hunter) to kill you. you try to kill her but we all know nothing can kill her except a noob playing her game but i'm a expert so she kills you. i drink all the chicken noodle soup you made and give link smasher a proper burial (with flowers that cost $12) then i banish you to the 4th dimension (where there's no time) and my black dragon goes in the 11th dimension and your mages magic doesn't affect it, so my dragon kills your mages. i destroy the 11th dimension ridding you of ALLL your powers and i replace it with the Heat Dimension. My castle is protected by a force feild unpenetratable with Black Dragon, Samus and Dark Samus defending my castle. my force feild is powered by a electric generator witch is in my castle and the generator runs on a electric box i bought at canadian tire. I am the ruler of the land! Then, me, samus, and dark samus and black dragon eating the balony. Ruling the land is satisfying, evil, and tasty!! then i finish eating so i don't do anything stupid while i'm eating. i also have a electric modual interceptor that destroys all electric, radio, gamma, and x-rays entering my castle at a 100 mile radius.

 

[3.14159]

by destroying my dimension, the space-time continuom falls to pieces, causing time to be altered so your dragon never existed and you sucked with Samus. Thus you never destroyed me or my mages and I killed you as you attacked. I am still ruler of the land.

 

[Heat X]

when i got sucked with samus, we combined and we killed you and i am ruler of the land

 

[TheRedneck]

I killed you by blasting you with a souped up nail gun with 50000 PSI [Tim Allen grunt] in the nards, I am ruler of the land.

 

[3.14159]

My White Mage revives me (again). I throw a porno mag outside and you run out to read it, then a nuclear monkey drops on your head and you die. I am ruler of the land.

 

[link masher]

Luckuly I had a 1-up mushroom with me and dug myself out before I suffacated. I went too hyrule and caught a few faries for next time I died. After that I did got a grenade luncher and killed you and your white mage and brought your body to the 11th dimension and installed a foce filed. Im the ruler of the land now.

 

[TheRedneck]

Luckily I shielded my self with the porno mag and sent an army of Zerglings Hydralisks Lurkers and Multilisks and blew up you and all of your servants. Then I read the porn mag you gave me

 

[3.14159]

heh. you sent me back to the source of my powers. I revive and so does my White Mage, who is also from the eleventh dimension. My Black Mage blasts your force field to pieces. Then I shoot TheRedneck in his genital area, which is a large target due to porn induced horniness. He falls on the ground screaming, then I kill him. Then I find Link masher's exploded bits and burn them, then shove the ashes in a nuke, then nuke TheRedneck's remains with it (far away from me of course), then split their molecules into atoms and scatter them among the many dimensions. Because I hate you both. I am ruler of the land.

 

[TheRedneck]

Luckily I enterd my hillbilly warp rift and sent my new Verenial Disease dart bot and some "Popcorn" and "Mega Fart" flood aliens [thats my nick name for them]. After being given VD my flood aliens turned you into one of the flood [play halo a lot aright], after I cut your arms off with a light saber I kicked you around for a wile and laughed.



Now I am ruler of the land with a subcription to penthouse thanks 3.14159!

 

[3.14159]

your subscription gets cancelled and you turn into a puddle of sobbing tears. My White Mage reattaches my arms, then I kill you by repeated whacking with a jellyfish (on a pole, so I don't touch it). As your soul attempts to escape, I slice it into four pieces. I keep one, sell one to the devil, sell one to your mother, and feed one to a stray cat (and you have no control over your actions without a soul).

 

[TheRedneck]

But I could control everything that owned the souls and used it to reform as an Imortal spirit and since I gave you VD earlier when you peed your ***** lit on fire and the castle burned down falling on top of you. I created a new castle where no one could find it then I warped the planet to another universe. I am now ruler of the land again with a few extra subscriptions and an incredibly low sperm count.

 

[3.14159]

My White Mage revives me and cures my disease. Then I seal your universe off from all other universes and dimensions so you can never get back. So the game doesn't die, I am reinstated as the ruler of the land.

 

[Heat X]

then i kill you and i am ruler of the land free for anyone to kill me and take over

 

[TheRedneck]

Okay after I warp out of my personal castle I kick you in the crotch and throw you out a window and get highly intoxicated [cop friend]. Now I am ruler of the land.

 

[3.14159]

you have one drink too many and pass out into a coma. I am revived again and am ruler of the land. With beans. And meatloaf. And other foodstuffs.

 

[TheRedneck]

Luckily I enter small beer caused comas all the time so I am almost immune to them. and after you ate the beans you had no windows in your room and were killed by poison gas and since I was immune to farts living in a familyt with regular farting contests I took controll and had those farts made into a weapon in my castle which will kill with one breath! I am ruler of the land with badly stained shorts.

FART!! That's priceless! Seriously, you can't come up with anything better? -Bahamut