Ruler of The Land

[3.14159]

As you went to the laundromat to remove said short stains, my Black Mage ambushes you and casts Firaga, burning you to a crispy little pile of ashes. My White Mage revives me again. I am ruler of the land.

 

[Foxy and her box]

foxy: *walks into the castle* ooo pretty

3.14159: what do you want?

foxy: i brought cookies for the "king/queen"

3.14159: ooo cookies *eats them then falls asleep from the drugged cookies*

foxy: *pushes 3.14159 off the thrown and feed him/her to some random hobos then sits on the thrown* looks like i rule now ^-^

 

[TheRedneck]

But I bribed the hobos with a couple of the extra porno's and they threw you out the window. I am ruler of the land!

 

[Foxy and her box]

but my rabid squirrel army saves me and you get captured by the chipmunks so i sit on the thrown and rule again! ^-^

 

[3.14159]

but my White Mage rvives you and I use Beatdown for 3519 points critical damage, killing you. I am ruler of the land.

 

[Foxy and her box]

i come back and use you as a pin cushion and as a ghost then i get some odd weirdo who talks to ghost to revive and sit on the thrown making me ruler once again ha!

 

[TheRedneck]

I used the overmind [which I brought back to life after it was killed in brood war] to control the zerg which destroyed your castle and my drones built me a hive. I am ruler of the land.

 

[3.14159]

Since I have many pins stuck in my body, I walk up to you and poke you to death. Your drones all die when they attack me, then I get the pins removed by my good friend Doctor Mario. I am ruler of the land.

 

[TheRedneck]

I bombed you with guardiand and ultralisks backed up with my VD droids and you were quickly killed and feed to my pet dog Homer who craped you out into an incenerator. I am ruler of the land.

 

[Heat X]

i used a dog controler to make your dog eat you and to obey me. i am ruler of the land

 

[Foxy and her box]

the rabid squirrels bring me back to life somehow and i tranquilize you and the dog then push you off and pin ya to the wall with daggers and put the dog in a cage then sit on the thrown making me rule again ^-^

 

[/\/1/\/J4]

I yell out ICE CREAM TRUCK and Link in park runs after down the road.

I am the new ruler of the land hahahahaha.

 

[Heat X]

i make homer dog anoy/\//\/\J4 and his head explodes cause of the madness

i am ruler of the land

 

[3.14159]

My all powerful White Mage revives me. I destroy the dog controlling device and the dog devours Heat X. I am ruler of the land.

 

[/\/1/\/J4]

MY all powerful black mage fries your white mage and then freezes you with a blizzaga. muahahaha you are frozen forever. I am the new ruler of the land once again.

 

[3.14159]

Idiot. My even more powerful 11th dimensional Black Mage casts Firaga, which unfreezes me and kills you. I revive my White mage with a phoenix down. Then I kill your black mage and revive him using the dark arts of necromancy, converting him into my eternal slave.

 

[nin10do]

I eat your mages up and also eat you too (I'm a cannibal). Then I throw a fiery black hole down to the post below...

...and the next poster is cursed and may only use the letter 's' on their keyboard!!!!!!!

HAHAHA! I AM THE NEW RULER OF THE LAND!!!

 

[Bahamut]

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

That hissing sound would be the plague of snakes that I send upon you. While you are being squeezed to death by 7 different Boa Constrictors, the many Vipers, Asps, and Cobras fill your veins with toxic venom. As your eyeballs are squeezed out of your head and flop onto the floor, I scoop one up and devour it raw.

Now EYE am the ruler of the land!

 

[Heat X]

when the homerdog did something to make stuff come out of his behind, i was in the stuff and miracuasly survived!! i killed the dog since it lost it's dog controller, and i get a even more powerful dark mage than the 11th dimension black mage! it's (dun dun dannn!!!) HARRY POTTER. he attaches bombs to himself and blows up the castle along with the snakes and bahumut. i am the ruler of the land!! and after i get a castle made out of snake skin. all that snake skin would be a waste. and they would stink up the castle

 

[/\/1/\/J4]

i arm a nuclear warhead and shoot it at you damdamdammmmm no trace of you is left. i am the ruler of teh rul3r 0f t3l-l l4/\/D

 

[3.14159]

but inside nin10do's stomach was a portal to the 83rd dimension where I escaped to. I come back and hit you with the blunt side of an axe, pounding you into a puddle of goo.

 

[TheRedneck]

I droped a keg of Sprite on you and you were eaten by ants. I am ruler of the land!

 

[TheRedneck]

**** computer DIE DIE DIE DIE! :rocket: :laser: :bigrocket :sniper: :enforcer: hainsaw: :uzi: :smiliegor Hehehehe I love smilie vilolence [dont ask why Samus is in there]

 

[/\/1/\/J4]

dont double post either way i use rat trapps and all your rats die. then i send an army of kat-girls to take you away. I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND

 

[Heat X]

but you killed his rats not ants. Redneck's army of ants kills you kat-girls while he begs his ants to stop, but too late. he runs home and i am ruler of the land!!!

 

[/\/1/\/J4]

i am revived by buddah to serve as your ruler. you are awed by my greatness and back down gracefully. i am the new ruler of the land

 

[Zook]

*Throws an acid-filled pie at /\/1/\/J4, he disinigrates*

*jumps on thrown* I am ruler of the land!

 

[falcoX]

i yell, Free pancakes! U run of the throne
I am ruler of the land!

 

[Zook]

I through Crazy Frog at you, he starts singing his ringtone, and it is so annoying, you commit suicide by soaking in gasoline and lighting yourself on fire. Crazy Frog then imolplodes and sucks up your ashes. I jump on the thrown.

I am ruler of the land!

 

[TheRedneck]

It is revealed I am Buddas brother Bubba Budda and I betray him and absorb his life essence since I am part Buddist [sevral religions in here] I am ruler of the land.

 

[3.14159]

You achieve spiritual perfection and depart from the Earth, no longer needing to be reborn. I summon the ants who kept me safe from death through their interdimensional wormhole to become my guards. I am ruler of the land.

 

[3.14159]

You achieve spiritual perfection and depart from the Earth, no longer needing to be reborn. I summon the ants who kept me safe from death through their interdimensional wormhole to become my guards. I am ruler of the land.

 

[3.14159]

You achieve spiritual perfection and depart from the Earth, no longer needing to be reborn. I summon the ants who kept me safe from death through their interdimensional wormhole to become my guards. I am ruler of the land.

 

[nin10do]

And inside the interdimensional wormhole is Michael Jackson.

*giggle*

I am the new ruler of the land.

 

[Heat X]

it was actually me in a mj costume (i looked almost life-like) and i pull a lever and you fall in a hole. i am ruler of the land

 

[3.14159]

Since nothing actually happened to me, I staple you to the wall and shoot an arrow into your head. I am ruler of the land.

 

[nin10do]

Actually, you killed the REAL Michael Jackson, who was secretly disguised as Heat X, who was secretly disguised as Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson got angry because your arrow pierced through his plastic nose. So he called out his 10 billion clones of himself. The MJ clones approach you in a V formation. Then they did something very, very horrifying to the lord of Pi.

I am ruler of the universe.

 

[falcoX]

suddenly, 40 thousand angry gorrilas coime out of nowhere, screaming for bananas. U dont have any bananas so they savagely beat u. I run on the throne and my gorrilas become my bodygaurds.

I am the ruler of the land!

 

[3.14159]

The MJ clones realized I was older than 12, so they left me alone and killed the gorillas in a vicious war. I kill FalcoX and am ruler of the land.

 

[falcoX]

i came back as a ghost and said "Free pie." U ran to the pie, abandoning yur throne. I am the ruler of the land!