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Ruler of The Land

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Heat X

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Well, I'm still the ruler of the candy wrapper and i tell the candy people in the candy wrapper to push you off the throne in a pool of lava and I (Heat X) is the ruler of the throne and and the land and the ruler of the candy wrapper. HAHAHA!!
 
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RoyPikachuMario

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I get Fox to take you to the Starfox and use Shine several hundred times when you're on the edge, then you fall off and suffer a horrible death when you land.

I'm the ruler of the land!
 
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Heat X

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Punisher 2002 didn't send my remains to Africa; he or she just made me remain there so I Give Icecap a wegie, and there's brown stuff on there so he goes home and I am the RULER OF THE LAND!!
 
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you all thought that i was dead....but I was secretively plotting my retaking of the throne. Then I had it...MUHUHUAHAHAAA..*throws a cookie into a cage* *heat X follows after it and I lock him in, then melt the key* I sit on the golden throne. *sips lemonade* "Ahh, I am the ruler of the land."
 
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*shinespikes teh punishorz momm of a cliff*... Punisher jumps after her. I relax on the empty throne. I am teh ruler of the landddddd.......UNTIL
 
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Heat X

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I use my shine to rip open the cage then blast Punisher. Punisher and the throne both melt, so I buy a throne (in da dollar store) and I am the ruler of the land!!
 
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Heat X

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My peach doll ( i luv so much) battles your big barney doll and i sneak on the throne. I am ruler of the land!
 
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SakuraPichu

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After a long break and a good time with the aliens, they drop me back to the throne with some mind powers and i influence Heat X to give me the throne.

then i influence the various guards to destroy everyone on site that threatens my authority. :cool:

I am ruler of the land!
 
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Heat X

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i destroy your guards by means of the element of suprise and there on my side! they blast you and i am the ruler of the land
 
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I change your name to meleeruler so the people in charge of putting people on the throne put me on the throne.

I am the ruler of the land!
 
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Axem Smash

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RoyPikachuMario said:
I summon Pikachu and he zaps you with Thunder, thus hospitalizing you.

I'm ruler of the land!
Click to expand...
I've already been struck by thunder...

I get another magician to make your magician vanish forever.
 
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Stopsign

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You get drunk over a party about Ruling the land and go off and get married with a girl then go on a honeymoon (sp?).

Now I'm the Ruler of the Land

I then put a titanium dome all the way around the castle to protect me from any intruders or potential assasins.
 
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Cubed64

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Because Punisher_2002 is a girl she is instantly flawed at being ruler of the land.

using my expert public speaking skills and industrial relations contacts, i whip up the proletariat into a frenzy, causing rioting and general discontent with Punishers leadership.

the people of the land decide that a female can never rule the land properly, they revolt and throw her out of the throne.

i then declare a coup' and take the throne, thus i am ruler of the land.

i then kill everyone else in the castle, place sentry drones (who are indesructable and cant be shut down with emp or anything else like that, they have hydrogen powercells so they will never run out of power and they are 100% trained to kill any human or foriegn enitiy in sight) at every entrance to the castle and outside my doors.

i then wire the entire castle with TNT and the detonator is rigged up to a heartbeat moniter so if i die the castle immediatly self destructs, killing whoever took the throne. this tnt cannot be disabled without exploding.

i lock all the doors to my throne room and i will never leave it no matter what is presented too me. i will not be tricked to be removed.

(good luck to whoever is next)
 
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Screw it.

I particapate in a monthly contest to become a god for a day. I win. I wipe out you and you whole thing.

I am the ruler of the land.
 
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Heat X

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nice job by melee ruler!! anywho, i hire suicide bombers (with bin laden as suicidal general) and they destroy you then i am ruler of the land!! i also have my suicide bombers who kills anything that moves in sight and i have a unlimited number of them cause i have 1000 suicidal people factories in every planet in our nebula.
 
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Cubed64

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Because your suicide bombers attack anything that moves in sight, i throw a stone infront of one bomber. that bomber attacks the stone and blows up, the other bombers see that movement and blow themselves up. this continues until every suicide bomber is blown up.

then i simply walk up to Heat X and stab him in the face with a mobile phone, call that mobile phone and the radiation emitted instantly frys his brain.

now i am the ruler of the land.

i then kill everyone else in the castle, place sentry drones (who are indesructable and cant be shut down with emp or anything else like that, they have hydrogen powercells so they will never run out of power and they are 100% trained to kill any human or foriegn enitiy in sight) at every entrance to the castle and outside my doors.

i then wire the entire castle with TNT and the detonator is rigged up to a heartbeat moniter so if i die the castle immediatly self destructs, killing whoever took the throne. this tnt cannot be disabled without exploding.

i lock all the doors to my throne room and i will never leave it no matter what is presented too me. i will not be tricked to be removed.

i also banish all contests to become a god for a day.

:chuckle:
 
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Heat X

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well, i said i have infinite amount but since you dont listen to me, i wont listen to you. i buy super powers from zeus and i can turn invisible and go through walls so i go to you, connect the heartbeat monitor to me, then bin laden kills you. i am ruler of the land with bin laden as servent then i sell him to u.s. then they give me 1000000000000000000000 bucks and i can use everything cube had in and around the castle. i am ruler of the land!
 
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Cubed64

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The explosions from your suicide bombers eventually reach back to the factories, destroying the factories therefore you can produce no more bombers.

Using my high tech laptop, i order the sentry drones to sneak up to you, pretend to give a 'status' report on the castle and instatly destroy you with their laser guns. you dying sets off the TNT destroying the castle.

i then use builderbots to rebuild the castle into an impreganble fortress of doom. it is impossible for any man, god or other being to enter this castle due to the divine shield i cast around it with my newly aquired magical powers. this shield cannot be uncast or destroyed or removed in any way, shape or form.

I invite all the gods out to dinner at a fancy resturant and convince them all to never help anyone who is against me. furthermore, if anyone tries anything to de-throne me, the gods will instantly kill them and bring me back to life.

thus i take the throne, and become RULER OF THE LAND
 
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Heat X

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but the bots ended up killing you because they think i'm you and your me. so that didn't happen and i didn't die since i had a dagger of time and rewinded everything and i am ruler of the land. think about everything.
 
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SuperMajinLink 287

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Even though Heat X's post didn't really stop Cubed64 or make sense in anyways, I'll just assume it did, and while he sleeps, I steal the Dagger of Time, stab him in the eye with it, and go back in time to where the all mighty powerful Cubed64 was just a baby, and kill him in his sleep before he ever had a chance to realise what he was capable of doing. I fast forward to time, killing whoever is in the throne, and reclaim what belongs to me.

I then create a huge barrior around me that for whoever tries to step in it, even obejcts and forms of energy, time will stop for them and it, permenently, and will be frozen in place forever. Me and whatever I touch is the only thing not affected by the time magic as I am the holder of the Dagger of Time.
 
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Heat X

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but you can't go foward in time with the dagger in time, so you didn't kill future throne sitters. anyhoo, spill the hourglass of time in the palace, then every living thing turns into zombies, then i hire the prince of persia to kill anything inside the castle with the dagger of time II (found in prince of persia 4) and kills you. he vaccums the castle then i sit in the throne and i am the ruler of the land
 
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SuperMajinLink 287

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Anyways, Heat X was wrong about the hourglass and how I couldn't travel forward in time and was merely sleeping outside yelling this in his dying bed from the injury I gave him in the eye so that makes me STILL the ruler of the land. :laugh:
 
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