Ruler of The Land

[nin10do]

I throw a shard of glass near the laser perimeters, and the laser is reflected off the glass to your face, thus melting your body. I am the ruler of the land.

 

[SuperMajinLink 287]

Without you knowing, I set charges next to the mines and run away as far as I can from the castle. I detonate the charges and you blew up to smitherenes!

I AM RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[nin10do]

MajinLink and I both kill pureone01 at the same time so we argue who is the next ruler of the land. I squirt lemon juice into his eyes and he dies. I am the real ruler of the land.

 

[TheRedneck]

Since I am invulenrable to lemons I went up to you took the lemmon shoved it up your *** and lit it on fire completely destroying your rectal area killing you. I am ruler of the land

RECTUM! TEE HEE! Warned again. ~Bahamut

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

*MnR, sitting 300 yards away, and 50 yrds up. . .with and AWP*

TheRedneck: yay, ruler of the land! noone shall tak me on, for noone can handle the might of my 12 gauge Shotgun!

*Cross-hairs point at redneck's head. . .*

RedneckZ: so its not like anyone is gonna shoot me just cau-

(Rednecks head, arm and genetailia are removed with three well-place magum rounds. . .)


I am now ruler of the land *sprints tward castle, and shuts the gate so noone can snipe me*

 

[falcoX]

i was hiding in the castle and went up to you

MNR: Who are u? And how did u get in here?
FX: Haha i was always here, in a way, i HAVE ALWAYS been the ruler of the land.
MNR: I dont care who u were punk, im the new ruler of the land!
FX: Never!
(MnR takes out his 12 gage. FX began running around the room at super speed. Then FX got a better idea. HE stood perfectly still, and MnR shot the twelve gage. Using his SSBM skills, FX shined the bullet back at MnR, killing him.)
FX: I AM ruler of the land!!

 

[nin10do]

Nana and I use our super ssbm skills to make you frozen in the air with the freeze glitch. You are to be frozen in the air for eternity. I am the ruler of the land.

 

[falcoX]

using my mind control powers, i order 7000 turkish mobsters to unfreeze me. I then lead a daring asualt on the throne, and 1000 of my mobsters are destroyed in the battle. However, u were slain and i take over the throne, with my mobsters as guards.
I am ruler of the land!

 

[KLSmash]

Tricks FX into using his mind control power, and makes his stock of Toilet Paper rull out.
FX: Oh NO! Now I must run to the store to by some more.

Now I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[falcoX]

well i got my tp, and i return to cover u in them, mummy style!
embarrased, u run away while i take pictueres. I am ruler of the land!

 

[3.14159]

I summon a storm of pies to drown you in cherry goodness, thus making me RULER OF THE LAND AND/OR PIES!!!!!!!!!

 

[falcoX]

unfortunately, the pies were horrible because they were made by me! shocked and confused, you hurled yurself off a cliff, not wishing to live in a world without pies. I am ruler of the land!

 

[3.14159]

I then remembered that I could dimensionally teleport stuff and teleported the throne out from under you, taking it with me to the 3.1415926...etcth dimension where I did have pies. I am ruler of the pies.

 

[KLSmash]

Steals a pie and throws it off a cliff and 3.14159 chases after, and before he jumps off, I take the pie and throw it in the 3.13158th dimension where there are no pies. I am now the ruler of the land.

 

[falcoX]

i tell u to watch the south park movie. U finally realize what a terrible country Canada is from the movie. U realize canada is abd and u kill yurself. I am ruler of the land

 

[Venom Dream]

You suddenly realize how much everything involved with your last post is... just wrong. Your slaughtering of the english langauge, your insults towards other countries, your extreme bluntness, your use of suicide as a joke, your thinking South Park is funny.
So you leave to contemplate the terrible deeds you have commited.

I AM RULER OF THE LAND! Ha!

 

[KLSmash]

You're too busy telling FalocX what is wrong with his post that I install a Motion Sensor bomb on the throne and you blow up.
Now I am the Ruler of the Land.

 

[falcoX]

Attention Everyone!

I would just like to apology for my last post. It was meant as a joke, but if has offended you in some way, i am sorry

 

[TheRedneck]

After my long spyware caused abscense I was trained in martail arts and spell caster moves in adition to my weapon and robotics abilities which caused me to become more dangerous. So I made the parts that were blown off me into plasma bombs and threw them into your window which almost killed you then I floated up and gave you a high kick into the head which sent it flying out the window. Then I ground you up made you into chili and served you to everyone in the kingdom. Finaly I made my new redneck bots kill everyone that ate the chilli. I am ruler of the land again and no one will touch my 12 gage with my "specail" modifications

 

[8000]

Your 12 guage starts to jam when you're having a bit of fun, you look into it to see whats wrong and blow your face off. I got a plasma bomb i stole from your rotting corpse and gave it to Falco X and told him it would make the robots play with him. He cheers YAY!! and runs up to the robots and the bomb explodes killing him and everything else but me and some porn stars.

I AM RULER OF THE LAND MUHUHAHAHA!!

 

[KLSmash]

I push 8000 into a bucket of hot chili and he get 3rd degree burns so he has to spend the remainder of his life in the hospital. MUAHAHAHA

Now I AM the ruler of the Land.


P.S: Apology accepted, FalcoX. :D

 

[3.14159]

I poke you annoyingly, causing you to go insane and run away. I am ruler of the land.

 

[falcoX]

i eat a pie in front of you, causing u to cry home to yur mommy. I am ruler of the land

 

[8000]

The hospital finally finds a way to heal 8000's 3rd degree burns by bandaging him. With the money he saved from living in Canada and getting free health care he buys a massively ugly pie eating woman android who hunts down FalcoX and has babies with him. They settle down as a loving couple and raise their freakish children with the utmost care. I am ruler of the land.

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

Fiery Phoenix: hiya!
8000: who are you?
Fiery Phoenix:that doesnt matter. anyway, ill hav you a race first person to jump in mt.fuji wins. the prize is 100 billion dollars, w hich you'll find in mt.fuji.
8000: ok!
Fiery Phoenix: ill even giv you a head start.
*8000 runs out the door and prepares his mule for the long ride to mt.fuji*
*i walk over to the throne and sit down*
I AM RULER OF THE LAND!
*i later check up on 8000 and learn he perished in the boiling hot lavas of mt.fuji*

 

[8000]

Fiery Phoenix's source was wrong, 8000 didn't parish in the lava of Mt. Fuji. Instead he stopped off at a Burger King and realized Mt. Fuji was in Japan and he didn't have the money for the trip. He spent it on an android .

8000 rode his mule back to the throne only to see Fiery Phoenix sleeping. "AHAHAHAHAHA" 8000 screamed as he placed a contaminated Whopper full of Fat and Carcinogens that would kill Fiery Phoenix of cholesterol by the time he was 64 on Firey Phoenix's lap. Phoenix woke up and started eating, 64 yrs later....I am ruler of the land.

 

[sir slash]

me:*taps 8000 on shoulder, side opposite of self*

8000:*goes in random direction to find who tapped him*

me:I AM RULER OF THE LAND!!!

 

[falcoX]

my freakish pie eating android children storm the castle, leaving no survivors. I am rulr of the land!

 

[3.14159]

My 500 posts make me too cool for you, causing you to worship me. I am ruler of the Land!

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

little does pi no, he isnt cool at all. FP uses this to his advantage and runs to buy the most powerful bomb in the world, which turned out to be disguised as a half-naked human female. FP sent this bomb into the castle. pi ended up sleeping with the bomb. at exactly midnight, the bomb exploded, killing pi and leaving the castle in ruins.
FP: hmm, this place could use a little work, or i could just make another castle!
FP ran to his spaceship, and flew to mars, where he quickly befriended the martians and showed them pictures of falcoX, sir slash, 8000 and pi, telling them that they were to kill these people on sight. the martians became FP's personal body guards/servants. they gave FP their best protected castle. FP created a new massage throne with a built in 74' flat screen tv, mini refrigorator, gamecube, and flatscreen PC. FP sat down on this newly created throne, took a sip of his martini (personally made by the martians) and yelled

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[falcoX]

muhahaa! The martians are under my control! As every body and there cousin knows, i have mind controll powers. So as i stormed the castle the martians ran at me. I used my powers, and we assualted your throne. We found you dead on the floor with a martini in your hand. That is because martian martinis are lethal to humans! Not having to fight anyone, (Which i would have won) I AM RULER OF THE LAND!!

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

ah, but the martians are prone to mind control! i wasnt actually dead, just unconsious, for i had had only a small amount of the martini! when i awoke, you were in the bathroom, so i re-took my throne, installed a dna scanner (im a very good mechanic) and sent my martian armies to hunt you down. i sat back down in my throne, and once again
I AM DA RULER OF DA LAND!

 

[8000]

I marvel in awe at the uncreativeness of your post and stare at you so long you wonder why. You go insane and throw yourself off of a river to see if i will still stare.

I am Ruler of the Land

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

after i realize you quit looking at me, i climb out of the river.
8000: what are you doing here?
me: i just wanted to tell you that they are taking the word 'gullible' out of the dictionary
8000: really?!?
*8000 runs to check the nearest dictionary, which happens to be in Canada*
me: what a moron...
i go sit on my custom made throne
I AM RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[KLSmash]

Pushes Fiery_Phoenix over the Canada-US border and makes him suffer to terrorism and hurricanes(sorry if I offended anyone).

Now I am the ruler of the...*yawn* land...

 

[3.14159]

I blow up canada as part of my plot of supreme global domination, killing you as a side effect. I am ruler of the land and control the Yukon Territory!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

 

[red_samus3956]

Me: *Gives 3.14159 a Pepsi, in which makes him hyper, he thinks he can fly, jumps off a building and goes SPLAT!

I AM the ruler of the land!!!!

 

[3.14159]

Unbeknownst to you, I really can fly. I fly back up the building and hit you with an exploding pi at point blank range which exploded for 4 hundredths of a universal magnitude, causing your soul to shatter. I am ruler of the land!

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

i sneak to the top of the building without being discovered. i plant a timed bomb in the back of the chair, and parachute off the building. in 10 seconds, the bomb explodes, killing everyone there. (the chair is undestructable, so it is unharmed). i grab a jetpack and fly back up to my chair, crack open a rootbeer, start eating a cake and yell that same old line

I AM THE RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[red_samus3956]

As i was being blown up by a pie... i was plotting revenge :-D so, i put a fake chair were the real one was, so then i find the real chair, sit in it, and i'm,

THE RULER OF THE LAND!