Ruler of The Land

[8000]

I put a tack on the real chair, as you go to sit down your butt gets poked by the sharpness of the tack, you run off screaming to your mommy while i remove the tack and take my throne as I am The Ruler of the Land!!

 

[red_samus3956]

but, as you sit down, you sit on yet another tack, blowing up your butt, then, i come back to the throne, sit down, and,

IM THE RULER OF THE LAND! muhahahahaha

 

[3.14159]

I imbed a tack into your head, killing you and covering the floor with blood. I am ruler of the land.

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

my 100th post

i lure 3.14159 out of the throne with a trail of pies. the trail leads into a bottomless pit. 3.14159 jumps in to the pit in hopes of finding more pies.
I AM RULER OF LAND!

 

[KLSmash]

I rip Fiery_Phoenix's hair and throw it off a cliff. Trying to get it back, he jumps of the cliff to get his hair.

I am the ruler of the land!....:D

 

[3.14159]

I teleport before you and begin to recite pi. The sheer amount of digits boggles your mind and makes your head turn into a pile of goo. I am ruler of the land.

 

[KLSmash]

I quickly notice that you made a mistake, and when I tell you, you go nuts for some reason and fall of the throne. I am the ruler of the land. NOT YOU

 

[Dash Blaster]

Dash Blaster: Hey KL! Wanna see my pet?

KL: Sure! What is it? *Gets off throne and comes to me*

Dash Blaster: A Pikmin! *Pikmin eats KL*

I RULE LE THRONE!!!!!!

 

[KLSmash]

*Pikmin burps out KL*
KL: Never again...*groan*
DB:Shut UP
KL: I won't shup up, I'll shut U down!
DB makes wierd face.
KL goes to back of DB and turns him off with switch.
Now I'm the ruler of the land.

 

[X-Factor111]

X-F: Is your refrigirator running?

KL: Yes?

X-F: Well you better go catch it!

KL: Oh no!!!!*runs*

X-F: *Sits on throne* I am ruler of this land!!!!

 

[KLSmash]

Kicks X-Factor111 in the back of the head to cause amnesia and forgets that he has a doctor's appointment.
X-F: Oh no! I'm late( and he runs to the doctors)
Now I am the ruler of the land.

 

[X-Factor111]

X-F: *Gets out a M-200 and shoots KL* I am t3h rul0r!

 

[falcoX]

X-F has shaky hands and cant shoot down falcoX
i rush in and bash the gun on yur head.
I AM ruler of the LAnd!

 

[KLSmash]

Tells falcoX such a funny joke that he laughs to death!
Now I am the ruler of the land. Booorr-iinngg

 

[3.14159]

I throw a magical bomb at you which then explodes and turns you into a pie. I am ruler of the land.

 

[X-Factor111]

Pushes him into X-F's portable bottomless hole and packs up hole and put's in brief case. 1'^^ rul0r 0f z3 land!!!1111!!!!!111!1!!!!1!

 

[8000]

*Kicks XF in the groin causing him to die from the pain*

I am ruler of the land once again.

 

[falcoX]

yodels for such a long time, everybody runs away

I am ruler of the land

 

[KLSmash]

Shows him a picture of someone ugly and for some reason, falcoX explodes... into mini-chocolate figurines of George Bush with Santa Claus...

I am the ruler of the land.

 

[Meleeruler]

I change your avatar, you cry and run away...

I am the ruler of the land... ...yay

 

[falcoX]

my chocatle appearnce that KL put me in is so appealing that u eat it. Inside yur stomach, yur gastric acids break me down into my true form, and i ripp out of yur stomach like in the movie alien. I am ruler of the land!

 

[3.14159]

I enter this forum and post, saying "and FalcoX declared 3.14159 to be Ruler of the Land."
I am now ruler of the land due to the rules of this game.

 

[bul_ikana]

bul_ikana comes and substracts 3.14159 from the ruler. jejeje Now °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ ßÜ£ ¦|<åNå °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ is the ruler

 

[X-Factor111]

Pushes him into the Bonus Stage world where he gets annoyed by Joel for all eternity. 1'/\/\ rul0r 0f t3h l@nd.

 

[Fox4695]

Walk into the throne room and notice someone sitting on the throne.

X-factor: what do u want knave

Fox: umm, who are you?

X-factor: im the ruler of the land, what does it look like

Fox: you know you are sitting in my chair right

X-factor: uhh, hello, this is my chair and im not getting off it

Fox: Hummm, I didn't want to resort to this

Since what we dont want to state the disgusting things that are going to happen we will just show you a cartoon.

I choose you pikachu!

Pika, Pika

Oh yea, I choose you blastoise

BLASTOISE

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

We are now going to return to the origanal scene

Fox: I told him it was my throne, even though i hate being a ruler because i cant do anything till some one comes to throw me off


Now Im the ruler of the land

 

[pizza_boy220]

pizza_boy:*plants a trail of jelly beans to an acid pit*
fox:ooh jelly beans...ooh jelly beans...ooh jelly beans...ooh jelly beans...hey look, a hole full of-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW I'M THE RULER OF THE LAND!

 

[3.14159]

I use my powers over flaming, annoyance, pi, and random crap to ostracize all n00bs on this board for the next 20 minutes. I sit on the throne and become ruler of the land, poking you to death when you return.

 

[KLSmash]

*4 Hours and 50 Minutes or so pass*
TImes UP!!!!!
I walk over to Pi and recite my poem titled"Pi < Everything Else"
His heart breaks and goes off to the washroom to eat pie...
Now I am the ruler of the land.

 

[Duke]

sends a gay streaker accross the room covered in Kikkoman sweet and sour sauce...
that takes care of KLSmash

Now I am the ruler of the land

 

[KLSmash]

Gives a lecture to Duke about saying inappropriate things and so on...to make him fall asleep.

Now I am the ruler of the land!

 

[Meleeruler]

I kick your butt (literally) causing you to fall of the throne to your death.

I am the ruler of the land.

 

[KLSmash]

My ghost comes and throws 2 axes, 4 maces, and 3 spears at you, and you die. Then a scientist comes with a secret potion which 'cause people to live again if they died, but my ghost pushes him and spills it on me making me live again!!!

I am the ruler of the land.

 

[falcoX]

i steal peter griffens breakfast machine. it does many crazy things to supposedly make u breakfast, but in the last phase of the program it pulls out a gun and shoots u!
I am ruler of the land

 

[KLSmash]

I tell falcoX that he wet his pants, he looks down, and I push him off a cliff into a bowl of water.

Now I am the ruler of the land.

 

[falcoX]

i tell KLsmash to get me some donuts

KL: Never, ull just take the throne.
fX: i wont take the throne.
KL: Okedokie

falcoX takes the throne and then throws all the donuts onto KL
I am ruler of the land!

 

[KLSmash]

After finishing all the dounuts, I tell falcoX that the jungle outside of paradise city is on fire and he quickly runs over there leaving the throne.

Now I am the ruler of the land!

 

[falcoX]

i start ranting at KL for stealing words in my profile and my other posts. He bows his head, whimpers, says, "Im sorry" and leaves the throne

I am ruler of the land

 

[KLSmash]

lights the jungle outside of paradise city on fire and tells FX that a monkey started it, FX runs to try to kill the monkey.>>

Now I am the ruler of the land

 

[falcoX]

had such an unoriginal post as his last one, he spotaneously combusts

i am ruler of the land

 

[KLSmash]

because he gets bored, he quits this game forever

now im the ruler of the land