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Diddy Kong

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Cheating's just asking for trouble, lowest of the low, not even being a white knight... Just sort of a been there done that... I used to go for girls with boyfriends, not out of being a ****, but just out of the "even if there's a goalie you can score" type of mentality and really liking the girl. Jesus ****, you lock yourself into such a paradox.

It's a lose-lose. Never cheated on someone though, but still... Don't cheat and DO NOT go for girls with bf's, both are terrible ideas...



We can turn this into a relation**** thread seeing as we're headed that way anyway... Those are always fun, especially on 4chan's /adv/ ho-hooooo, Good Times.
Good advice, and no I wouldn't ever cheat either. It's indeed low, but have you ever noticed how basically ALL WOMEN ON EARTH tend to notice you like, a 1000 x more when you actually have a relationship as opposed to when you didn't? Even if they don't see you walking with your girl, they just have this 'instinct' that knows your taken, and thus they want you.

It's evil as ****, and sometimes makes stuff just a little harder...
 

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If I recall, it was when we were talking about what a character was rated or Smash's overall game rating in this section "Roy would be rated R!".

I'm just playing with you instead being mean, Croph. XD
Oh yeah...but I just quoted someone else who posted the pic. It's ok, I knew you were just kidding. =p
 

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Cheating's just asking for trouble, lowest of the low, not even being a white knight... Just sort of a been there done that... I used to go for girls with boyfriends, not out of being a ****, but just out of the "even if there's a goalie you can score" type of mentality and really liking the girl. Jesus ****, you lock yourself into such a paradox.

It's a lose-lose. Never cheated on someone though, but still... Don't cheat and DO NOT go for girls with bf's, both are terrible ideas...



We can turn this into a relation**** thread seeing as we're headed that way anyway... Those are always fun, especially on 4chan's /adv/ ho-hooooo, Good Times.
Anything but another month of Fire Emblem discussion.

P.S cheating is for low tier n!ggas.
 
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Good advice, and no I wouldn't ever cheat either. It's indeed low, but have you ever noticed how basically ALL WOMEN ON EARTH tend to notice you like, a 1000 x more when you actually have a relationship as opposed to when you didn't? Even if they don't see you walking with your girl, they just have this 'instinct' that knows your taken, and thus they want you.

It's evil as ****, and sometimes makes stuff just a little harder...
"People want what they can't have" is part of it.

But also, it goes like this. If someone likes something, then that means it must be good even if it doesn't look good. As opposed to something that looks good but gets no attention, clearely there is something innately wrong there.

That's the idea behind it, women measure masculine attractiveness on different terms than what most men measure women. Women look for 2 major things, masculinity and status, with the shallow girls tossing in money into that mix as well (not gonna lie, make an online dating account and put your income at six figures, I guarantee you'll get endless messages from girls, GUARANTEE it). Most other guys also fail to realize that women are much more sexual creatures than men, but they equate sexuality on a much more emotional level than men. Thus, for women, a man that is in a relationship is a man doing something right, and thus, they want it. Lets not forget that women are in constant absurd competition with one another.

As for the instinct, some people equate that to pheromones, but it's actually your own hormone levels. Being in a relationship and constantly getting laid raises your natural testosterone levels and makes you more confident. More confident = more manly, which for women = more sexy. So it's not that they have an instinct for it, but rather that you yourself are acting in a more attractive way to them naturally. You get the same results if you're very promiscuous or like to lift heavy weights.
 

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Ohh games between women, it's so terrible. So damn terrible. And yes, women always want what they cannot have. AND OH GOD THE JEALOUSY!! I'm just happy I'm born a man. Makes things a lot less complicated. :rolleyes:
 

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Men... women... all the same. It's human nature to complicate what's simple.

Intelligent people realize this and act accordingly. The remainder, well...
 

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Man. We've gotten off topic before, but I ain't majoring in gender studies for a reason guys. Can we move the convo back to literally anything other than where it is now? I mean everybody knows all women are identical ******* and men are smart and level headed and women are *******.
 

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Generalization is not exactly a smart move. Like anyone else, no two individuals are the same.
Exactly. Besides, human beings naturally tend to complicate and twist things to benefit themselves.

While we pride in being "civilized" and "not being animals," deep down, we're just living beings with instinct to survive, putting ourselves above all those around us.
 

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Man. We've gotten off topic before, but I ain't majoring in gender studies for a reason guys. Can we move the convo back to literally anything other than where it is now? I mean everybody knows all women are identical *****es and men are smart and level headed and women are *****es.
Ok. So, Kirby series...
 
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Generalization is not exactly a smart move. Like anyone else, no two individuals are the same.
You're right, but women are generally more driven by emotions than men. It's what makes them feminine after all.

That being said, men are just as capable of being irrational and stupid, especially these days.

Man. We've gotten off topic before, but I ain't majoring in gender studies for a reason guys. Can we move the convo back to literally anything other than where it is now? I mean everybody knows all women are identical *****es and men are smart and level headed and women are *****es.
Hey now, no one was being misogynistic around here.
/r9k/ is that way >>>
But you're right, I get the feeling many people are uncomfortable with this topic. So lets get back to the vidya.

Ok. So, Kirby series...
I never gave two ****s about Kirby outside of Smash Bros, and barring the DS entries Canvas Curse and Mass Attack I find his games somewhat overrated.
 

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Ok. So, Kirby series...
Kirby newcomer? Likely not happening. We already have the big three.

There are possible candidates, though: Waddle Dee, Gooey, Magolor, Galacta Knight, Knuckle Joe, and many others that could be playable characters.
 

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Generalization is not exactly a smart move. Like anyone else, no two individuals are the same.
Well that's true to. But sometimes it's just like that, especially with arguements. Though I'm not the easiest one around either I've heard. :reverse:
 

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I always did like to play as the Kirby characters. Even Meta Knight, even though touching him always gave me the taste of sin in my mouth. I'd be perfectly content with Kirby, King Dedede, and Meta Knight with no newcomers, because it's fine the way it is. Of course Meta Knight should be nerfed accordingly next time around.
 
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Relevancy is such a bull argument anyway. I mean, simply having recent publicity should not be a bases to work off of. Super Smash Bros. is not a game for promotion, it's a game designed to bring together varies Nintendo faces to beat each other up. Shoveling in a bunch of nobodies because of some sort of new game is not the way to go.
Technically, relevancy is important, but its that the definition of relevancy is similar to that of importance (which of course is important). They should be considered to be the same thing. Its recentness that people need to avoid while discussing characters.
 

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MetaKnight just breaks Brawl. It's very evil. No combos in Brawl, except just about every move of MetaKnight combos. Which basically means: there's no combo's in Brawl, just MetaKnight.
 

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I never gave two ****s about Kirby outside of Smash Bros, and barring the DS entries Canvas Curse and Mass Attack I find his games somewhat overrated.
BURN THE WITCH.

For Kirby, IMO it's Bandana Dee or bust. I know he's primarily suggested because of RtDL, but quite frankly he's the best thing the series has.
 

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I always did like to play as the Kirby characters. Even Meta Knight, even though touching him always gave me the taste of sin in my mouth. I'd be perfectly content with Kirby, King Dedede, and Meta Knight with no newcomers, because it's fine the way it is. Of course Meta Knight should be nerfed accordingly next time around.
This. His overpoweredness is breaking the rurus of the game. -_-
 

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I'm pretty content with the Kirby reps we have now. Honestly, the characters that I want don't really stand a chance. =P I'd love to see Burnin' Leo (my favourite enemy) and Dyna Blade...Yeah, very unlikely, but maybe as an AT or in Story Mode as an enemy/boss.
 

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Kirby, Mother and StarFox are prefectly repped in Smash as it is now actually. I only think Donkey Kong, Fire Emblem and Metroid are underpresented as of now.
 

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Dyna Blade needs to loose a lot of weight before that happens. :troll:

On a side note, why is the only human in the games (Adeliene) confused with the name Ado in Dreamland 3? I mean, the hell?
 

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On a side note, why is the only human in the games (Adeliene) confused with the name Ado in Dreamland 3? I mean, the hell?
Blame the fact that the two characters are extremely similar to each other. I mean Ado is a boy and Adeliene is a girl, but the two are still very similar regardless.
 

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We can turn this into a relation**** thread seeing as we're headed that way anyway... Those are always fun, especially on 4chan's /adv/ ho-hooooo, Good Times.
I've never had a girlfriend and I find most woman boring and plain.
 

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Blame the fact that the two characters are extremely similar to each other. I mean Ado is a boy and Adeliene is a girl, but the two are still very similar regardless.
A boy that's manly enough to draw flowers in the KD3 ending. XD
 

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Having a girlfriend is overrated in my opinion. I mean it's not like you're forced to get hitched into some relationship, so why pressure yourself to do something you don't want to do?

A boy that's manly enough to draw flowers in the KD3 ending. XD
Hey, being a little feminine doesn't hurt.
 

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Having a girlfriend is overrated in my opinion. I mean it's not like you're forced to get hitched into some relationship, so why pressure yourself to do something you don't want to do?


Hey, being a little feminine doesn't hurt.
Every boy has a feminine side (or masculine in the girl's case).

I wouldn't be surprised if he grew up to be a bishounen. Then it would be Ado's Dreamland. :awesome:
 
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I've never had a girlfriend and I find most woman boring and plain.
I've never had a 'serious' girlfriend, nor do I want one. The whole idea of a relationship scares me, I'd hate to lose my personal freedom.

However, girls make good friends, and if you know how to play your cards, the benefits can be rewarding. Not just in regard to sexy-time either, if you know how to get the most out of female friends, they'll do things for you that no buddy would ever do. I dunno, I guess it's because my REAL friends are all so far away, and all other dudes my age are ******** and can only think about how to get laid, girls seem to be the only voice of reason I come across these days.

In some ways I kinda compare myself to this guy right here:

Minus the girlfriend, because like I said, frankly I don't want one.

Funny thing many people don't realize, but picture your dream girl. What is she like? You know, the perfect girl, that is exactly what you want, you've perhaps dreamed of her.

Many people don't realize this, but your 'dream girl' is actually YOU. All of the people in your dreams are but mere manifestations of your subconscious.


Well, rather I should say Ideal Partner as this applies to both genders.



Every boy has a feminine side (or masculine in the girl's case).

I wouldn't be surprised if he grew up to be a bishounen. Then it would be Ado's Dreamland.:awesome:
Don't forget that males need an X and a Y chromosome, while females need two X chromosomes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XY_sex-determination_system


Like it or not, but even the Manliest of men have an "emotional" or feminine side. This has nothing to do with homosexuality btw, before anyone brings that up. It's just food for thought.
 

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I think it's time for Dr. Phil's relationship advice hour to close up shop, guys.

Back to whomever brought up Kirby. I still don't understand the Waddle Dee hate. He's probably the best shot Super Smash Bros has at a truly unique game play style that does not exist currently.
 

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Sounds like you guys have adopted the Super Smash Bros. over hoes. philosophy. Ain't nothing wrong 'bout that, different strokes for different folks

@ Diddy Kong i'd love to have Krystal as a last Star Fox rep. As long as she refrains from blasters, illusions, reflectors and landmasters
 

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This picture alone makes me want Ado more than Adeliene in Smash or better yet an Ado's Dreamland. He's the most badass supporting Kirby character.
 

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Sounds like you guys have taken adopted Super Smash Bros. over hoes.
Well that's expected since hoes are... well hoes. At least you can control Super Smash Bros. :troll:

Back to whomever brought up Kirby. I still don't understand the Waddle Dee hate. He's probably the best shot Super Smash Bros has at a truly unique game play style that does not exist currently.
People are just stingy over the idea of a minion being a playable character. As for me, I'm neutral on the idea despite being a big Kirby fan.
 
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I think it's time for Dr. Phil's relationship advice hour to close up shop, guys.

Back to whomever brought up Kirby. I still don't understand the Waddle Dee hate. He's probably the best shot Super Smash Bros has at a truly unique game play style that does not exist currently.
How so? He's incredibly generic.

King Boo for Smash guys, he's original and has tons of potential.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Waddle Dee's deal the spear? There are other potential candidates that could also fill that role, why does it have to be Dee? Sell me on it Phoenix cause I'm not convinced.
 
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