Roster Discussion Thread (Closed)

[Frostwraith]

Speed is at 1/4 the speed of brawl, with absolutely no gravity active, you cannot walk but trip, all stages scroll at ridiculous speeds, and items are permanently active at very high.

Gotta keep the learning curve low after all!

Sakurai: *laughs*

 

[FlareHabanero]

No wait, even better. Let's make all shields never break, every character gets (literally) a single attack, every character is nerfed EXCEPT for Meta Knight, and completely remove multiplayer.

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

The more I listen to Chrom's voice actor, the more I want him in Smash. Awakening is the best Fire Emblem game I played. Something about him reminds me of Yuri Lowell, probably the voice and dark hair. Either way, he's becoming my favorite FE character.

 

[Deleted member]

They float...they ALL float down here!

Actually, never mind, Brawl is floaty enough as it is.

Oh God the memories...

Wish we had more clowns in fighting games tbh. Like scary clowns... Actually, does Nintendo have any clown IP's that could pass off as Pennywise-esque?

Speed is at 1/4 the speed of brawl, with absolutely no gravity active, you cannot walk but trip, all stages scroll at ridiculous speeds, and items are permanently active at very high.

Gotta keep the learning curve low after all!

Nah, Smash 4 needs to come integrated with a casual mode. It introduces something like the MvC3 X-Factor where you can comeback from a fight.

"Press X to win"

Like the name says, you press X, and you instantly win the match, removing all the frustration from those pesky competitions. Oh, and now the game has Air-Tripping, which is when you trip, while in mid air. In fact, tripping percentage has been increased by 50%. At the begining of a match you roll a dice and your roll determines how often you'll trip.

We Mario Party now!

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Too bad Smash isn't for XBOX, then they could make it Kinect gameplay

 

[Swamp Sensei]

No wait, even better. Let's make all shields never break, every character gets (literally) a single attack, every character is nerfed EXCEPT for Meta Knight, and completely remove multiplayer.

That's not far enough. Let's have each copy of the game come with a pistol loaded with one bullet so that the players can use it if they want.

 

[Frostwraith]

No wait, even better. Let's make all shields never break, every character gets (literally) a single attack, every character is nerfed EXCEPT for Meta Knight, and completely remove multiplayer.

Cherry on top of the cake, this is the roster, ordered by tier:
GOD TIER - Meta Knight
BOTTOM TIER - Captain Falcon, Kirby, King Dedede, Ganondorf (Falcon clone), Pit, Dark Pit (Pit clone), Magnus (Ike clone), Palutena (Zelda clone), Hades (Ganondorf clone), Viridi, Waddle Dee, Waluigi, Baby Waluigi (Waluigi clone), Dark Samus (Samus clone), Dark Link (Link clone), Mewtwo, Samus, Link, Snake, Mario, Ike, Zelda

Sakurai: *laughs harder*

 

[Moon Monkey]

Tripping better with kinect...

 

[Deleted member]

Too bad Smash isn't for XBOX, then they could make it Kinect gameplay

What do you mean, the game is obviously gonna have motion controls. Smash 4 will be Wiimote only, you do the attacks by flailing your arms like a ******.

Cherry on top of the cake, this is the roster, ordered by tier:
GOD TIER - Meta Knight
BOTTOM TIER - Captain Falcon, Kirby, King Dedede, Ganondorf (Falcon clone), Pit, Dark Pit (Pit clone), Magnus (Ike clone), Palutena (Zelda clone), Hades (Ganondorf clone), Viridi, Waddle Dee, Waluigi, Baby Waluigi (Waluigi clone), Dark Samus (Samus clone), Dark Link (Link clone), Mewtwo, Samus, Link, Snake, Mario, Ike, Zelda

Sakurai: *laughs harder*

Don't forget, everyone has a Landmaster as a Final Smash, Mario's Landmaster gets a Tanooki suit because SMB3 is relevant now.

 

[Fastblade5035]

No wait, even better. Let's make all shields never break, every character gets (literally) a single attack, every character is nerfed EXCEPT for Meta Knight, and completely remove multiplayer.

AND no more grabbing, all characters unlocked from the start, and every pokemon is Arceus, who insta-kills everyone.

 

[FlareHabanero]

What do you mean, the game is obviously gonna have motion controls. Smash 4 will be Wiimote only, you do the attacks by flailing your arms like a ******.

Shaking a stick is way too complicated, so just press the A button to win!

 

[Diddy Kong]

I want my time machine now so I can go back a year in time where I was basically one of the ONLY people around who expected / wanted Chrom in Smash to tell ya all: TOLD YA SO!

 

[Deleted member]

Shaking a stick is way too complicated, so just press the A button to win!

GOTY 2014, It's OVER Sony is finished!

You know what's funny? I typed "Mass Effect 3 GOTY" into google to find the video and I got legit articles from videogame "journalists" saying why ME3 was their pick for GOTY.

Jesus, our videogame industry, what it's come to...

 

[Frostwraith]

Also, Sakurai negotiates with CAPCOM to add Bad Box Art Mega Man... as on-disc DLC!

 

[Diddy Kong]

There where some rather vulgar games made for the Wii iirc. One was called something like, Pii. Where you have to pee in toilets.

 

[FlareHabanero]

GOTY 2013, It's OVER Sony is finished!

 

[Deleted member]

There where some rather vulgar games made for the Wii iirc. One was called something like, Pii. Where you have to pee in toilets.

Ever hear of Wii Party? It's like a Party Sex game. Essentially Twister, but with the Wii... Never played it, not sure if I want to...

 

[Diddy Kong]

So, is Microsoft quitting console gaming now btw?

Manly, even though that sounds interessting, I can have sex without having to play a game. And if I'd play the game with someone else, my girl would likely kill me.

Also, if I ever will suddenly stop posting, it might've been cause I cheated, and my girlfriend found out. In which case I'd be buried alive. Just letting y'all know.

 

[Frostwraith]

GOTY 2014, It's OVER Sony is finished!

You know what's funny? I typed "Mass Effect 3 GOTY" into google to find the video and I got legit articles from videogame "journalists" saying why ME3 was their pick for GOTY.

Jesus, our videogame industry, what it's come to...

Yeah right, "journalism."

Call me old, but I still remember learning that journalists were supposed to be objective. How times change, huh?

I do remember this one article about a company making porn games for Kinect.

 

[BKupa666]

The closest thing I could think of, ManlySpirit, would be Rudy the Clown from Wario Land 3, especially if he were redesigned in a modern game. Otherwise, Giygas has some loose parallels to 'IT' itself...

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

Oh God the memories...

Wish we had more clowns in fighting games tbh. Like scary clowns... Actually, does Nintendo have any clown IP's that could pass off as Pennywise-esque?

Clown Around, Rudy the Clown, Mad Clown, and Mr. Mime.

 

[~automatic]

Soccer = corruption.

Yes, there are many interests in Asia and Eastern Europe that control low to mid table teams in western Europe and South America in order to maximize gains for bookies and/or betting agencies. Many of these people or books will often fix results in relatively irrelevant matches. These influences aren't really seen at the highest level of the sport or in leagues where most teams are well off.

The world cup bids are another story; but FIFA is a business so it's not like they owe certain people anything.

 

[Fastblade5035]

Clown Around, Rudy the Clown, Mad Clown, and Mr. Mime.

 

[Frostwraith]

Happy Mask Salesman beats clowns any day.

That said...

 

[Croph]

Whoa...this thread sometimes...

I...don't even know where to begin...So uh, I'll try to say something on topic. Did you know that Roy is my most wanted character for Smash 4?

 

[Deleted member]

So, is Microsoft quitting console gaming now btw?

Manly, even though that sounds interessting, I can have sex without having to play a game. And if I'd play the game with someone else, my girl would likely kill me.

Also, if I ever will suddenly stop posting, it might've been cause I cheated, and my girlfriend found out. In which case I'd be buried alive. Just letting y'all know.

>Cheating on a Black Girl

Say your prayers white boy, hope you don't live in the US.

Yeah right, "journalism."

Call me old, but I still remember learning that journalists were supposed to be objective. How times change, huh?

I do remember this one article about a company making porn games for Kinect.

A porn game on the Kinnect... I wonder how that would work.

The closest thing I could think of, ManlySpirit, would be Rudy the Clown from Wario Land 3, especially if he were redesigned in a modern game. Otherwise, Giygas has some loose parallels to 'IT' itself...

Hmm Giygas has parallels to IT? Never heard of that, I've heard of the fetus theories but not that.

 

[FlareHabanero]

Happy Mask Salesman beats clowns any day.

 

[Diddy Kong]

I knew you had a thing for fire swords. I just couldn't figure it out completely up till now...

I would never cheat on her btw Manly. Ain't that kinda dude.

 

[Frostwraith]

Whoa...this thread sometimes...

I...don't even know where to begin...So uh, I'll try to say something on topic. Did you know that Roy is my most wanted character for Smash 4?

Someone got quite overwhelmed.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Whoa...this thread sometimes...

I...don't even know where to begin...So uh, I'll try to say something on topic. Did you know that Roy is my most wanted character for Smash 4?

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

Whoa...this thread sometimes...

I...don't even know where to begin...So uh, I'll try to say something on topic. Did you know that Roy is my most wanted character for Smash 4?

I can tell because of you posting a pic of him shirtless a week ago. XD

But all jokes aside, I'd like both him and Chrom in. (They should have Roy as DLC if all 4 lords can't be in.)

 

[Frostwraith]

Let's change the subject. This should be Falcon's new home stage:

 

[Diddy Kong]

Only if one of the hands will do a Falcon Punch every once in a while.

 

[FlareHabanero]

Did you know that Roy is my most wanted character for Smash 4?

Wait, really? This is news to me...

 

[Moon Monkey]

Whoa...this thread sometimes...

I...don't even know where to begin...So uh, I'll try to say something on topic. Did you know that Roy is my most wanted character for Smash 4?

can we talk about something OTHER than Fire Emblem characters??

 

[Deleted member]

I knew you had a thing for fire swords. I just couldn't figure it out completely up till now...

I would never cheat on her btw Manly. Ain't that kinda dude.

Cheating's just asking for trouble, lowest of the low, not even being a white knight... Just sort of a been there done that... I used to go for girls with boyfriends, not out of being a ****, but just out of the "even if there's a goalie you can score" type of mentality and really liking the girl. Jesus ****, you lock yourself into such a paradox.

It's a lose-lose. Never cheated on someone though, but still... Don't cheat and DO NOT go for girls with bf's, both are terrible ideas...

can we talk about something OTHER than Fire Emblem characters??

We can turn this into a relation**** thread seeing as we're headed that way anyway... Those are always fun, especially on 4chan's /adv/ ho-hooooo, Good Times.

 

[Croph]

Hold up, hold up! I posted a shirtless pick of Roy? I...Wha...? I thought I wasn't like that. D:

Guys, I know that the lack of news has made us very unstable. But we cannot give in to the insanity. We should try to channel our frustrations elsewhere, for example, expressing ourselves through art.

 

[Frostwraith]

@Manly:Nobody cheats better than Waluigi!

Regardless of context, cheating is for lameass people.

@Croph: Listen to Guile's Theme. It goes with everything.

 

[BKupa666]

Hmm Giygas has parallels to IT? Never heard of that, I've heard of the fetus theories but not that.

Oh, Giygas isn't designed to be like IT, but they share the similarities of being defeated by children who must pray to gain the necessary power to do so.

If a clown character was ever a remote possibility for Smash, I'd support them hardcore. So much moveset potential...

Also, it seems Swampasaur has become the first user in this thread to make a Nicolas Cage reference. Oh joy.

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

Hold up, hold up! I posted a shirtless pick of Roy? I...Wha...? I thought I wasn't like that. D:

Guys, I know that the lack of news has made us very unstable. But we cannot give in to the insanity. We should try to channel our frustrations elsewhere, for example, expressing ourselves through art.

If I recall, it was when we were talking about what a character was rated or Smash's overall game rating in this section "Roy would be rated R!".

I'm just playing with you instead being mean, Croph. XD