- You're haters already said everything about you under the sun so there's nothing left for me to call you.
- You're TOO BIG for Smash! But not Ultimate though..
- Everything Cranky Kong said about you was true and then some...
- The only thing that loves you more than me is Rule 34...
- You know who's fun to play and is very fast paced, Yoshi? You! You know what isn't? Your series!
- I guess White Men really can't jump...
- How do you even have a daughter Chrom? This will be your first time Smashing.... it's sad when you're own daughter has Smashed more than you.
- Hey Wario. You claim to own a Land but I don't know WARE it is....
- The only thing more overused and played out than you is Nintendo's obsession with the NES... (Buy Nintendo Switch Online today!)
- The 3rd best canine in Smash!
- Dededeez nutz!
- You look like if Raggedy Anne and the word generic had a baby....
- Your series may be dead and irrelevant but once Ultimate releases...future appearances by you will be too!
- That awkward moment when you look better in a spin-off game made by Koei-Tecmo than you do in Smash Bros...
- You're the best **** of the walk around! By that...I mean you're just a ****...
- You're the best clone to ever grace Smash Bros! Only behind every Fire Emblem character not named Marth.
- You're clearly not meant to take over the family business. Have you tried day care?
- Don't you live under a bridge or something? I could've sworn I saw you laughing at a homeless man trying to shoot ducks for food once...
- Smash Ultimate is the best life support a character could ask for!
- Tell me again why is Luigi the one constantly in the shadows? He has about 10 times the amount of personality and charm than you do and does everything you can do but better! Hell you even saved his girlfriend once and she went straight to him. I heard their relationship is going strong! What about yours Mario? Oh that's right she denied your proposal and was gonna leave you on the moon. Guess good guys DO always finish last...