THE BIBLE OF PHOENIX SAGA
Book of Toronto
Toronto 22:1-12
...and so the DEMON Rayquaza appeared, with the SPIRITS and EVILS of TIMEOUT. And the PEOPLE did cry out strongly for their LORD Joe to save us. The LORD Joe heard the PEOPLE's cry and came to their aid. With a mighty flash the LORD Joe appeared in front of the DEMON Rayquaza, who was terrorizing the Holy Land of LOSER'S BRACKET.
The DEMON Rayquaza, being made of evil stuffs, knew nothing of the fear granted onto Man by the LORD Joe. Therefore he said to the LORD:
"canada y u so free :V"
The LORD Joe was a Kind and Gracious LORD. And it was thusly that the LORD Joe exercised the power of THREE STOCK, presently known as BODYING (
). The DEMON Rayquaza, still unknowing of the fear taught by Our Grace, dispensed the Unholy Johns:
"i didn lose vs u i jus sd'd and didn't feel like playing obv :V"
The LORD Joe replied,
"You're ****in' terrible brotha'. Come back with some bitties and maybe I'll think about two stocking you instead the next time
"
And the DEMON Rayquaza, still unable to reach the fear bestowed by the LORD Joe, instead became enraged, turning into the pathetic RAGEQUAZA.