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If you don't get it, reread it.
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Genesis 1:25-27 God creates all the animals on the earth then creates Adam and Eve.
Genesis 2:18-19 God creates Adam and creates Eve to help him. Then he creates all the animals of the earth and Adam names them.
i dont what version of the Bible your reading but NIV say God brought the animals for him to name...(your reading the paraphrased version the message, right?)
Genesis 1:16-19 And he creates the stars and places them in the firmament on the forth day.
Job 38:4-8 God creates the stars on the second day.
Job 38:4-8 4 "Where were you when I laid the earth's foundation?
Tell me, if you understand.
5 Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know!
Who stretched a measuring line across it?
6 On what were its footings set,
or who laid its cornerstone-
7 while the morning stars sang together
and all the angels [a] shouted for joy?
8 "Who shut up the sea behind doors
when it burst forth from the womb,
Luke 2:1-7 Mary and Joseph lived in Nazareth and traveled to Bethlehem for the Roman Census.
Mathew 2:1-23 Mary and Joesph lived in Bethlehem and fled to Egypt.
Matthew 2:13-18 13When they had gone, an angel of the Lord appeared to Joseph in a dream. "Get up," he said, "take the child and his mother and escape to Egypt. Stay there until I tell you, for Herod is going to search for the child to kill him." 14So he got up, took the child and his mother during the night and left for Egypt, 15where he stayed until the death of Herod. And so was fulfilled what the Lord had said through the prophet: "Out of Egypt I called my son."[f]
16When Herod realized that he had been outwitted by the Magi, he was furious, and he gave orders to kill all the boys in Bethlehem and its vicinity who were two years old and under, in accordance with the time he had learned from the Magi. 17Then what was said through the prophet Jeremiah was fulfilled:
18"A voice is heard in Ramah,
weeping and great mourning,
Rachel weeping for her children
and refusing to be comforted,
because they are no more."
Mathew 27:47 And Jesus said, "My god my god, why hast thou forsaken me," and he dies.
Matthew 27:45-50 45From the sixth hour until the ninth hour darkness came over all the land. 46About the ninth hour Jesus cried out in a loud voice, "Eloi, Eloi,[a] lama sabachthani?"—which means, "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?"
47When some of those standing there heard this, they said, "He's calling Elijah."
48Immediately one of them ran and got a sponge. He filled it with wine vinegar, put it on a stick, and offered it to Jesus to drink. 49The rest said, "Now leave him alone. Let's see if Elijah comes to save him."
50And when Jesus had cried out again in a loud voice, he gave up his spirit.
it doesnt say what he said when he died
Luke 23:46 And Jesus said, "Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit," and he dies.
John 19:30 And Jesus said, "It is finished," and he dies.
im gonna attempt to put these together in the order they happened.
45From the sixth hour until the ninth hour darkness came over all the land. 46About the ninth hour Jesus cried out in a loud voice, "Eloi, Eloi,[a] lama sabachthani?"—which means, "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?"
47When some of those standing there heard this, they said, "He's calling Elijah."
48Immediately one of them ran and got a sponge. He filled it with wine vinegar, put it on a stick, and offered it to Jesus to drink. 49The rest said, "Now leave him alone. Let's see if Elijah comes to save him."
50And when Jesus had cried out again in a loud voice, he gave up his spirit.= John 19:30 30When he had received the drink, Jesus said, "It is finished." With that, he bowed his head and gave up his spirit.
then...
luke 23:46 46Jesus called out with a loud voice, "Father, into your hands I commit my spirit." When he had said this, he breathed his last.
that is the order it happened in it does say he died 'til Luke 23:46
Mathew 27:57-60, Mark 15:43-36, Luke 23:50-53 Joseph of Arimathaea wraps Jesus body in Linen and place him in his tomb.
John 19:38-42 Joseph of Arimataea and Nicodemus take Jesus' body and place it in the tomb.
Acts 13:27-29 The local rulers place Jesus in his tomb.
john says 38Later, Joseph of Arimathea asked Pilate for the body of Jesus. Now Joseph was a disciple of Jesus, but secretly because he feared the Jews. With Pilate's permission, he came and took the body away.
and to keep from disapointing the people he told them he did it.
Acts's author was unknown but thought to be Paul. Paul would have heard only what Pilot would have told the people.
Matthew 28:1-9 Mary Magdalene and Mary the mother are the first to see Jesus after the resurrection.
Mark 16:9, John 20:11-14 Mary Magdalene is the first to see Jesus after the resurrection.
Luke 24:13-31 Cleopus and friend are the first to see Jesus after the resurrection.
this happened after the two marys saw Jesus.
Luke 24:19-24 19"What things?" he asked.
"About Jesus of Nazareth," they replied. "He was a prophet, powerful in word and deed before God and all the people. 20The chief priests and our rulers handed him over to be sentenced to death, and they crucified him; 21but we had hoped that he was the one who was going to redeem Israel. And what is more, it is the third day since all this took place. 22In addition, some of our women amazed us. They went to the tomb early this morning 23but didn't find his body. They came and told us that they had seen a vision of angels, who said he was alive. 24Then some of our companions went to the tomb and found it just as the women had said, but him they did not see."
1 Corinthians 15:4-5 Cephus was the first to see Jesus after the resurrection.
it never said Cephus(AKA: Peter, your reading the wrong version because it should say Peter because his name was changed) was the first person to see him, it just says he shown himself to him, then the twelve...
Although I will admit that the bible holds some historical data, but only because it was written in that time frame. If I wrote a fictional book and have it occur in modern day New York, then a thousand years from now, my book would have historical information too.