Reasons why smash 4 will probably suck

[Paradoxium]

These are my reasons why smash 4 will suck
1) tripping will now occur every 5 steps to discern any type of fast play
2) the gravity will be increased so that a single jump will K.O. your character through the ceiling
3) there will be a 79% chance that you will trip in the air
4) there will only be 1 playable character, but you can change their skin to look like a different character.
5) whoever has the most stocks will take 5% damage each second
6) whoever loses all their stocks first wins the match
7) everytime a person loses a life they get a smash ball
8) you will not be able to turn items off
9) in online mode you can only play against CPUs, but to give you an online "feel" there will be a 10 second button delay.
10) every level will move like rumble falls except 2 times faster

Now post your own reasons why you think smash 4 will be the worst game ever!

 

[Lugubrious]

Is this a game? Because none of those seem very likely and Smash 4 will not probably suck.

 

[Paradoxium]

Is this a game? Because none of those seem very likely and Smash 4 will not probably suck.

It's a joke kid, it's highlighting and over exaggerating the things many people felt sucked in Brawl. Get it? It's a joke, now post the reasons why you think smash 4 will suck!

 

[Ziodyne]

i can see someone didn't appreciate brawl very much

 

[Vkrm]

i can see someone didn't appreciate brawl very much

People who share that point of view are not in short supply. Smash 4 will be decent but probably worse then melee.

 

[Ziodyne]

fair point, i concede

 

[Vintage Creep]

There's already a topic identical to this one

 

[vicgur]

8) you will not be able to turn items off

That's actually good. I'm all in favor. Not even kidding.

 

[Vkrm]

That's actually good. I'm all in favor. Not even kidding.

That makes no sense. Why would somebody else customizing their own game type to suit them hurt your experience?

 

[~automatic]

This was such a bad and lazy attempt at making a troll thread.

 

[z00ted]

This is beyond genius, particularly reason 4 and 8.

 

[FalKoopa]

This thread is just asking for a moderator to lock it.

 

[Frostwraith]

This thread is just asking for a moderator to lock it.

I second this...

 

[GetBentSaggy]

I second this...

Thirded. He didn't even bother 'trolling' (if that's what he was trying to do...) and failed when he mentioned it was a joke. And he isn't even taking some suggestions light-heartedly. Way too serious.

 

[Paradoxium]

Thirded. He didn't even bother 'trolling' (if that's what he was trying to do...) and failed when he mentioned it was a joke. And he isn't even taking some suggestions light-heartedly. Way too serious.

I Fourth this.. Not a troll thread, a joke thread, if you will. If I wanted to troll I would have posted this in the brawl section. Nuff Nuff Jiggly Puff

 

[~ Valkyrie ~]

Joke threads can go to hell.

Also known as GameFAQs's SSB4 Thread.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Exactly how many people were you thinking would find this funny?

 

[D-idara]

Bad troll, mocking Brawl's user-friendliness isn't going to get you anywhere.

 

[Orngeblu]

Honestly, I wasn't even offended by this thread. I think you guys are just over-reacting?

Bad troll, mocking Brawl's user-friendliness isn't going to get you anywhere.

I really feel like you're just band wagoning with them.

 

[DarkShadow20]

It will suck because it won't be an exact copy of Melee.

 

[Hot_ArmS]

inb4lockedthread

 

[LosTimeTurner]

was there a reason for this post?

 

[Somaiah]

Believe it or not, a tomato is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.

EDIT:
:trollface:? (: #failtrollsquad??? ((:EDIT2:howtonerd.txt???? Prophits~!!!:DDD

 

[vahnx]

/ignores all the spam replies above

I personally don't mind half of the things you mentioned, but I sure hope they don't have nearly as bad an online experience as Brawl. I've never seen an online game before with that much lag built into the game in all my years of gaming. I don't think it's the servers as much as we'd like to blame them, it's most likely due to bad coding on Nintendo's part.

 

[Sol_Vent]

Oh, videogames. Look what you do to us.

 

[PikaJew]

Oh, another 'I hate Brawl' thread? Well it makes sense... We are on Smashboards...

 

[Mr.Jackpot]

Oh, another 'I hate Brawl' thread? Well it makes sense... We are on Smashboards...

It makes sense because it's the place with the most technical/gameplay/competitive/TAS knowledge of all three Smash games on the entire internet.

Go back to /v/ or some ****.

 

[PIKA321]

It comes out in 2013.

 

[peeup]

This is probably the stupidest thread ever. Not because of the OP, but because of every single post >.>

OP, the right place for this thread would be in the Forum Games section. People wouldn't react to it with such stupidity there, and it can be treated as a game like you clearly meant it to be.

 

[Banjodorf]

Apparently someone didn't tell the OP there's already a thread like this...

http://smashboards.com/threads/comedic-the-worst-thing-that-could-happen-in-ssb4.333100/

 

[finalark]

A QQ Brawl isn't Melee thread?

Did I just jump back into 2008?

 

[Dark Phazon]

Your assumption is most of the time right.

So if they do show some Gameplay at E3 this year what ever you think of it is most probly gonna be what you think of the finished game.

E3 will show us what to expect just gotta hold on...

 

[Ben Holt]

You forgot "Meta Knight is invincible".

 

[Deleted member]

I think this thread deserves to be closed. We users join this site because we appreciate Super Smash Bros. Not trolling and spamming for random purposes.

 

[Lukingordex]

The worst thing that can happen is...

That thing entering in the roster instead of Mewtwo or Lucario.

 

[finalark]

The worst thing that can happen is...

That thing entering in the roster instead of Mewtwo or Lucario.

 

[KassandraNova]

People who share that point of view are not in short supply. Smash 4 will be decent but probably worse then melee.

Any game that is not Melee will probably be worse than Melee.

 

[Kink-Link5]

The worst thing that can happen is...

That thing entering in the roster instead of Mewtwo or Lucario.

You know it's going to ****ing happen.

****ing Majin Mew.

 

[Mr.Jackpot]

The worst thing that can happen is...

That thing entering in the roster instead of Mewtwo or Lucario.

If that thing is in the roster and Mewtwo isn't I will literally eat my copy of Smash 4.

 

[finalark]

< Only person who like Mewthree.