[On being told Newcastle's form since Roeder took over has been 3rd best in the league]
"Third best, is that right? Well maybe if I had a pro licence we'd be first" - Glenn Roeder, Caretaker manager of Newcastle, there was a debate for ages about whether he would be granted permission to manage in the premiership because he didn't have his UEFA Pro Licence.
[On a clip of attractive female supporters at a football match not wearing much]
"All they need now is a Brazilian" - Leonardo
"That's too high for Mutu ... probably a bad choice of phrasing" - John Motson (I think)
[On Wayne Rooney]
"It's an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson." - Gordon Strachan.
Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
"Velocity." - Gordon Strachan.
Reporter: "So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?"
"What areas? Mainly that big green one out there...." - Gordon Strachan.
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone." - 'Oh Dae-Su'
"Be it a rock or a grain of sand, in water they sink as the same." - 'Woo-Jin Lee'
- OldBoy
"Abracadabra." - Various
"17 million people. This is got to be the fifth biggest economy in the world and nobody knows each other. I read about this guy who gets on the MTA here, dies. Six hours he's riding the subway before anybody notices his corpse doing laps around L.A., people on and off sitting next to him. Nobody notices." - 'Vincent'
- Collateral
"Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest in Monte Carlo and came in third; that's a story." - 'Mr. Goodkat'
"Slevin: I'm not gay.
Brikowski: I'm a cop.
Slevin: Well, I'm not a robber if you catch my drift."
- Lucky Number Slevin
"You're best? Losers always wine about their best. Winners go home and **** the prom queen!" - 'John Mason'
- The Rock
"The almighty says he can get me outta this, but he's pretty sure you're ****ed" - 'Stephen'
"I didn't like him anyway. He wasn't right in the head. " - 'Stephen'
"Stephen: [speaking heavenward] Him? That can't be William Wallace. I'm prettier than this man. All right Father, I'll ask him.
Stephen: [to William] If I risk my neck for you, will I get a chance to kill Englishmen?
Hamish: Is your father a ghost, or do you converse with the Almighty?
Stephen: In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.
Stephen: [heavenward] Yes, Father.
Stephen: [to William and the others] The Almighty says don't change the subject; just answer the ****ing question.
Hamish: Mind your tongue.
Campbell: Insane Irish!
Stephen: [draws a dagger and holds it to Campbell's throat] Smart enough to get a dagger past your guards, old man.
William Wallace: [holding a spear at Stephen's chest] That's my friend, Irishman. And the answer to your question is yes - if you fight for me, you get to kill the English.
Stephen: Excellent!"
- Braveheart
"First we crack the shell, then we crack the nuts inside." - 'Rumble'
"I've got better things to do tonight than die." - 'Springer'
"Perhaps I misjudged you. Proceed - on your way to oblivion" - 'Unicron'
-Transformers: The Movie
"Autobots, transform and roll out!" - 'Optimus Prime'
- Transformers
"Stupid, eh? Yeah, im stupid, Stupid like a fox!" - 'Homer Simpson'
"I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth" - 'Homer Simpson'
"[real life interview with Winters where he quotes Mike Ranney on how he answered a question his grandson once asked him] I treasure my remark to a grandson who asked, "Grandpa, were you a hero in the war?" "No", I answered, "But I served in a company of heroes". " - Richard D. Winters
"George Luz: Hey Janovek, what ya reading?
John Janovek: An article.
George Luz: No ****. What's it about?
John Janovek: It's about why we're fightin' the war.
George Luz: Why are we fighting the war, Janovek?
John Janovek: It appears the Germans are bad, very bad.
George Luz: You don't say. The Germans are bad, huh?
[Turns to Perconte]
George Luz: Hey Frank, this guy is reading and article, that says the Germans *are bad*. "
"Ronald Spiers: You wanna know if they're true or not. The stories about me? Did you ever notice with stories like that, everyone says they heard it from someone who was there. Then when you ask that person, they say they heard it from someone who was there. It's nothing new really. I bet if you went back two thousand years, you'd hear a couple centurions standing around yakking about how Tertius lopped off the heads of some Carthaginian prisoners.
Carwood Lipton: Well, maybe they kept talking about it because they never heard Tertius deny it.
Ronald Spiers: Maybe that's because Tertius knew there was some value to the men thinking he was the meanest, toughest sonofa***** in the whole Roman Legion"
"Now remember boys, flies spread disease, so keep your's closed!" - George Luz
--- Band of Brothers
"Spending an extended time in female company can be mentally disorientating and physically confusing." - 'Ed'
- Ed, Edd and Eddie
"Hey Bobby, what's french for va-va-voom?" - Thierry Henry
"We killed a lot of innocent civilians. To us, every civilian in Baghdad was a terrorist. They said 'they are now in civilian clothes' that makes everybody free game, but if they came within our perimeter, we lit 'em up, and when we would pull the body out, and when we would search the car, we would find nothing. This took place time and time again. No harm, no foul, it's OK, don't worry about it, because this is a new type of war, this is an eradication.
I honestly feel that we're committing genocide over here, I don't believe in killing civilians, and I'm not going to kill civilians for the United States Marine Corp." - From
Ashes of the Wake by
Lamb of God
"Police brutality is on the rise"
"National Guard was deployed to establish control throughout L.A.. The Looting and Mayhem continued"
"Do I have to remind you in the world is a devil, the caucasion white man"
"What I want to see is the destruction of the whole white race"
"You got scum, you also got white scum too, you also got spanish scum too, but worst of all you got that negro scum"
"America has to go through some kind of radical change"
- All of those from
Real Eyes, Realize, Real Lies by
Machine Head.
"Nos ossos que aovi estamos pelos vossos esperamos" A Chapel, Evora (translation: We bones wait for you to join us,)
"Peace is Patriotic"
"Nearly everything you read signed "from God" is just somebody putting their words in My mouth"
"If you're the low man on the totem pole, just remember that if it wasn't for you the **** thing would fall over"
"May you live in interesting times, attract the attention of important people and may all of your dreams come true."
"A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark"
"If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on earth?"
"Hell is paved with good intentions"
"I always liked the city of lights. Pity we can't be there when the lights go out."
"Give me coffee, I´m going to write"
"Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love"
"We're all going to die but i got a helmet"
- I can't remember any of the people who said that last couple of quotes, nor could i be bothered looking them up on internet. There are far too many good quotes that exist.
Enjoy.
hmm, suppose there is not point in leaving out some of the best stuff from bash:
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps
[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps
[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps
[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?
[01:35] (hilo21) **** you
[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ***, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?
Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west
Spin: thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety.
Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar.
Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin.
Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR.
Pirate: Avast!
Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow!
Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east.
Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off.
Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound.
<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK ****
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT ***
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked by t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right
<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> *****.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> *****.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> *****.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> *****.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
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<wacko_Jacko>ok spartacus just came n here i know it. which one of you is that loser?
<hunney> I am spartacus
<ji_pper>no im spartacus
<Betty_Guns>I am spartacus
<mistr andersn>I’m spartacus
<wacko_Jacko>ur all freaks thats what u r
<_kr4m3r> so many ****ing criminals, its bull****
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"
<reo4k> just type /quit whoever, and it'll quit them from irc
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<ibaN`reo4k[ex]> that's gotta hurt
<r`heaven>
<Hiroe> he was dressed as a big ****in devil
<Hiroe> like, HUGE costume
<Hiroe> 8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head
<Hiroe> at some anime con in california
<Hiroe> they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel
<Hiroe> he's riding the elevator down to the con space
<Hiroe> doors open, little old baptist woman standing there
<Hiroe> he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice
<MasterG> .....................................................................
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<judas> where's pacman when you need him?
