Decoy Octopus
Smash Apprentice
Abortion- For
Delivery is a painful and unpleasant experience, not to mention life-threatening and -altering. That's definitely putting the mother on a pedestal, but fetuses within legal abortion periods are not sentient. They're fleshy vegetables.
Affirmative Action- Against
Sorry, Liberals, this is where I head you off at the pass. This is just racism against white people... and sexism against males... and racism & sexism against the races and genders you seek to protect, since you bureaucratically call them out as weaker than whites and males.
Biometric National Identification- Iffy.
As long as you don't start taking people's blood and stuff like that for any reason other than DNA evidence, we're good. Things like retinal scans are very useful. Taking a national registry is very, very invasive though...
Cloning- For
We'll be able to clone and grow organs eventually (or should I say "artiforgs", heh heh) and that
Death Penalty- Against
One innocent man going to prison is bad enough. The chair? The chamber? The needle? That's downright atrocious. Especially considering how shoddy North American criminal justice is.
Euthanasia/Mercy Killings- For.
People have the right to that decision. Go ahead and charge them with suicide posthumously like all the wrist-slashers, but this is a personal method (if a poor one) of battling your demons, and to deny that to someone in immense pain is just awful.
France- I like their fries.
Freedom of Speech, Freedom of Expression- For
Why in the hell would I think that's a bad idea? If anything society is too weak in doling these out! Resident Evil in Africa = George Bush hates black people? **** off, guys!
Genetic Engineering- For (to a point)
Use it to cure hereditary diseases and birth defects, but there needs to be strict regulation. We don't want a baby catalogue. Haven't you seen Gattaca?
Gun Control- For
I don't blame GTAIII for the freeway shootings with those dip**** kids, but I do blame the parents and lack of proper firearm regulation.
Homosexual Equality- For
Whatever tickles your pickle.
Legalization of Marijuana- For
Let's just say if I was ticketed even half the time I was frizzing in college, I'd owe more in fines for that than student loans.
Mandatory Military Draft- Against
To hell with that. Forced soldiers don't fight effectively without brainwashing, which is even more wrong.
Mandatory Minimum Sentences- Against
No crime is the same.
Minimum Drinking Age- Against
That is, lower it. The only reason it isn't already is because people get their licenses at 16. Also the g-men like their money.
Pass/Fail Grading System- Against
Too simple. Education is not simple.
Porn/Adult Entertainment- For
I like it. That's alls I owes ya.
Prayer in School- Against
And what about the Muslim, Buddhist, Hindi, etc students? They deserve the chance to do so PESONALLY, though.
Premarital Sex- For
I'm not married and I'll leave it at that.
Racial Profiling- Against
Ridiculous. I guess if you keep an eye on the Mexicans coming through the SoCal border, that's one thing. But generalization is just narrow-minded.
Separation of Church and State- For
Definitely for. The witch-hunts, anyone?
Sex Education in School- For
They need to know it, because, sorry, but they're gonna do it at a young age. Better they not get AIDS in the process.
Video Games- For
If you take these away I'm moving to Myanmar.
Violence in Entertainment- For
Oh my god RESPONSIBILITY IS ON THE RETAILER, NOT THE CONSUMER OR THE MARKET. If you sell Manhunt 2 to kids, it's your own **** fault.
Women in the Draft- Against
No one should be drafted, and you might draft women that couldn't bear the load.
Women in the Military- For
If they can hack it, let 'em shack it.
Delivery is a painful and unpleasant experience, not to mention life-threatening and -altering. That's definitely putting the mother on a pedestal, but fetuses within legal abortion periods are not sentient. They're fleshy vegetables.
Affirmative Action- Against
Sorry, Liberals, this is where I head you off at the pass. This is just racism against white people... and sexism against males... and racism & sexism against the races and genders you seek to protect, since you bureaucratically call them out as weaker than whites and males.
Biometric National Identification- Iffy.
As long as you don't start taking people's blood and stuff like that for any reason other than DNA evidence, we're good. Things like retinal scans are very useful. Taking a national registry is very, very invasive though...
Cloning- For
We'll be able to clone and grow organs eventually (or should I say "artiforgs", heh heh) and that
Death Penalty- Against
One innocent man going to prison is bad enough. The chair? The chamber? The needle? That's downright atrocious. Especially considering how shoddy North American criminal justice is.
Euthanasia/Mercy Killings- For.
People have the right to that decision. Go ahead and charge them with suicide posthumously like all the wrist-slashers, but this is a personal method (if a poor one) of battling your demons, and to deny that to someone in immense pain is just awful.
France- I like their fries.
Freedom of Speech, Freedom of Expression- For
Why in the hell would I think that's a bad idea? If anything society is too weak in doling these out! Resident Evil in Africa = George Bush hates black people? **** off, guys!
Genetic Engineering- For (to a point)
Use it to cure hereditary diseases and birth defects, but there needs to be strict regulation. We don't want a baby catalogue. Haven't you seen Gattaca?
Gun Control- For
I don't blame GTAIII for the freeway shootings with those dip**** kids, but I do blame the parents and lack of proper firearm regulation.
Homosexual Equality- For
Whatever tickles your pickle.
Legalization of Marijuana- For
Let's just say if I was ticketed even half the time I was frizzing in college, I'd owe more in fines for that than student loans.
Mandatory Military Draft- Against
To hell with that. Forced soldiers don't fight effectively without brainwashing, which is even more wrong.
Mandatory Minimum Sentences- Against
No crime is the same.
Minimum Drinking Age- Against
That is, lower it. The only reason it isn't already is because people get their licenses at 16. Also the g-men like their money.
Pass/Fail Grading System- Against
Too simple. Education is not simple.
Porn/Adult Entertainment- For
I like it. That's alls I owes ya.
Prayer in School- Against
And what about the Muslim, Buddhist, Hindi, etc students? They deserve the chance to do so PESONALLY, though.
Premarital Sex- For
I'm not married and I'll leave it at that.
Racial Profiling- Against
Ridiculous. I guess if you keep an eye on the Mexicans coming through the SoCal border, that's one thing. But generalization is just narrow-minded.
Separation of Church and State- For
Definitely for. The witch-hunts, anyone?
Sex Education in School- For
They need to know it, because, sorry, but they're gonna do it at a young age. Better they not get AIDS in the process.
Video Games- For
If you take these away I'm moving to Myanmar.
Violence in Entertainment- For
Oh my god RESPONSIBILITY IS ON THE RETAILER, NOT THE CONSUMER OR THE MARKET. If you sell Manhunt 2 to kids, it's your own **** fault.
Women in the Draft- Against
No one should be drafted, and you might draft women that couldn't bear the load.
Women in the Military- For
If they can hack it, let 'em shack it.