QLD DORF Clan: R.I.P. DORF OFF

[oldmanondorf_]

I didnt get metallica tix due to lack of visa card, next week fingers crossed.

25 lang st, sunnybank hills is where we'll be tonight if any of you wizards are up for bs. Best text me cos sea is already drinking haha

 

[CaLibUr_1337]

Hey was wondering if one of you guys could pick me up tomorrow from grand plaza at about 1:20 ish?

 

[oldmanondorf_]

should be right, text me in the morning

 

[rangaDORF]

ALL WIZARDS: timer will be set to 8:00 min.

 

[oldmanondorf_]

get ****ed ranga
Im still drunk

 

[tigerDORF]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_vAXPRvRJs

Massive Wizard James, supereme effort on BBQ, and to Ethan, Ben and anyone else who may have helped.
Thanks to whoeveer cleaned up a bit, cheers.

 

[seaDORF]

Haha, the tournament was pretty fail. Brawl singles grand finals was just me and ranga with cal commentating and oldman spectating... Everyone else was upstairs.

Oh well, i had fun. It was pretty relaxing. Cheers james and co. who put on the barbeque and thanks to james and bob for having us over!

Improvements for next time...

- More beer
- More food
- Not as many ganondorf events due to lack of interest
- Add random side tourneys as well. I would love to have a smash 64 tournament.

Anyone want to add to that? What's the general consensus with the tournament events? I would like to ditch a couple of events to make time for a side ssf4 tournament or something.

 

[xXArrowXx]

i thought it was great, no vommit.
needs more kfc... or chicken in general, chicken hotdogs.
needs people to get there early... so we can do stuff.
nah no sf4, its nice to play for a abit... but 6 people playing sf4 is hard (one setup) and slightly boring.
needed more time and maybe setups, thats all. good time cheers.
ide hype the final if i wasn't so late night cbf.
nice pron

 

[Sieg]

Watching Anthony was pretty good. He was pretty ****ed up.

I had fun just being there like usual. Good **** all.

 

[seaDORF]

Yeh that pron was absolutely amazing... I wanted everyone to leave the room xD

Pretty fwucking seedy though. 6 dudes all bunching up to watch pron on an iphone together.

 

[Sieg]

Goddammit that was so bad.

Why did you guys do that. Haha.

 

[seaDORF]

Me, ranga and oldman are all like that. Once we've had a few drinks we desperately want to slam a woman and if there are none around we either resort to p0rn or we consider a prossy (we never go thru with it though because we're jews and won't pay that much to d!ck a woman)

 

[rangaDORF]

Hey bob can u check around your place for my copy of brawl it's just the disc.

 

[CaLibUr_1337]

I think it was on top of the MK DD case above the huge TV next to the garage door

 

[tigerDORF]

I'll have a look for ya Ranga.

Pics are up!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/djcat/sets/72157624021866270/

I think this sums it up:

Yet again thanks to james for being the supreme BBQ Wizard, food made this great (even if Antho ate the last 8 sausages in 5 mins before going to bed)
And to the Dorfs for buying food n stuff for us.

Really, I enjoyed this so much, I was in my happy place thanks to this, good recovery as well, all around supreme night!

Whens the next one? gotta have one before Tempest!
How about one week out, then have Gametraders BS (good alliance) the day after, that way it will be easy for plenty of smasher to travel to it

 

[Vyse]

Yet again thanks to james for being the supreme BBQ Wizard, food made this great (even if Antho ate the last 8 sausages in 5 mins before going to bed)

Yeah sorry about that. I needed something to tame the beast in my stomach. I saw those sausages and just devoured them like crazy.

Thanks for the weekend guys. It was supremely awesome. Sorry for being a handful lol.

 

[Leisha]

These Dorf Offs sound pretty epic, Need to go to one for sureee =33

 

[seaDORF]

@Bob - I was thinking a couple of weeks after tempest but if people are keen for another one soonish i guess we could organise it.

@Vyse - GOOOOOOOOOOD to see you get obliterated vyse. I was passed out it seems when you were really smashed but it was funny seeing you drunk.

@Leisha - If drinking/ganondorf dittos/playing random games/having epic feasts are your thing, then you'll probably enjoy it.

 

[tigerDORF]

What ever happeneded to the look-a-like thread, ive thought of/seen so many....

Like seaDORF looks like Gilly:

C'mon, you know your thinking it.
"If I was a cat...."

Yeah, we'll get the next Hotcats out of the way before we think of next DORF OFF date to much I reckon.

 

[oldmanondorf_]

good summary bob.

sea I'm going to have to disagree with you here. The point of these events is Ganondorf, dropping Ganondorf matches to play other games would be unacceptable. I think the only problem on saturday was starting everything too late.. people got disinterested because singles didn't start til after 9.00.. if doubles had started at 3.00 like planned we could have had the bbq at 6.00 and started singles by 7.00 then played other games like smash64, sf4 and that ridiculous wizard game ben and co were playing upstairs after that. We were there at 1.00, a few people turned up around 3.00 and most people didnt turn up til 6.00 which ****ed everything up. Even tho some people said to start doubles without them, we couldnt because we didnt have enough numbers.. if it happens again I think postponing doubles is the best option then playing it after singles if people are still interested. ALSO, no ganon challenge.. WTF!?

Apart from that, I thought everything went terrific. More food, more drinking, less wizard hurling, more GANONDORF! Much thanks to bob and james for letting us hold the tourney at their house, extra thanks to james (and whoever else) for cooking the meat (and making me lol hard when he was raging at golden eye - PLEASE upload that video vyse). I'll put up the results when I get them off vyse, here's hoping the next DORF OFF will be even bigger and better!

 

[rangaDORF]

I dnt think I saw a picture of me without a beer in my mouth.

 

[seaDORF]

Next Dorf Off, I think we should ditch a barbeque and either have a colonel feast of epic proportions and bring back several buckets of chicken for late-night snacks or even have that macca's family dinner box challenge. Whoever finishes it without vomiting will be treated like a king.

 

[rangaDORF]

Maybe we could incorporate massive colonel feasts with sausages?
I demand an opponent for maccas challenge!

 

[seaDORF]

A massive feast and a few beers sounds good... Buy like 100 pieces of chicken. I will challenge you ranga. I would absolutely destroy you. You're nothing but a big **** hey MATE?

Nahhhh, out of us 3, i'm most definitely the smallest eater. I just like challenging you and watching you eat it all and seeing you regretting it 2-3 hours later hahaha.

 

[CaLibUr_1337]

lol a feast like that sounds good to me I'd probs puke after eating half the dinner box though so I'd fail that challenge lol

 

[oldmanondorf_]

I demand an opponent for maccas challenge!

I know james (yokai) is keen on taking up the challenge.

Colonel would be epic, but WAY too expensive to shout everyone. Unless we just have a couple of DD's and drive to the nearest KFC and all buy our own feasts.

 

[Sirias]

I could take you up on that challenge, Pat.
... By the way, do you guys mind if I call you by your names?
It feels awkward when I call people by an alias.

Anyway, yeah, I could eat more than any of you I bet.
What're the stakes?
And would the winner be the one who finishes first or doesn't throw up or something else?
How about the loser has to be a slave for the rest of the day.
He he he...~
No that's too cliche.
Iono.
I couldn't do the KFC challenge on my own, though, I don't think...

 

[J-Birds]

You never call me James =(

 

[xXArrowXx]

cause he thinks ranga/s is cute

so i call kas, kasper then... or kaz or just back to sirias.

 

[Sieg]

I generally go with whatever I feel like.

I just like saying J-Birds in that annoying tone of voice haha.

 

[Sirias]

Yes I do, lol.
I call you James all the time.
Until I remember your alias is J-BIRDS~
c:

And I was talking about all the dorfs.
Since they even call themselves oldman/sea/ranga instead of their names.
And/or other nicknames.

Also, there are 2 James' and 2 Michaels.
Confusing.
I'll call you, J-Birds, Jamie. c: K~
And stop trying so hard, shffling all the time, wtf.
I NEVER PLAY, BUT I CAN DO BASICALLY EVERYTHING.
Srsly.
Fhaggit.
<3

 

[rangaDORF]

I could take you up on that challenge, Pat.
... By the way, do you guys mind if I call you by your names?
It feels awkward when I call people by an alias.

Anyway, yeah, I could eat more than any of you I bet.
What're the stakes?
And would the winner be the one who finishes first or doesn't throw up or something else?
How about the loser has to be a slave for the rest of the day.
He he he...~
No that's too cliche.
Iono.
I couldn't do the KFC challenge on my own, though, I don't think...

yeah call me pat or watever I'm not fussed I dnt even know your real name?Although I'm pretty confident I could out eat you rules should be have an hour to do it and whoever can eat the
most without spewing or somthig I dnt know wat the winner would get? Bragging rights?

 

[Sirias]

My real name is Kas, haha.
We'll see, next dorf meet or meet in general I'll show you my fat fatty mcfat fat of a stomach.
Someone think of the prize for the winner.

By the way, Nick...
I didn't steal your Wii when I was at yours however long ago.
I wanna play some Wii games, pah.

TO THE GYM~

 

[undead_moose]

You said you didnt need it you fark

 

[seaDORF]

Prize could be a carton of beer/bottle of spirits or a sensational meat tray... haha original and boring ideas but it would motivate me to partake in an eating contest.

I would be shocked if you beat ranga in an eating contest kas. The guy has so much pride when it comes to outeating people. He would rather end up in hospital to get his stomach pumped than lose an eating contest.

 

[Sirias]

Well if I can see myself beating him, then I'll slow down to let him win. c:
That's IF.
No guarantee, but I do have a massive stomach nonetheless.

Also...
Did I say that?
I don't NEED it, yeah, but I still want it! d:

 

[undead_moose]

next time we meet then

 

[rangaDORF]

Prize could be a carton of beer/bottle of spirits or a sensational meat tray... haha original and boring ideas but it would motivate me to partake in an eating contest.

I would be shocked if you beat ranga in an eating contest kas. The guy has so much pride when it comes to outeating people. He would rather end up in hospital to get his stomach pumped than lose an eating contest.

Haha very true losings not an option

 

[xXArrowXx]

like how you lost your guts all over seas bed and computer.

 

[oldmanondorf_]

I don't think I've ever seen ranga turn down a drinking or eating challenge.. he's the only dude I know that can outscull me with beer, he's a monster