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Gamegenie222 said:
I rather talk about video game waifus and how disheartening Nintendo news is being in the last few weeks with their sales reports :(

Also Cordelia from Fire Emblem Awakening best waifu.
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You one of those DFC types?

Anna is totally better.

WAIFU BATTLE
 
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No actually, I couldn't care less. She is just one of the characters that I wholeheartedly enjoy in Awakening with her support conversations and such.
 
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While we are on the topic of relations between (potential) intimate partners, I wouldn't mind some input on a dilemma I'm in. My three year anniversary with my gf is coming up (like 2&1/2 weeks holy ****) and I've ran out of ideas. Any suggestions?
 
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Soft Serve said:
While we are on the topic of relations between (potential) intimate partners, I wouldn't mind some input on a dilemma I'm in. My three year anniversary with my gf is coming up (like 2&1/2 weeks holy ****) and I've ran out of ideas. Any suggestions?
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Get a can of Alphabet Soup.

Take out all the letters, except for one. Set aside for later.

Make Dinner nice and fancy for her. Grill some Chicken and lightly brown some Veggies, put it all over Pasta, get the candle sticks and wine glasses. Have a great time.

Give her the soup to finish off Dinner. Don't say a word. When she looks at it, upon further inspection she will notice that letter floating around proudly.

That's right sir, you left the D. She found it, and she knows she's gonna get it.

This is the part where before she is done, you go ahead to the bedroom and have her shortly follow. Hopefully you didn't blow it, and laid down the classic scented rose petals in a trail to the bed. You can't go wrong with that!

She gets there, and finds you on the bed. You're half disrobed, and playfully striking a pose that says "Baby I'm gonna rock your world!"

At this point, she comes into your arms. You tell her "there's one more surprise". Set her down on the bed so that you can reach under the bed and...




You pull out Monopoly. When's the last time you played that? It's been too long! You will play, and you will take all of her god damn properties. THIS IS WAR! Moneybags didn't get rich from being polite and having his Woman tell him what to do! BECOME THE MOGUL OF YOUR DREAMS!
 
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Soft Serve said:
While we are on the topic of relations between (potential) intimate partners, I wouldn't mind some input on a dilemma I'm in. My three year anniversary with my gf is coming up (like 2&1/2 weeks holy ****) and I've ran out of ideas. Any suggestions?
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get something that can help her grow, particularly something she already likes and can possibly share it with you. for example, i got my woman an archery set, since we went archery shooting a few times and she really liked it. it's a skill she can learn, an activity she can enjoy, and something i can do with her. obviously pick something that matches your woman. a cooking set, an art set, a microscope, etc.

conversely, you could do something together instead, but this is a little harder because you have to do it right. my favorite is "we're going on a date. for 3 days. I've taken care of everything. pack a small bag and be ready in half an hour." This is a little harder because you actually do have to take care of everything. picking a destination, driving, hotels, getting time in her usual schedule, etc. it's hard to pack up and just go somewhere sometimes but it's really cool if you can do it. if you can't (you should know already) then just stick to the first suggestion.

whatever you do, don't do anything BORING. If she's done it before in her life ever, do something else. No exceptions.

intelligent creativity will get you far.
 
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I leave this thread for a few days and I come back to... 3 pages of girl talk. I'm not sure what I expected. >.>

Anyway, as for meeting girls, as others have said smiling and waving are probably your best bets. You're not getting out of school tomorrow or the next day or even soon- you have plenty of time to meet her. Let the opportunity present itself and then work with it, and interact with her when you have the best chance. As long as you don't look creepy or actively try to stalk her I'm sure she will be flattered in some way. Even if you don't instantly get a date (which you shouldn't, friends first is -always- best), you will flatter her, and if she's not already taken and not a prick who only cares about appearances she will consider you. This is coming from a girl herself, guys.

If you want me to tell you how I met Sudai, I can, but I'm not like 90% of girls (especially most younger than me) so it's not gonna be a typical thing at all. I wouldn't recommend asking me, you might end up using this advice on the wrong girl (which would be most of them).
 
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Details are everything

WHAT CHARACTER'S FTILT?!?!?

Gotcha Strong Bad
 
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How any of you can even approach a girl, let alone ask them out, is beyond me. I mean like im afraid to ask for refills at restaurants.........
 
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I dunno how you do it paradoxium

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How any of you can even approach a girl, let alone ask them out, is beyond me. I mean like im afraid to ask for refills at restaurants.........
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I approach girls with Falco Lasers. It's really safe, and usually gets a response
 
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Since women did shrewdly make popular the hook up culture we see today to sleep around without consequences until their 30s, and you can trust 99% of people you sleep with as far as you can throw them, being emotionally ready to bang and dump at any moment is probably the best option.

And yeah some will take that as being too cynical, but the truth is don't get invested in a relationship when she isn't invested in you much to begin with.
 
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Meiling said:
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Comeback Kid said:
Since women did shrewdly make popular the hook up culture we see today to sleep around without consequences until their 30s
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Not sure where you got that from, I can guarantee you we don't want 10 baby daddies all over the place and us being solely responsible for the resulting 10 children. :) There are some exceptions to this but it wouldn't be enough of them to say women in any general sense.

Though I don't agree with the bang/dump thing, I do agree that you shouldn't get too invested if she isn't either, which also supports the friends first thing. Imo banging someone is an investment, no matter how much protection you use there will be that chance of getting her pregnant (along with psychological things I won't get into here, that gets into personal beliefs)
 
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Three little words: birth control pill.

It really changed everything as far as courtship and marriage rituals are conducted.

Marriage rates are plummeting as we speak.
 
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The birth control pill was originally developed to regulate women's periods when they stayed irregular past the first few years of puberty. People eventually found out that it can prevent pregnancy, so then it went everywhere. It wasn't just women, or even just men for that matter, but the culture as a whole. People realized there was less risk to have sex so the culture followed. The chance of pregnancy is never eliminated though, people have even gotten pregnant after surgical procedures to remove those organs... nothing is 100% safe besides zipping up.
 
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You know, you could just treat women like human beings instead of walking holes. Honestly, the current sex culture is one of the most disappointing, disgusting things about the modern world.

But what would I know, I'm just a Mormon.
 
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DMG said:
Get a can of Alphabet Soup.

Take out all the letters, except for one. Set aside for later.

Make Dinner nice and fancy for her. Grill some Chicken and lightly brown some Veggies, put it all over Pasta, get the candle sticks and wine glasses. Have a great time.

Give her the soup to finish off Dinner. Don't say a word. When she looks at it, upon further inspection she will notice that letter floating around proudly.

That's right sir, you left the D. She found it, and she knows she's gonna get it.

This is the part where before she is done, you go ahead to the bedroom and have her shortly follow. Hopefully you didn't blow it, and laid down the classic scented rose petals in a trail to the bed. You can't go wrong with that!

She gets there, and finds you on the bed. You're half disrobed, and playfully striking a pose that says "Baby I'm gonna rock your world!"

At this point, she comes into your arms. You tell her "there's one more surprise". Set her down on the bed so that you can reach under the bed and...




You pull out Monopoly. When's the last time you played that? It's been too long! You will play, and you will take all of her god damn properties. THIS IS WAR! Moneybags didn't get rich from being polite and having his Woman tell him what to do! BECOME THE MOGUL OF YOUR DREAMS!
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I ended up reading this to everyone in my class, even my teacher laughed at it.

You are my idol DMG
 
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PillsBuryDopeBoy said:
ABSTINENCE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I think at this point I would love that kind of good old fashioned sensibility, that both parties are actually committed to it and each other in a real way beyond feeding one's ego and getting laid, but I don't see it happening often beyond the conservative religious types or asexual types.
 
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Comeback Kid said:
I think at this point I would love that kind of good old fashioned sensibility, that both parties are actually committed to it and each other in a real way beyond feeding one's ego and getting laid, but I don't see it happening often beyond the conservative religious types or asexual types.
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I have this mindset too, and I'm only kind of conservative (as in, I'm not super religious or antagonizing toward gays). More normal people have this mindset than you think.

Then again, I only just turned 18 a month ago so what do I know about life...
 
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I won't judge anyone here, I only speak for wise decisions. There is a reason it's always been discouraged to be promiscuous. It can and will change lives in bad ways and when you meet the person you want to spend the rest of your life with, you won't have that gift to give them. It is so much more fulfilling to be able to be emotionally dynamic with someone who enriches you in countless ways.

Consent is also a very shaky thing. It can also be forced out of someone unwillingly.

In the end everyone has their own decisions to make. It's just wiser to make the right choices even if they don't seem fun right now. You will be glad you did when you are older and have to live with the choices that you've made.
 
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