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Paradoxium

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Everybody's out of my league...
God I feel so terrible now,
It's ok dude, when you get older you will see that ugly girls start to get hotter. Like if they had messed up teeth they get braces, or if their nose is too big they grow into it.
Or if they were low tier they get buffed

K guys I'm sorry, I'll stop with the ****ty smash bros./women puns
 

Nguz95

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Lol I'm sorry I made everybody feel bad. I am indeed single, but that's more my own fault than anything. I need to actually make an effort to talk to girls to actually get to know them, after all.
 

DMG

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Oh look, it's *this* thread again

Project M taking a sideline to the ladies and the average degenerate men that post here

Heathens, the lot of ya
 

MysteryRevengerson

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People talking about life problems while I'm trying to find someone I can get an Anticipation Eevee off of/friend safari that has it. I don't really have anything to trade, I just want Magic Bounce Espeon. ;_;
 

Paradoxium

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**** lets talk about something else, talking about women for so long is making me sick

Hey i got an idea, why don't we talk about Project M?

because that's the one thing that we seem to never talk about
 

Sapphire Dragon

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People talking about life problems while I'm trying to find someone I can get an Anticipation Eevee off of/friend safari that has it. I don't really have anything to trade, I just want Magic Bounce Espeon. ;_;
Dude you should have asked me forever ago. I literally have 2 boxes full of them. I will PM you the rest of my 3DS FC and we can trade literally right now. Any particular nature you might want?

This goes for anyone else, too


Has Smogon caught up to the X and Y meta yet?
Yes, they have already banned M-Kanga and possibly other megas but if so, I haven't heard of it.
 

PillsBuryDopeBoy

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**** lets talk about something else, talking about women for so long is making me sick

Hey i got an idea, why don't we talk about Project M?

because that's the one thing that we seem to never talk about
Ermmmm...... ok.. uhh...... there's 5 girls in project melee? and if captain falcon lands the sacred combo, unplug your controller because you just lost.
 

DrinkingFood

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just so you all know
there are in fact people who die alone, hugless, kissless, handholdless virgins
let that motivate you
or depress you

@ Paradoxium Paradoxium I guess i'll do netplay if you don't already have someone
actually I'm gonna go eat first I'll be back in like 20
 

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Hey i got an idea, why don't we talk about Project M?

because that's the one thing that we seem to never talk about
Sure.

How about we start with our own personal gripes with Project M? Not bashing, but the legit things you don't like about it.
Every smash game has something you don't like about it so Project M is no exception.
Try to keep bugs and glitches out of this because those will eventually and inevitably be fixed and or removed.

Me personally coming from my far superior casual mindset; It just feels like there aren't enough good stages to choose from.
 

Wolf_

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Hey man you backed down not me, but I have no te for foolishness at the moment. I have a legit problem.



You see, I'm not a *****. So I usually don't post my real life bs here. But this time I need some advice.


It's about girls, yep here we go...


You see, there was this girl who was in at least one of my classes every year. And she was really hot. We became friends, and over time we became even better friends, and she got hotter. But we were never really close, so when we weren't in the same class this year it didn't really phase me. She is like the typical social popular girl, I'm your typical, well, typical 18 year old. Smoke, drink , party, that kinda stuff.

Well recently i was sitting in class, and guess who the new teacher assistant was? Yep, it was her. And I didn't think she would care that I was in the class so I just kinda sat down and did the usual learning thing. I was kinda tired today so the situation didn't really sink it, and I didn't remember the fact that I haven't seen/talked to her since the school year started. So I glanced over and noticed she was hotter than the last time I saw her, and she was also waving at someone. I thought she was waving to someone behind me so I just casually looked away, but I looked around and no one was looking up, and when I looked at her she looked so offended and sad, and then she just started texting.

It slowly dawned on me what I had done, my 4th emotion was shattered.
Why didnt I just wave back? Why? WWWHHHYYYY! She must think I'm an ******* now.

It is quiet in that class so I couldn't get her attention in any way, I feel like a total ****. I should have like waved back or something, so now she probably thinks I'm acting too good for her or something. I've felt bad about it all day :(

See usually when this happens I don't give a ****, because I'm kinda a **** to most girls(yet they still like me). But this girl is different, I know I keep saying she's hot but I only keep bringing it up to be funny(really though, she is the hottest girl in the school), I've had my share of hot girls and the only reason I act ****ish is because they are usually stupid, I only hook up because they are hot.

But I could never be mean to her, she is too nice to me! She has substance, she has a personality! She is also really cool! I just wanna somehow apologize or something, but for some reason I can't muster enough testosterone to tell her in front of all her damn annoying friends. They are always flocking around her, and they are so ****ing annoying. And not only that, but she makes me feel too fuzzy inside to act normal. It's the perfect anti-paradoxium formula.

Just imagine if sonic had a shine that had 10x range and was dash cancelable. That's kinda what my situation is like. There is like no way to get too her, and she is playing defensively. It's like a 4 stocked situation.

I don't know what is going on with my brain! Talking to girls is so easy, why must I have trouble with her! Why is she giving me difficulty, i dont understand, i dont understand why im so broken about this. I feel like the fabrics of my reality are finally caving in, and that my very memory's will be a mere construct of imagination! Just the thought of it all shatters me! Just yesterday I had ferocity and valor to match that of a dragon, but now I am but a sad little rodent! Dear Lord!

I need opinions! And suggestions!!



3rd world problems
#TheStruggleIsReal

*Disclaimer* i all don't think girls are stupid, just the general population of popular male and females are pretty stupid.
You're worrying too much about such a small thing, just explain yourself, and if she doesn't respect your honesty, then she's not worth it
 

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Has Smogon caught up to the X and Y meta yet?
Yes they did. They banned M-Kangsakhan, M- Gengar and M- Blaziken so far to what I know of. Also relationships are a hit and miss for everyone mostly a miss for me which sucks so yeah.

Also this thread needs more cats.

 

shairn

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This is where the cool people hang out, right?
Sure.

How about we start with our own personal gripes with Project M? Not bashing, but the legit things you don't like about it.
Every smash game has something you don't like about it so Project M is no exception.
Try to keep bugs and glitches out of this because those will eventually and inevitably be fixed and or removed.

Me personally coming from my far superior casual mindset; It just feels like there aren't enough good stages to choose from.
Why would you want any other stage but FD?
 

Nguz95

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Lylat is the stage. Like, the stage to end all stages. I put Gimr's FDB remix and Prototyperaptor's Corneria remix on there, and now I never want to play another stage again.
 

Paradoxium

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You're worrying too much about such a small thing, just explain yourself, and if she doesn't respect your honesty, then she's not worth it
oh lol, i already took care of it. I ended up not even listening to what anyone said, i just walked up and said "Whats up" and then we just talked the whole class. I didn't even bother to bring up the whole reason why i was stressing. I think we are cool now, she even let me borrow her hookah pen :)
I thought i was nervous because i had a crush on her, but now i realize that i was just guilty, and i don't take guilt well at all. Anyways things are back to the way they were, all is good
 

DMG

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"Why would you want to play anywhere besides FD?"

What, do you play Marth and Falco? Sounds terrible
 

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Yes they did. They banned M-Kangsakhan, M- Gengar and M- Blaziken so far to what I know of. Also relationships are a hit and miss for everyone mostly a miss for me which sucks so yeah.
M-Lucario is also in check if I remember correctly.

Why would you want any other stage but FD?
You know, I love final destination to death. It's like one of my favorite stages but playing a good falco there is not fun at all.
 

shairn

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"Why would you want to play anywhere besides FD?"

What, do you play Marth and Falco? Sounds terrible
Yes, I do play Marth.

I just like FD in general though, even if it's not a good stage for the matchup.
 

Nguz95

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Metal Cavern is also Dashizwiz. If there's a regualr stage I like, it's gotta be PK2. So many good pokemon remixes on that stage. Guitahheroe is the best ever!
 

DMG

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Everyone hates on Metal Cavern. I like it. The slopes give you some interesting tilts and techs
 

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I only dislike Metal Cavern because I'm a scrub it is not that visually appealing. I love that they stylized crystals; I don't like the way they stylized them. Everything just seems so... flat. Needs more detail/texture imo.

My favorite stage happens to be Pictochat. It's so fun doing Pikachu gimmicks with the different drawings.
 

Nguz95

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metal cavern is a super cool stage that rewards pressure. It's a fresh take on traditionally tiny stages like YS. I love it to death.
 

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Smashville is the new FD also Metal Cavern is a good stage and can be very frightening to play on against certain characters like Fox, Falco on stage, Marth and a few others.
 

shairn

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Smashville is nice. The platform can lead to salty moments when it saves an opponent/runs away from you though.
 

Nguz95

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PK2 is the new FD. It's so neutral. Yoshi's Island Brawl is another one of my favorites, actually. I's a fun little stage that breaks up projectile camping, which, as a person who plays characters that get smacked by projectiles, is excellent.
 
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