Project M Social Thread Gold

[Deleted member]

if she says no, beat her at smash.

 

[Pwnz0rz Man]

if she says no, beat her at smash.

And after you've beaten her, pull an Azula and shout "YOU'VE BEEN DEFEATED FOR ALL TIME. NEVER SHALL YOU RISE FROM THE ASHES OF YOUR DEFEAT" Then laugh maliciously.

Works everytime. Promise.

 

[Inawordyes]

We don't think you're complaining about the friend zone. Just saying that if you want more, the only way to do that is to mention it to her. If she says no, oh well. If she says yes, well, see where it goes from there. I have so many regrets from not being honest about how I felt. I don't want to do it myself anymore.

To add on to this, you'll never know unless you try, because life is based on taking risks for the things you believe in. You know she likes somebody else, but you know you like her, and if you let her get away, you'll always wonder what could've been and regret not taking the leap. It isn't guaranteed, it could end up failing, but if you never try, the answer will always be "no". If it works, all the better for you for taking that leap, and if not, you tried and that's what counts in the end.

 

[9bit]

Best advice: don't take advice from people on the Internet .... owait

 

[DMG]

No calvo ur not fedora master 9000

The point is not to give up, just don't mislead yourself if she doesn't seem interested. That's all pookie bear

 

[MysteryRevengerson]

I love how the internet takes stupid **** and manages to twist it into some sort of insult.

 

[Saito]

I love how the internet takes stupid **** and manages to twist it into some sort of insult.

I see that you are projecting extremely hard on the internet because of your own actions.

Because of your statement I can clearly tell right now that you happen to post "stupid material" and feel bad when people call you out on it. Gitgud.

Something like that?

 

[Deleted member]

Best advice: don't take advice from people on the Internet .... owait

entire pool of human knowledge accessible at your fingertips

/ignore it

lol

 

[SpiderMad]

i probably should have mentioned she lives in tennessee

And your in Mexico? O_o

Also I noticed Parov Stelar has come out with 2 more albums, The Art of Sampling and The Princess: It's good stuff.

 

[PMS | LEVEL 100 MAGIKARP]

relationship advice: always listen to internet video game forums about relationship advice

 

[HyperrCrow]

I love you guys so much. This thread takes the most unexpected turns all the time.

 

[MysteryRevengerson]

Something like that?

Projecting gets used a lot too.

Also, my hair's too big to fit a fedora on it.

 

[Deleted member]

And after you've beaten her, pull an Azula and shout "YOU'VE BEEN DEFEATED FOR ALL TIME. NEVER SHALL YOU RISE FROM THE ASHES OF YOUR DEFEAT" Then laugh maliciously.

Works everytime. Promise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KKOc9jlghU&t=42s

 

[Sixth-Sense]

ily all

except dmg, what a ****

just ask her, if she says no just be her friend and laugh it off, things will change over time and she'll probably see you in a different light

Actual advice: challenge M2K to an entire best out of 7 set and bet that if you win you get her hand in marriage, if you lose she'll just be your gf

nothing serious

 

[Deleted member]

also ask m2k to let you win

he'll probably do it tbh

he's cool like that

 

[Kally Wally]

entire pool of human knowledge accessible at your fingertips

/ignore it

lol

As with most public pools, it has been **** in by many, many children who lack self control.

 

[Saito]

Also, my hair's too big to fit a fedora on it.

We need more Fedoras

 

[Deleted member]

As with most public pools, it has been **** in by many, many children who lack self control.

are you indirectly suggesting that i'm one of them?

because you don't have to be indirect.

i pee in the internet pool more than anyone else here not close.

 

[DMG]

I don't pee in the public pool, mostly because my city is poor and doesn't really have that

 

[Pwnz0rz Man]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KKOc9jlghU&t=42s

I was off by a few lines, but the general idea was there. Now I must go not rise from the ashes of my shame and humiliation.

 

[DrinkingFood]

How long before fedoras become so hated that people get sick of fedora hate so people kinda just stop talking about them and then they come back around full circle and are cool for hipsters because nobody has even heard of them anymore because everyone who used to hate on them died and everyone that used to like them died and so they just get forgotten about until they get rediscovered by a lone hipster who repopularizes them in the hipster underground before hipster posers take fedoras back as their own and popularize them like they did with thick rimmed "nerdy" glasses

 

[XStarWarriorX]

@Calvo, just freaking ask her out man, but since you said she's into someone else just move on bro.

I've been rejected/ignored more times than you can count, but does that get me down? nope. I got other things to do, like play smash bros for instance.

Course I really don't give a **** about these types of things anymore, but that's just me.

Just go for it dude.

 

[Saito]

The criteria for wearing a Fedora and being accepted by internet standards is ridiculous.

You have to be 30-45 years old, look mature, wearing matching attire, don a serious expression, Weight has to be proper. You can't be too muscular or overweight., You have to be white, Have black/brown hair.

Rules you can't break after meeting all of the above criteria.
Laughing heartily. A small chuckle is completely fine.
Having a bright expression.
Trying to act cool.

Break any rules or don't meet the criteria and you shall be claimed to be "Shaming the Fedora."

Unless you're a pimp.

 

[standardtoaster]

for you calvo

 

[DMG]

That's a nice turtle

 

[Plum]

if she says no, beat her at smash.

choosing to ignore "at smash" makes this post a lot more enjoyable

 

[Saito]

Credit to Xcissors

 

[Hylian]

I wore a hat like that once.

>_>

Spoiler

 

[HyperrCrow]

choosing to ignore "at smash" makes this post a lot more enjoyable

LMFAOOOOOOOOO I'm dying

 

[Mono.]

>Rated M for manly

Saying that this game would put hair on your chest isn't a good way to get girls to play, is it?

I better reconsider my approach

 

[Saito]

I wore a hat like that once.

>_>

Spoiler

I've got some bad news bro.

 

[Mono.]

I wore a hat like that once.

>_>

Spoiler

lal lel lil lol lul and sometimes why

 

[Ginge]

I've got some bad news bro.

Is the bad news that the hat lacks a triforce on it?

 

[Deleted member]

jordan the hat kinda works better than you think it does.

 

[SunJester]

The most amusing part of fedora wearing is that they never really are fedoras.

They're usually trilbys.

 

[Brim]

Then tell her you like her. Even if she lives in another state or country. It'll always be a no if you never ask.

This, this. [Late]
Sorry for the random comment, but I feel like I might as well say something on terms of long-distance relationships. I have a girlfriend in Arizona, she's a real sweetheart -- granted expensive tastes to go along with all that sweetness. But like Ginge said, you don't have a chance if you don't try (basically) and she doesn't necessarily have to like Smash; I play CoD a fair amount, and believe it or not I've met my girlfriend through CoD, and she's just an amazing player.
Hell, we're coming up on our first year of dating, and we are very different.

PS Sorry if I'm butting in.

 

[MysteryRevengerson]

SNIP

Now I KNOW not to bother with you, you didn't even give his full name.

 

[HyperrCrow]

Now I KNOW not to bother with you, you didn't even give his full name.

Unless you're a pimp.

Say it with me Saito. A Pimp Named Slickback. You say the whole thing like A Tribe Called Quest.

 

[Saito]

Say it with me Saito. A Pimp Named Slickback. You say the whole thing like A Tribe Called Quest.

Can't I just call him Slickback for short?

 

[HyperrCrow]

Can't I just call him Slickback for short?

http://youtu.be/XK6_CH1cH3M?t=45s