Well...You see....When a man is attracted to a woman and the woman is attracted to the man, they become involved in a very, very physical interaction.
So Binary and his gal probably started off in a personal location like a bedroom. The mood settling in. Both undressing, preparing themselves for the exhilarating, intense, no ease, and down to your knees end of the night. Then, as then they went in close to commence the embrace that would even bring God to smile upon....BRRRAPPPLEEDOUUGH
The locked door slams open. The darkness of the room gives the strong looking figure no identity. The figure then turns the light switch and it is none other than the 15th-time WWE World Heavyweight Champion, two-time Mr. Money in the Bank winner, and current US Champion, John Cena. Binary and his gal lock eyes. They know. The odds are stacked against Cena as he is pitted in a two on one match. A beat of sweat drops from Cena's face. He says "You can't see me." Binary then runs towards Cena, performing a textbook flying bodycross. Cena takes the bodycross but captures Binary and keeps his balance. He then lifts Binary on his shoulders and prepares to end it all with an Attitude Adjustment. Seizing the opportunity, the woman who was isolated far off into the bedroom, spears Cena through the drywall of the bedroom and moved into the living room. All three laid motionless with her laying on top of Cena. Overcoming the odds placed in front of him, Cena kicks out at two. He then stands up and performs a perfect Five-Knuckle Shuffle on the gal. He then performs an Attitude Adjustment on her out the second story window. He then walks over to Binary. He rolls him over and locks in the STF, the most feared submission move in the business.
"BAH GAWD. BINARY JUST WON'T QUIT. I'LL TELL YOU LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HE'S ONE TOUGH S.O.B." It is none other than the white meat babyface from Oklahoma, Jumpin' Jim Ross. Watching from the destoryed window wall, he is joined on the flying commentator's table by Vampiro. "BOY. I TELL YOU BROTHER. THIS IS ONE HELL OF A MATCH." As Binary is losing consciousness, he remembered the teaching of the wrestling legend, Hulk Hogan. "LISTEN HERE DUDEBROTHERJACK. WHEN I BODYSLAMMED ANDRE THE GIANT IN FRONT OF 20 MILLION HULKAMANICS, I FELT THE POWER OF ALL THOSE LITTLE BROTHERS CHEERING ME. NOW EAT YOUR VITAMINS AND SAY YOUR PRAYERS, BROTHER." Cena couldn't believe it. Binary was breaking out of the STF, the move that no one has ever broken out of. Then, in one moment, Binary used all his energy and broke the STF. Binary got up and started hulking up. Cena sensed the situation and attempted to it before he finished. He threw out a jab. Didn't work. He threw another. No luck. He threw one final punch that had all the might he could give in it. Binary took it and then retaliated by throwing out his finger and pointed at Cena. "YOU" said Binary as he waved his finger in a "No" manner. Cena then ran towards Binary. He then realized he ran into a trap but it was too late. Binary gave Cena the Big Boot. Taking what was present before him, he gave Cena the Leg Drop that would end the gods themselves. He covered Cena.
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Right as the third count reach the mouth of the speaker, Cena kicks out at 2.99.
"Now if my client, BROOOOCCCKKKK LEESSSSSNNNNNAAAAAAAARRRRRRR, was in this match, everyone would have gotten a first class trip to Suplex City" spoke the father of extreme, Paul Heyman. Binary couldn't believe it. Not even the power of Hulkamania could beat Cena. He then remembered the most basic thing about Cena. The one thing he shouldn't have forgotten: CENAWINSLOL. As he realized this, he came face to face with Cena. Cena motioned his hand in front of his face and said "You can't see me." Cena lifted Binary once more on his shoulder and performed an Attitude Adjustment that silenced all the nonbeliever.
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"HE'S DONE IT! HE'S DONE IT! CENA'S OVERCOME THE ODDS!" screamed Jim Ross. Cena's theme kicked in. A mix of cheers and boos boomed over a twenty mile radius of the match. The referee raised Cena's hand in victory and declared him the winner. He then walked over to Binary who was still on the floor, recovering from an earth-shattering slam. "THE CHAMP IS HERE" is all of what Binary heard before passing out, having the most physical, grueling, match of his life.
And that @
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