Empyrean
Smash Champion
My personal favorite: "I was trying something out." Which is often true, mind you.
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Sorry for the double post, but I do the same thing. Earlier this week I called Kirby v***** face.I typically start swearing at the character himself when I **** up. I'll be all, "Link you ****ing *******." Apparently, it's funny to others. I get that the character is functioning within the parameters of its build, but I like to yell at them when I make the mistake :O
You only won because I suck at this game
You won because I suck at this game
You won I suck at this game
This is usually followed up closely by sporadic arm flailing and some semi-coherent gibberish, and lead in by "AAAAAAUGHFLJKFDGH, man- ".Darkgun said:I suck at this game.
stop playing on wifi"I must be going braindead..." (KOed by moves with slow start up, like Falcon Punch or Ike's Fsmash)
"I was connection testing." (I'll often do empty jabs to measure the input delay on wifi, for the sake of adapting)
"I can't feel motivated anymore..." (got a crap modem that disconnects A LOT, especially late at night. if it happens enough times, I start expecting it and assume the the match won't get to end)
?people do that"adderall is wearing off"
This ain't no john, homie."3rd party controllers suck."
I can't find my old Nintendo brand ones and all I have is a GameStop brand controller.This ain't no john, homie.
3rd party = SATAN
Never again...
Oh god I laughed too hard at that.*get up, unplug controller, plug it back in*
the silent john
"I blame the Jews"
Always gets a great reaction.
It's okay, I'm Jewish
Legit, I am.Are you, really?
I find this funnier than the others since this actually happened to him"You spilled pineapple crush on my controller"