People will always find stuff to complain about, especially stuff that helps you beat them. I'd advise against developing your play style around their johns.
More specifically, while lasering is good, you can honestly probably get more by trying to read their movement. When people camp like this, they heavily restrict themselves and become extremely predictable. If they do the same pattern over and over, FH near them to see how they react. If they DJ away, then you can fall back to the ground, wait a little, then FH again and read the DJ. You can simply raw shine them, or if they're at higher percents you can just bair. Doing a slightly rising nair/dair can be a good way of cutting off multiple options, just be careful to make sure you will land out of their punish range if you don't hit/they shield it.
No one in the cast is capable of camping Falco forever, even without lasers. Be patient. They are giving you a risk-free way of observing and absorbing their habits and tendencies, so take it. One of the main weaknesses of spacies is that they have a very limited time to adapt to neutral because they get punished so hard whereas a Peach or Samus can get hit 10+ times in neutral during their first stock and develop a very good idea of their opponent's gameplan.
