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Pokemon Trainer: Fastest character?

WaffleGuyPerson

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You remember that Falcon Punch video. Yeah that one. The explosion wasn't caused by the Falcon Punch. Nope, not Black Shadow's bomb either. Pokemon Trainer. Breathing.
 

tafutureboy

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PT is the one who created smash
he kidnapped every character he wanted for a battle royale with his masterballs and sends them out for his entertainment
master hand and crazy hand were his gloves
Mewtwo dared to challenge his master and we all know what happened to him
HIS LEGS CAN BE SEEN IN THE ORIGINAL SMASH!!! its true look at the intro with pikachu, Its a CONSPIRACY!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Cz79J_3TlBM
this goes back to my point earlier...I basically said this 5 pages ago....PT was in the Poke'mon door

and the ball pikachus on is his own....PT walked by and as you can see he stopped rolling around, they didnt qwant to show PT hitting, i mean training, pikachu till he went into his ball (entrances are back because PT's Pikachu was finally allowed to come out)
 

PrettyGoodYear

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PT once clipped 2 of his toenails, They are now called Sonic and C. Falcon.
Don't forget he once took a leak and it became the Pacific Ocean.

PT discovered America. Cristobal Colon was one of his Pokemon.

The Milky Way was created by Pokemon Trainer milking a Miltank to her full potential. A feat only he has managed to accomplish... but don't ask for the Miltank.
 

MIRAI87

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There are no cut characters in Brawl. Only characters that Pokemon Trainer fought.

Ask him about it and he'll tell you they 'fainted'. We know what really happened, PT.
 

Yuna

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What's more amazing is that the trainer can summon floating platforms to stand on at will... even on stages that do not change like Corneria.
 
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Pokemon Trainer slamed a revolving door once.

Pokemon Trainer carries 8 Pokemon. 6 in his pack and 2 of them concealed. They are rumored to be Arceus and Chuck Norris.

Pokemon Trainer eats Land Masters for Breakfast...Without Milk.

Brawl didn't get slower, a time Fluxuation caused the universe to slow itself down due to the overwhelming friction that occurs from his movements.

Pokemon flipped a coin in 2,000,000 B.C. to determin where he would build his pokemon slave sweat shops. It was flipped so hard that it broke the earth's atmosphere. Not only that, but the extreme rotation speed of the coin in addition to it's collision on the moon caused it to break a piece of matter off of it, which fell to the earth and killed the dinosaurs, except for the Chuckasaurus rex, which he had captured and named Charizard. Pokemon sweat shops produce Land Masters that Pokemon Trainer can consume.

*The More You Know*
 

Mark_zerO_onE

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Pokémon Trainer Facts

- The Pokémon trainer is the fastest character in the game...faster so than even say...sonic.

- His short hops are incredible; imagine him with a Bunny Hood.

- Pokémon Trainer can climb sheer rock walls, traverse the seas, and climb to the top of the Shine Sprite Tower, faster than you can say "its super effective!"

- Pokémon trainer is banned from tourneys... his slave Pokémon will mind though; he starves them so they fight that much harder so they can feast on the flesh of their fresh kill.

- They were going to have the Pokémon Trainer be a playable character without his Pokémon, but they decided in the end it wasn't a good idea. The tier list would be as follows:

TOP GOD UBER TIER:
Pokémon Trainer

other tier:
everyone else

- Notice how he gets a smash ball only with his Pokémon? That's because if he got the smash ball, the game is over. He's already won. SMASH BALL, I CHOOSE YOU!

...Nobody screws with Pokémon Trainer. Not even Chuck Norris.

- Pokémon Trainer has been known to traverse continents in a matter of minutes.

- Pokémon Trainer can wave dash.

- Pokémon Trainer is a slave driver. He trains his Pokémon so hard they can take on evil in the flesh. How many trainers do you know have Pokémon that strong?

- Pokémon Trainer has infinite jumps.

- Pokémon Trainer is also invincible.

- The only reason he uses Pokémon is because all of the other fighters have restraining orders.

- Pokémon Trainer chooses to remain in the background because he fears that his awesome powers might be too overwhelming.

- Pokémon Trainer is the only character who is aware that the third-dimension exists for more than just dodging and looking pretty.

- Pokémon Trainer doesn't even move: the world universe revolves around him.

- Pokémon Trainer is the son of Captain Falcon.

- Pokémon Trainer is permanently stuck in a spot dodge... its a horrible glitch that leaves one alone in a desolate zone stuck only to watch the world move on about him... only poke balls can pass through the barrier. He is not really throwing out Pokémon; he is sending out an SOS...How did he get stuck there? A Falcon Punch gone horribly wrong.

- At least he can't get into the real world. If his powers were unleashed, who knows what could happen.

- Pokémon Trainer is the Cloverfield Monster.

- Pokémon Trainer is actually the real final boss of Subspace Emissary.

- Forget the Ancient Minister, Pokémon Trainer controls him that controls master hand, that controls everyone.............Pokémon Trainer has been in the background since SSB64. (He was in the Pokémon door)

- Pokémon Trainer doesn't use Poke balls to capture Pokémon. They use them to hide.

- The Pokémon Trainer displays an alternative version of the Heisenberg Uncertainty principle: you can know where is; but never how fast he got there.

- Time doesn't move around Pokémon Trainer, Pokémon Trainer moves around time... that explains everything.

- Pokémon Trainer is a 5th dimensional entity.

- Pokémon Trainer can teleport. Thus, his speed is infinite miles per second.

- Don’t question the might of the Pokémon Trainer. EVER!

- The Pokémon Trainer is in the right dimension...everyone left that dimension to get away from him and Chuck Norris (yes he's in that dimension too).

- If you get Pokémon Trainer to say “Reniart Nomekop” he’ll get transported to the 5th dimension. Be careful not to say it yourself or you might get sent back to the 5th de.... oops to late you've already said it….

- Only one thing is faster than Super Sonic with a Bunny Hood in Lightning Melee...Pokémon Trainer.
- The Pokémon Trainer doesn’t throw the poke balls, they flee from his hand in terror, yet they can't fully escape his gravitational force.

- Pokémon Trainer is the reason for the Brawl Delay. Every time they try to press a new CD, it explodes from his awesome.

- Pokémon Trainer made Nintendo.

- Pokémon Trainer is playing permanent mind games on his opponents. They never know when he'll flip out and kill them. Yea, he's a mammal, and Ninjas evolved from his droppings.

- Pokémon Trainer’s infinite jump last longer than Bowser's infinite jump

- Pokémon Trainer is also a Trophy Trainer and he only lets the other characters fight for his own amusement.

- The Pokémon trainer craps Smash Balls.

- Pokémon Trainer carries 7 Pokémon instead of six.

- Pokémon Trainer is the force controlling every antagonist of every game you've ever played. Bowser is one of Pokémon Trainer's Pokémon.

- Pokémon Trainer doesn't throw poke balls... he so fast it only appears that it has been thrown.

- Pokémon Trainer caught a wild Luigi, would you like to give it a nickname
Luigi has been transferred to PC (which he may never access).

- Pokémon Trainer caught Charizard, Ivysaur and Squirtle by saying get in that poke’ ball....they obeyed pretty fast.

- Pokémon Trainer has the only ZA WARUDO TM in existence.

- You cannot grasp the true form of the Pokémon Trainer's attack.

- Pokémon Trainer doesn't age: every three years or so he just changes his appearance and moves to a different region to dominate new territory.

- To Pokémon Trainer, the smash ball is just another TM to sell at the poke mart for extra cash.

- Know why Mewtwo is not in Brawl? He found out Pokémon Trainer was a character, and new his feeble mental powers were no match.

- When a character defeats Pokémon Trainer, in fact, they haven’t: when said character fights Pokémon Trainer, he unleashes so much epic that he sends his opponents soul to another dimension.

- Abra has a Pokémon Trainer that can teleport.

- Dairantō Sumasshu Burazāzu Ekkusu literally translates into: “Pokémon Trainer, the Video Game”. However, Sakurai did not want us to find out, so he dubbed the American version as Super Smash Brothers Brawl.

- When a character defeats PT, in fact, they haven’t
when said character fights PT, he unleashes so much epic that he sends his opponents soul to another dimension.

- I know what it is. He has on the Running Shoes from D&P.

- Pokémon Trainer is the only human having so many names: Red, Ash Ketchum, Green, Blue, Gary Oak, Shigeru, and Satoshi...

Pokémon Trainer is the real and only son of Chuck Norris. People say that when he was born, he stared at his father and said: "Dad, I gotcha", while throwing at him a red and white ball. But that actually happened a few days before Chuck and PT's mother **********.

Pokémon Trainer can beat Zelda TP, GTA San Andreas and WoW in less than 10 minutes.

- This thread amuses PT.

- PT can catch a "god"(Arceus) with a mere ball.

- PT can use rocks to catch Pokémon

- Pokémon Trainer is the only guy capable of flying in a matter of seconds through the whole world riding a little pigeon.

Pokémon Trainer's REAL final smash is trapping his enemies with a Poke ball.

- Ken asked Pokémon Trainer is he could main him. Pokémon Trainer declined.

- Pokémon Trainer is the one who created smash: he kidnapped every character he wanted for a battle royal with his master balls and sends them out for his entertainment.
Master hand and crazy hand were his gloves. Mewtwo dared to challenge his master and we all know what happened to him…

- Pokémon Trainer once clipped 2 of his toenails; they are now called Sonic and Caption. Falcon.

- Pokémon Trainer is the Pokémon league.

- Pokémon Trainer once took a leak and it became the Pacific Ocean.

Pokémon Trainer discovered America. Cristobal Colon was one of his Pokémon.

- The Milky Way was created by Pokémon Trainer milking a Miltank to her full potential. A feat only he has managed to accomplish... but don't ask for the Miltank.

- Fox, Falco and Wolfs’ Final Smash's are landmasters so they can hide, temporarily.

- PT beat Animal Crossing.

- There are no cut characters in Brawl. Only characters that Pokémon Trainer fought. Ask him about it and he'll tell you they 'fainted'. We know what really happened…

- Pokémon Trainer carries 8 Pokémon. 6 in his pack and 2 of them concealed. They are rumored to be Arceus and Chuck Norris.

- Pokémon Trainer eats Land Masters for Breakfast...Without milk.

- Brawl didn't get slower; a time Fluxuation caused the universe to slow itself down due to the overwhelming friction that occurs from his movements.

- Pokémon Trainer beat Pac-man and Asteroids at the same time.
- Pokémon Trainer's red outfit actually consists of the skin of his dead opponents colored with their blood.

- Pokémon Trainer caught all the Pokémon... with 1 poke ball.

- Pokémon Trainer once raced in the F-Zero, till he realized his car was slower than him.

- Pokémon Trainer can name all the digits of pi... backwards.

- Team Rocket may blast off at the speed of light, but they still can't catch Pokémon Trainer.

- Darkrai gives people nightmares. Pokémon Trainer gives Darkrai nightmares.

- Pokemon Trainer is so fast that he can play against himself in Brawl.

- Pokemon Trainer is stuck in his own dimension because he saved in Glitch City, but forgot his Pidgey

- As soon as you start a game on Big blue with Pokemon Trainer he disappears... because he has already won the 30 lap race by the time the other racers start their engines.

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