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Pokemon Trainer: Fastest character?

listentomook

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PT is just permanently stuck in a spot dodge... its a horrible glitch that leaves one alone in a desolate zone stuck only to watch the world move on about him... only pokeballs can pass through the barrier hes not really throwing out pokemon, hes sending out an SOS...
 

tafutureboy

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@listentomook: :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

how did he get stuck there, now can he cath'em all or is he stuck with those three

also in subspace he is out in the open only to be shut to his own dimension
 

WaffleGuyPerson

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PT is just permanently stuck in a spot dodge... its a horrible glitch that leaves one alone in a desolate zone stuck only to watch the world move on about him... only pokeballs can pass through the barrier hes not really throwing out pokemon, hes sending out an SOS...
Well at least he can't get into the real world. If his powers were unleashed, who knows what could happen.
 

tennisthehilife

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No, that isn't a pokemon trainer, its Mewtwo in disguise. He cloned Ash's Pokemon like in the first movie and now seeks revenge. Explains why Mewtwo is not in Brawl also.





Sorry if that wasn't funny, I'm not that funny of a person. You guys are too awesome.
Omg I love this thread, everyone rate it 5 stars!
 

kooky

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OMG, i read this thread and i smell something bad... the PT evolves to the Chuck Norris of Smash Bros. I'm almost able to see the "Pokemon Trainer Facts" spooking around in the whole www.
The only thing that's missing is a super-ultimate-power-move like chuck's roundhousekick...

Edit: lolz about post above: That's exactly what i meant^^
 

listentomook

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weve established the fundamenetal glitch that felled red into the subspace spot dodge dimension>>being a falcon punch and wavedash complex...red used to be able to fight alongside his pokemon, but his "emergen behavior" angered nintendo, and now he has been stifled away into a zone of silence. Yet by this doing, nintendo accidentally empowered red with all the powers of glitches and adv. techs... to this day red struggles to break back into the smash realm to get even with all who abandoned him..and raze final destination to the bowels of hell.

EMERGENT BEHAVIOR HERE >>>http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=144716&highlight=advanced+techs
 

Wave⁂

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PT can teleport. Thus, his speed is infinite miles per second.
 

tafutureboy

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weve established the fundamenetal glitch that felled red into the subspace spot dodge dimension>>being a falcon punch and wavedash complex...red used to be able to fight alongside his pokemon, but his "emergen behavior" angered nintendo, and now he has been stifled away into a zone of silence. Yet by this doing, nintendo accidentally empowered red with all the powers of glitches and adv. techs... to this day red struggles to break back into the smash realm to get even with all who abandoned him..and raze final destination to the bowels of hell.
tahts all 4 pages in a paragraph, maybe he's in the right dimension...everyone left that dimesion to get away from PT and Chuck Norris (yes he's in that dimension too)
 

-Linko-

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It's really funny how joke topics last for more than 5 pages, while serious topics don't get more than two messages.
 

listentomook

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joke? i dont see a joke anywhere at all...i see a serious problem at hand, and its name is god uber tier pokemon trainer...you wont think its a joke when someone figures out how to bring him into our dimension again...ever see lord of the rings? SAURON...well imagine x100000000000. smash will be ruined forever
 

Mark_zerO_onE

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here is a compiled list of everything here

Okay here is the list so far:

Pokemon Trainer Facts

- The pokemon trainer is the fastest character in the game...faster so than even say...sonic.

- His short hops are incredible; Imagine him with a Bunny Hood.

- Pokemon Trainer can climb sheer rock walls, traverse the seas, and climb to the top of the Shine Sprite Tower, faster than you can say "It's super effective!"

- Pokemon trainer is banned from tournies... his slave pokemon will mind though; he starves them so they fight that much harder so they can feast on the flesh of their fresh kill.

- They were going to have the Pokemon Trainer be a playable character without his pokemon, but they decided in the end it wasn't a good idea. The tier list would be as follows:

TOP GOD UBER TIER:
Pokemon Trainer

other tier:
everyone else

- Notice how he gets a smash ball only with his pokemon? That's because if he got the smash ball, the game is over. He's already won. SMASH BALL, I CHOOSE YOU!

...Nobody screws with Pokemon Trainer. Not even Chuck Norris.

- Pokemon Trainer has been known to traverse continents in a matter of minutes.

- Pokemon Trainer can wave dash.

- PT is a slave driver. He trains his Pokemon so hard they can take on evil in the flesh. How many trainers do you know have Pokemon that strong?

- Pokemon Trainer has infinite jumps.

- Pokemon Trainer is also invincible.

- The only reason he uses Pokemon is because all of the other fighters have restraining orders.

- Pokemon Trainer chooses to remain in the background because he fears that his awesome powers might be too overwhelming.

- Pokemon Trainer is the only character who is aware that the third-dimension exists for more than just dodging and looking pretty.

- Pokemon Trainer doesn't even move: the world universe revolves around him.

- Pokemon Trainer is the son of Captain Falcon.

- Pokemon Trainer is permanently stuck in a spot dodge... its a horrible glitch that leaves one alone in a desolate zone stuck only to watch the world move on about him... only pokeballs can pass through the barrier. He is not really throwing out pokemon, he is sending out an SOS...How did he get stuck there? A Falcon Punch gone horribly wrong.

- At least he can't get into the real world. If his powers were unleashed, who knows what could happen.

- Pokemon Trainer is the Cloverfield Monster.

- Pokemon Trainer is actually the real final boss of Subspace Emissary.

- Forget the Ancient Minister, Pokemon Trainer controls him, that controls master hand, that controls everyone.............Pokemon Trainer has been in the backround since SSB64. (he was in the Poke'mon door)

- Pokemon Trainer doesn't use Pokeballs to capture Pokemon. They use them to hide.

- The Pokemon Trainer displays an alternative version of the Heisenberg Uncertainty principle: you can know where is; but never how fast he got there.

- Time doesn't move around Pokemon Trainer, Pokemon Trainer moves around time... that explains everything.

- Pokemon Trainer is a 5th dimensional entity.

- Pokemon Trainer can teleport. Thus, his speed is infinite miles per second.

- Don’t question the might of the Pokemon Trainer. EVER!

- The Pokemon Trainer is in the right dimension...everyone left that dimesion to get away from him and Chuck Norris (yes he's in that dimension too).
 
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