Compliation of Pokemon Trainer Facts
Pokémon Trainer Facts
- The Pokémon trainer is the fastest character in the game...faster so than even say...sonic.
- His short hops are incredible; imagine him with a Bunny Hood.
- Pokémon Trainer can climb sheer rock walls, traverse the seas, and climb to the top of the Shine Sprite Tower, faster than you can say "its super effective!"
- Pokémon trainer is banned from tourneys... his slave Pokémon will mind though; he starves them so they fight that much harder so they can feast on the flesh of their fresh kill.
- They were going to have the Pokémon Trainer be a playable character without his Pokémon, but they decided in the end it wasn't a good idea. The tier list would be as follows:
TOP GOD UBER TIER:
Pokémon Trainer
other tier:
everyone else
- Notice how he gets a smash ball only with his Pokémon? That's because if he got the smash ball, the game is over. He's already won. SMASH BALL, I CHOOSE YOU!
...Nobody screws with Pokémon Trainer. Not even Chuck Norris.
- Pokémon Trainer has been known to traverse continents in a matter of minutes.
- Pokémon Trainer can wave dash.
- Pokémon Trainer is a slave driver. He trains his Pokémon so hard they can take on evil in the flesh. How many trainers do you know have Pokémon that strong?
- Pokémon Trainer has infinite jumps.
- Pokémon Trainer is also invincible.
- The only reason he uses Pokémon is because all of the other fighters have restraining orders.
- Pokémon Trainer chooses to remain in the background because he fears that his awesome powers might be too overwhelming.
- Pokémon Trainer is the only character who is aware that the third-dimension exists for more than just dodging and looking pretty.
- Pokémon Trainer doesn't even move: the world universe revolves around him.
- Pokémon Trainer is the son of Captain Falcon.
- Pokémon Trainer is permanently stuck in a spot dodge... its a horrible glitch that leaves one alone in a desolate zone stuck only to watch the world move on about him... only poke balls can pass through the barrier. He is not really throwing out Pokémon; he is sending out an SOS...How did he get stuck there? A Falcon Punch gone horribly wrong.
- At least he can't get into the real world. If his powers were unleashed, who knows what could happen.
- Pokémon Trainer is the Cloverfield Monster.
- Pokémon Trainer is actually the real final boss of Subspace Emissary.
- Forget the Ancient Minister, Pokémon Trainer controls him that controls master hand, that controls everyone.............Pokémon Trainer has been in the background since SSB64. (He was in the Pokémon door)
- Pokémon Trainer doesn't use Poke balls to capture Pokémon. They use them to hide.
- The Pokémon Trainer displays an alternative version of the Heisenberg Uncertainty principle: you can know where is; but never how fast he got there.
- Time doesn't move around Pokémon Trainer, Pokémon Trainer moves around time... that explains everything.
- Pokémon Trainer is a 5th dimensional entity.
- Pokémon Trainer can teleport. Thus, his speed is infinite miles per second.
- Don’t question the might of the Pokémon Trainer. EVER!
- The Pokémon Trainer is in the right dimension...everyone left that dimension to get away from him and Chuck Norris (yes he's in that dimension too).
- If you get Pokémon Trainer to say “Reniart Nomekop” he’ll get transported to the 5th dimension. Be careful not to say it yourself or you might get sent back to the 5th de.... oops to late you've already said it….
- Only one thing is faster than Super Sonic with a Bunny Hood in Lightning Melee...Pokémon Trainer.
- The Pokémon Trainer doesn’t throw the poke balls, they flee from his hand in terror, yet they can't fully escape his gravitational force.
- Pokémon Trainer is the reason for the Brawl Delay. Every time they try to press a new CD, it explodes from his awesome.
- Pokémon Trainer made Nintendo.
- Pokémon Trainer is playing permanent mind games on his opponents. They never know when he'll flip out and kill them. Yea, he's a mammal, and Ninjas evolved from his droppings.
- Pokémon Trainer’s infinite jump last longer than Bowser's infinite jump
- Pokémon Trainer is also a Trophy Trainer and he only lets the other characters fight for his own amusement.
- The Pokémon trainer craps Smash Balls.
- Pokémon Trainer carries 7 Pokémon instead of six.
- Pokémon Trainer is the force controlling every antagonist of every game you've ever played. Bowser is one of Pokémon Trainer's Pokémon.
- Pokémon Trainer doesn't throw poke balls... he so fast it only appears that it has been thrown.
- Pokémon Trainer caught a wild Luigi, would you like to give it a nickname
Luigi has been transferred to PC (which he may never access).
- Pokémon Trainer caught Charizard, Ivysaur and Squirtle by saying get in that poke’ ball....they obeyed pretty fast.
- Pokémon Trainer has the only ZA WARUDO TM in existence.
This list keeps getting better and better. lol
