Play SSBB forever.

[Skrah]

*** AWN! BLUUUEEEE FALCOOOOOONNN!!

Play Brawl.

Dude, that final smash was so gay. Why not the time paradox causing, brain melting, divide by zero falcon pawnch??? It's like as if Captain one day ran over a dog and said "Hey that messed him up real good! Imma use it for my final move in the next game!"

Play melee

 

[MuraRengan]

Have common sense.

Play Melee.

 

[Barge]

Dedication

Play Smash64

Skill

Play Melee

Money

Play Brawl

 

[Kinzer]

Inspiration.

Play SSB4 when it comes out.

 

[Firus]

If you wanna play melee, get off these boards and play melee >.>

If you can't accept a joke, get off the boards and take a class on having a sense of humor.
If you're going to be totally bitter towards Melee fans, get off the boards and take a class on accepting other people's opinions.

Either that or just get off teh interwebz entirely.

Seriously, why are there so many Brawlers that tell Melee-ers to just play Melee when they try to support their game? Are we not entitled to expressing our opinions? In joke form, no less?

Then again, it's also entertaining joking about this when people continuously don't get it, albeit irksome at the same time.

And besides, playing Melee against a computer is no where near as much fun as pissing Brawltards off

You speak the truth, my friend.

...

Oh yeah...

Play Melee.

 

[handsockpuppet]

realize that there's nothing important going for Brawl that melee isn't twice as good at.

play Melee

 

[Barge]

realize that there's nothing important going for Brawl that melee isn't twice as good at.

play Melee

Footstools.
Adding humiliation to your opponents death

Play Brawl

 

[MuraRengan]

Shinespike.
Adding humiliation to your opponents death

Play Melee

 

[handsockpuppet]

LOL, if your opponent dies from footstools, then he's a complete noob.

 

[Barge]

Nonono, footstooling them when you edgehog.

 

[handsockpuppet]

as an IC main, I would think you'd realize that just doing their taunts should be enough.

 

[Skrah]

Tripping. Lamest concept around.

Play Melee

 

[Barge]

Desynced taunts are the best, but still. Footstooling is hilarious

 

[handsockpuppet]

eh, it's not that important. besides, if you did ICs in Melee you could wobble, chaingrab, freeze glitch them for just as many laughs.

 

[Firus]

Footstools.
Adding humiliation to your opponents death

Play Brawl

No auto-sweetspotting.
Subtracting the aspect of people continuously coming back.

Play Melee.

 

[Altaz Link]

Well I don't know about you but I'll play Melee for a long time.

 

[MuraRengan]

You'll trip a lot more IRL.

Play Melee.

 

[Oracle]

Dude, that final smash was so gay. Why not the time paradox causing, brain melting, divide by zero falcon pawnch??? It's like as if Captain one day ran over a dog and said "Hey that messed him up real good! Imma use it for my final move in the next game!"

Play melee

That is amazing. I should sig that.

Play melee

 

[kirbypika]

Footstools.
Adding humiliation to your opponents death

Play Brawl

Show ya moves edgehog.

Adding humiliation to your opponents death.

Play 64.

 

[§leepy God]

On SSB64, when you die, it sounds like you broke somthing. On Melee, when you die, it sounds like you fell into the river. On Brawl, when you die, it sounds like a nuke just hit the house. You want best sound effects while playing Smash.

Play Brawl

 

[Cinder]

I don't care about sound effects, I care about gameplay

Play Melee

 

[Daedatheus]

Show ya moves edgehog.

Adding humiliation to your opponents death.

Play 64.

This. Also:

KO your opponent in 6 seconds with a super-flashy zero-to-death combo then throw out 30 taunts in a row with taunt-cancelling to humiliate them.

Play 64.

Melee's also tons of fun.

 

[Mith_]

Let's do some math here.

Given:

Melee = win.
Brawl = fail.

QED: the statement "Brawl > Melee" must be false.

Your Brawl rate > 9000

Using the substitution property of equality, your fail rate > 9000.

Play Melee.

Too much win. I Falcon Punched my calculator.

Play Arcana Heart.

 

[handsockpuppet]

don't end up like Cinder's disk

play Melee

 

[MuraRengan]

Yeah, I really like the sound of tripping.

Play Melee

 

[Firus]

On SSB64, when you die, it sounds like you broke somthing. On Melee, when you die, it sounds like you fell into the river. On Brawl, when you die, it sounds like a nuke just hit the house. You want best sound effects while playing Smash.

Play Brawl

No stupid, inane details that no one cares about like stickers -- just pure awesome.

Play Melee.

 

[MuraRengan]

You'll do something completely stupid and find out that it's an infinite

Play Melee.

 

[Kinzer]

Row row fight the power until more supporters come possibly.

Play Barlw.

 

[Teran]

Luigi can wavedash to Shoryuken.

Wavedash > Show Me Ya Moves

Play Melee.

 

[Kinzer]

Showm ya *taunt cancels* Showm-moves-ya moves!

Play SSB64.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Infinite wave-updash 335 consecutive shield-shine backflips into a shining breakdance kick whilst playing as Sly Fox or Xace in the Garden of Destruction.

Play SSFG3:MM (Super Smash Forum Gamers 3: Mindless Mayhem)

Spoiler

It's a Forum Games meme, you'd have to be in the Forum Games social group to know what I'm talking about.

 

[handsockpuppet]

Watch as handsockpuppet's amazing SHFFLs, edgeguarding, and SHL brings him to top tier.

Play SSFG3:MM (Super Smash Forum Gamers 3: Mindless Mayhem)

 

[Immortal_One]

Does this rate you play at happen to be over 9000?

If not, I'm afraid you may not be playing SSBB for as long as you think you will.

Quoted for truth.

 

[Cinder]

This is what happens when I have nothing better to do

Play Melee

 

[Kinzer]

That's not fair, I'll give you hitstun, but Brawl has not even been out for a year, and some ATs have probably yet to be discovered...

Play Barlw, so we can find them.

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

That's not fair, I'll give you hitstun, but Brawl has not even been out for a year, and some ATs have probably yet to be discovered...

Play Barlw, so we can find them.

Lol they don't care Kinzer.

It haz teh Shawnik

play Barlw

 

[Firus]

That's not fair, I'll give you hitstun, but Brawl has not even been out for a year, and some ATs have probably yet to be discovered...

Play Barlw, so we can find them.

No johns necessary to convince people to play the game.

Play Melee.

Lol they don't care Kinzer.

It haz teh Shawnik

play Barlw

Mewtwo.

Play Melee.

 

[Kinzer]

You made me lose the game, and Barlw has Mewtwo... just you have to hack.

Play Barlw, if Melee has it, the successor has it too... just to a lesser extent with some of the gameplay... otherwise it excels (character roster, visuals, the works).

 

[Chis]

It wont last forever though.

Play Skies of Arcadia Legends.

 

[Kinzer]

We all know that by this point, but now we're just playing a meme war.

+1 for play Barlw.