Well not really pet peeves because I don't really bother getting mad at these, but instead I just laugh at how dumb they are:
- Those that win one match and run away saying "PWNED"
- Noobs that complain about spamming short hops (yes, short hops). Ok, fine I'll camp on the ground and do rolling mindgames like you, the pro level 9 way.
- The ones that think they're much better than you without having played you
- People who complain about delay when they have as much delay as you do (LOL BOOMFAN)
- When you get a noob on your team and you end up losing because of him, and at the end he says "I want a better teammate" (I specially laugh at this one, it's happened to me several times)
- When someone uses the "I wasn't being serious/trying hard" excuse in a tournament
- When for the lulz you decide to hit a person with the same move over and over just because you're that much better than them and they call you a skillless noob for using the same move like that (Because it's not like, you know, their fault for falling for the same move over and over)
- When they try to camp against me in the **** tent, and I'm Mario.
These are things that actually DO annoy me.
- Partners that constantly projectile spam and don't let up even if they're hitting you as much as them.
- The tornados in hyrule. The only single reason for which I believe Hyrule should be a counterpick and not a neutral stage. Hey, let's upB with pika to safety out of this semicombo! Oops, ran into the tornado! Omg Im doing awesome combo with mario... USMASH YEAH... OH WAIT TORNADO SPAWN RIGHT WHERE I USMASH'D! Hey look the tornado's going away in that direction, now I can continue doing this combo on my opponent! *Tornado rages and rushes in and gets me as i knock my opponent away*
- Grabbing while you're edgeshielding and you end up suiciding instead. I suppose it's more of a fault than a pet peeve but it doesn't help calm you down when you partially know the delay helped.
- When crap like pika and kirby's utilt outprioritize stuff like Link's Dair. It makes me go SAKURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII