omg

[Miharu]

i am the bone of my sword

 

[ConnorTheKid]

triple The Size Of Connors D!ck?

Oh Wait Thats Still Small.

<3 you Mike! *waits for him to call me a ***got * lol

 

[storm92]

A's Burgers.

If anyone knows what I'm talking about, then /thread

 

[samdaballer]

A's Burgers.

If anyone knows what I'm talking about, then /thread

Yeaah, A's is almost IN-N-OUT tier

 

[replicate]

socal has already been over the fast-food tiers

so anyways, I just made myself an omelet right now
I saw mushrooms my mom had already cooked on the table, and I saw swiss cheese in the fridge, and I thought "oh man this is gonna be delicious"

I took four eggs and added in milk (which was too much), waited for the eggs to cook, then tried flipping it
oh man, epic fail. I've never missed that in my whole life.
so like a third of my omelet was missing and the eggs were already too cooked so the cheese is not fully melted and the mushrooms are kind of cold

thought I should let you know

 

[choknater]

u shouldve added ur sperm it improves omelette taste

 

[ConnorTheKid]

wtf choknater!

 

[choknater]

wat .

 

[Fly_Amanita]

Choknater, you will never catch up to mikeHAZE.

 

[replicate]

u shouldve added ur sperm it improves omelette taste

my eggs would've burned by the time I finished

 

[choknater]

Choknater, you will never catch up to mikeHAZE.

what matters is that i berieve in myself

 

[samdaballer]

u shouldve added ur sperm it improves omelette taste

HAHA ohh my gyad